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Skydiver to pilot right after the engine quit: "Hang in there, man. I'm going for help."




Damn!!!! wish I had thought of saying that the one time the Caravan lost it's engine! All I could think of is getting out of that plane as fast as I could!!

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A static line instructor to his student, explaining the importance of the attachment point:

"There are 3 people responsible for making sure you are hooked up properly. 1) The pilot. It's his plane, and he's in charge. 2) Your instructor. I am responsible for ensuring your safety. 3) YOU. It's your ass out there."

"Of these 3 people, in the event you get out and are NOT hooked up, 2 of them will be really sorry, and 1 of them will be REALLY sorry!"

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Skydiver to pilot right after the engine quit: "Hang in there, man. I'm going for help."




Damn!!!! wish I had thought of saying that the one time the Caravan lost it's engine! All I could think of is getting out of that plane as fast as I could!!



lol... I got out after my student in a SLJM course, the engine died shortly therafter.. the Instructor and pilot remained and the pilot did his thing and things went ok from there... but I could just imiagine him saying that and jumping out (oh, C182).
DS#727, DB Cooper #41, POPS #11065, SCR #13183, FA #2125, SCS #8306, HALO #309 SRA #5930

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When the people look like ants-PULL
When the ants look like people-PRAY


HAHAHAHA!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
a lot of these are really really funny
"where is my laundry? which on of you idiots grabbed the wrong rig?"

this is a BASE one but funny none the less
"all of a sudden i was back in the building and said 'dude your back in the building'"

a conversation between a tandem student sitting next to me and her TM
Student: "have you ever fucked during free fall?"
TM "no"
Student "are you down to DTF?"
TM "ummm.... wait what?"
Student "are you down to DTF?"
a few min latter
TM "ok sit on my lap"
Student "With pleasure"
when they landed she again asked "are you DTF?" he walked away

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a conversation between a tandem student sitting next to me and her TM
Student: "have you ever fucked during free fall?"
TM "no"
Student "are you down to DTF?"
TM "ummm.... wait what?"
Student "are you down to DTF?"
a few min latter
TM "ok sit on my lap"
Student "With pleasure"
when they landed she again asked "are you DTF?" he walked away



I don't buy it.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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" HEY ASSHOLE! "



Hi Jim,
:D:D:D:Dand everybody within shouting distance on the DZ stops what they are doing, turns and looks at "YOU!!?" (I guess they know who they are!!:ph34r::ph34r::D:D;);))


At my drop zone, EVERYBODY turned around and said, "WHAT?"
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

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There I was, no shit. Thought I was gonna die...

Wendy P.



goin' through a thousand feet with nothing but a silkworm and a sewing machine.
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

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There I was, no shit. Thought I was gonna die...

Wendy P.



goin' through a thousand feet with nothing but a silkworm and a sewing machine.




...needle on my altimeter was right between 'Oh Shit' and 'You're Fucked' :D










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Sometime depending on how the student is, when I hook them up for a tandem. I shake the four attachment points and say "Your hooked up here, and your hooked up here. So there's no way you can die alone"



I always had the idea that if I kept myself safe, the student would be safe. If the student got hury, I was gonna get hurt. ;)
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

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Heard before exit on an RW jump:

"Slow is slow, fast is faster.
If you don't get in, you're a rotten bastard."



I liked, "Slow is smooth and smooth is fast." Doesn't have the rhyme but...

And:
In the line up just before the count to the person in front of you, "Did you know this about your reserve? Oh well, it'll probably be OK fot this jump."
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

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"Look good, have fun, safety third!"

Very Important safety briefing:DON'T FUCKIN DIE!



"This is real dangerous shit so for God's sake, be careful. Get your gear on and I'll see you at the plane in 5 minutes."
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

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