lifesatrip 0 #1 April 28, 2008 Just wondering, I am sure someone has done it but just got to ask. Has anyone had sex in freefall or under canopy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yarak 0 #2 April 28, 2008 you mean with another person? I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your fucking packing tent down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smooth 0 #3 April 28, 2008 Do a search of the forums. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 36 #4 April 28, 2008 Called an IFIF jump. I'll let you figure out what it stands for. There is at least one video running around the internet and has been reference on here before. The couple I new ended up landing on a golf course in front of the restaurant. Took a bow, wrapped up in their canopies and walked over to the DZ. The question is, has a child ever been conceived in freefall? I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #5 April 28, 2008 www.milehighclub.com/beyond.html For a large fee I can name names.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anvilbrother 0 #6 April 28, 2008 the stories on that site are hot Postes r made from an iPad or iPhone. Spelling and gramhair mistakes guaranteed move along, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpsteve 0 #7 April 28, 2008 In 1992 I saw a very experienced jumper convince a newbie (about 50 jumps) to turn a naked Cessna jump into a little more than that. At altitude he hopped on her and they rolled out the door in full coital bliss. I still have bad memories....both of 'em were kind of nasty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #8 April 28, 2008 QuoteCalled an IFIF jump. First one I heard of was in your area: Marshall He was DH, and she was known as Crazy *****. Was there any known before that?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 April 28, 2008 I would think the whole gay tandem thing could be far easier Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 36 #10 April 28, 2008 That's the one. That just about the time I started. Don't know if there were any before that. The pilot, LM, got into the act by flying the load naked. At least that's all he admited to.I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #11 April 28, 2008 QuoteThat's the one. That just about the time I started. Don't know if there were any before that. The pilot, LM, got into the act by flying the load naked. At least that's all he admited to. What I heard was the couple walked up to the plane wearing old pants with the crotches cut out, only to find LM sitting in the pilot's seat wearing only a bailout rig declaring: "Nobody gets in this airplane wearing anything but a parachute!" At which point they complied and he let them in. Funny postscript to the story for me: About a year later I was at the Nationals. It was evening, jumping was over, and I was walking back to my car. I found a small crowd in the peas. I worked my way into the crowd to see what was happening. What was happening was a little strawberry blonde with a large rack telling about 50 strangers a story that went something like: "...oh it was so great! LM had no idea what was happening! One of us lured him into the van where the other five were waiting, and then we tackled him, tore off his clothes, covered him with whipped cream, and each of us took our turn with him while the others licked off the cream..." As I looked around, I spotted a familiar face from my (your) part of the country. I caught his attention: "Hey John Kime! Is this Crazy ***** from Marshall?" John: "Yup!""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dunderhead1 0 #12 April 28, 2008 Quote www.milehighclub.com/beyond.html For a large fee I can name names. wonder if they wear other protection than helmets Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeG 0 #13 April 29, 2008 Quote Just wondering, I am sure someone has done it but just got to ask. Has anyone had sex in freefall or under canopy? I guess for the freefall thing you have to be a true minuteman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airman1270 0 #14 April 29, 2008 Quote Quote Just wondering, I am sure someone has done it but just got to ask. Has anyone had sex in freefall or under canopy? I guess for the freefall thing you have to be a true minuteman _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ What do they do for the remaining 45 seconds? Cheers, Jon S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyawaygirl78 0 #15 April 30, 2008 What do they do for the remaining 45 seconds? Cheers, Jon S. Ha; yeah I'd love to know the answer to that one too!!! "Sex.... It's just like cuddling - only damper." Flying Hellfish#695 Muff Brother#3885 Rodriguez Brother#1526-Tronca Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #16 April 30, 2008 cigarette after!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #17 April 30, 2008 Quote What do they do for the remaining 45 seconds? She talks about "their relationship"; He pretends to hear; Just like on the ground."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyawaygirl78 0 #19 May 1, 2008 She talks about "their relationship"; He pretends to hear; Just like on the ground. HAHAHA; love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Sex.... It's just like cuddling - only damper." Flying Hellfish#695 Muff Brother#3885 Rodriguez Brother#1526-Tronca Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #20 October 12, 2011 After watching tonights local news I thought I'd "bump" one of the many threads on this subject..... ------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #21 October 12, 2011 Quote After watching tonights local news I thought I'd "bump" one of the many threads on this subject..... Link? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PreppyAtPeppy 0 #22 October 12, 2011 http://www.kget.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoid=2924355 This is the dz where I first started jumping. I know both of these idiots. Instructor thinks he's some sort of skygod. Manifest girl is also a wannabe pornstar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dninness 4 #23 October 12, 2011 Well, I think this goes without saying, but: "This thread is useless without video."NIN D-19617, AFF-I '19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #24 October 12, 2011 well the instructor IS closer to a skygod than you are, and AFAIK he already is an adult movie actor (wasn't he married to Nicole Sheridan ? ) and the manifest girl has taken a good first step un the pornstar business you just sound jealous... scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #25 October 12, 2011 Quotehttp://www.kget.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoid=2924355 This is the dz where I first started jumping. I know both of these idiots. Instructor thinks he's some sort of skygod. Manifest girl is also a wannabe pornstar. Goddamn soccer moms, 'oh my gosh, my kid is watching porn. quickly send cops to punish these evil pornographers who are depraving my precious innocent children.'Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
