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...apparently, swoop ponds.

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Finger fluffin' fist bumpin' handshakes in the aircraft. :ph34r:



When the handshake gets more complex than the dive you've planned, it's going too far.


What's really sad is when the handshake is more impressive and better executed than the jump??? ;)
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Skyhook and magnets

About 80 % of the jumpers buying Skyhook have no idea how it works. The only thing they know is that you can chop at 100ft. :S Good luck with that :)
oh....and GoPro's



on that note :

Pillow reserve handles. Majority of the people buying them do it for the cool factor.


What's the other reason?


So they don't get hooked on things (like other peoples' hands). I have seen 2 D-handles get dislodged on exit and never a pillow.
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Camouflage is a fad that needs to fuck off. In a sport where being seen is a necessity for safety, wearing a material specifically designed to make you blend into the background is a really stupid idea.



It's not specifically designed to make you blend into the sky, is it?



No, but it is designed to make you blend into the ground. Might not be something you want should you be laying there injured, hoping your friends will find you.



Maybe - but if you're lying there then people are more likely to spot your canopy so the colour of what you're wearing is largely irrelevant.
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Camouflage is a fad that needs to fuck off. In a sport where being seen is a necessity for safety, wearing a material specifically designed to make you blend into the background is a really stupid idea.



It's not specifically designed to make you blend into the sky, is it?



No, but it is designed to make you blend into the ground. Might not be something you want should you be laying there injured, hoping your friends will find you.



Maybe - but if you're lying there then people are more likely to spot your canopy so the colour of what you're wearing is largely irrelevant.



You just keep thinking Butch......

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Camouflage is a fad that needs to fuck off. In a sport where being seen is a necessity for safety, wearing a material specifically designed to make you blend into the background is a really stupid idea.



It's not specifically designed to make you blend into the sky, is it?


Could make you hard to see from someone above you don't you think!?!:S

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Camouflage is a fad that needs to fuck off. In a sport where being seen is a necessity for safety, wearing a material specifically designed to make you blend into the background is a really stupid idea.



It's not specifically designed to make you blend into the sky, is it?


No, but it is designed to make you blend into the ground. Might not be something you want should you be laying there injured, hoping your friends will find you.


Or when someone above you looks down just before initiating a combat maneuver swoop and doesn't see you below them... as in there's a couple of mains that I've seen that are the old woodland camo... :S
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Camouflage is a fad that needs to fuck off. In a sport where being seen is a necessity for safety, wearing a material specifically designed to make you blend into the background is a really stupid idea.



It's not specifically designed to make you blend into the sky, is it?


No, but it is designed to make you blend into the ground. Might not be something you want should you be laying there injured, hoping your friends will find you.


Or when someone above you looks down just before initiating a combat maneuver swoop and doesn't see you below them... as in there's a couple of mains that I've seen that are the old woodland camo... :S


So.... just go with the "Pink Camo". Camo Cool!! Pink Visible?? I smell a new fad.... ;)
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You just keep thinking Butch......

Sparky



Thank you. Your flawless reasoning and eloquent delivery have forced me to reconsider my position.
"The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls."

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Skyhook and magnets

About 80 % of the jumpers buying Skyhook have no idea how it works. The only thing they know is that you can chop at 100ft. :S Good luck with that :)
oh....and GoPro's



on that note :

Pillow reserve handles. Majority of the people buying them do it for the cool factor.


What's the other reason?


So your buddy's Go-Pro won't go through your D handle on exit. (says Eddie...seriously)
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1-inch (mini) chest straps. Does it really make you more aerodynamic?

My rigger has shown me several photos of bent hardware on (mini) 1” straps; I’ve never seen an example of bent (standard) 2”.

Oh, and if you’ve got 50 odd jumps, stop doing that fancy folding / quick release stuff with your chest strap – it doesn’t make you look like you belong on the PD Factory Team and in the process you may miss the point of it being secure in the first place.



There is no way a chest strap (of any size) is taking enough of a load to bend hardware


They are only rated to 500 lb.

Sparky


Hi sparky

But they look :)

And the answer to the pink fad was SAPS

Be well
R.
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...apparently, swoop ponds.

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Finger fluffin' fist bumpin' handshakes in the aircraft. :ph34r:



When the handshake gets more complex than the dive you've planned, it's going too far.


What's really sad is when the handshake is more impressive and better executed than the jump??? ;)


Well, I learned to do the silly hand-slap, fist bump, wave your fingers handshake in both Canadian and Mexican this year at SDC Summerfest. :P

And, yes I'm guilty of doing it all the time.
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Sit suits

Balloon suits

Any canopy made in the 90s containing at least some neon pink.



When I get a new canopy it's going to have neon pink:P I loved the bright colours of the 90's and can't stand the zombie, brains and gore phase that seems to be the in thing. B|
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When I get a new canopy it's going to have neon pink:P I loved the bright colours of the 90's and can't stand the zombie, brains and gore phase that seems to be the in thing. B|



I love the bright colors because they're bright, not because they're trendy or matchy-matchy. I had a black canopy that perfectly matched my gear (which is black & grey with navy accents) and I hated it because it went into stealth mode. My mains now are 7 yellow/2 orange and 7 orange/1 white/1 navy and no one misses me!
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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...I loved the bright colours of the 90's and can't stand the zombie, brains and gore phase that seems to be the in thing.



90's?! Try late 70's! Huge rainbow-colored jumpsuits and canopies. B| Then it switched to "bounce-and-blend" schemes.

I dig the colors! They make you happy! :)
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the infamous PizzaPuke. Still gets jumped a few times a year.



That is all kinds of awesome. B|
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Pink
Florescent yellow
Florescent anything




I just bought a zigzag v3 and half of its florescent yellow [:/]


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Skyhook and magnets

About 80 % of the jumpers buying Skyhook have no idea how it works. The only thing they know is that you can chop at 100ft. :S Good luck with that :)
oh....and GoPro's




and it has magnets and a skyhook B|B|

B|

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