airtwardo 7 #26 February 15, 2013 Quote On butt naked lobs, i've always worn a pair of boxers in the plane over the legstraps and also taken part of the lining foam out of my helmet. Then when you get to altitude, give the gentleman sausage a little rub so it looks a little bit more respectable, take the boxers off and put them in your helmet where the foam normally is. After the lob, take off the helmet and put the boxers back on! Job done... My helmet ain't big enough! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manseman 0 #27 February 15, 2013 QuoteOn butt naked lobs, i've always worn a pair of boxers in the plane over the legstraps and also taken part of the lining foam out of my helmet. Then when you get to altitude, give the gentleman sausage a little rub so it looks a little bit more respectable, take the boxers off and put them in your helmet where the foam normally is. After the lob, take off the helmet and put the boxers back on! Job done... Haha, yes. Put your boxers on your head and rub your junk on the ride up. Seriously, the correct way is to wrap yourself in toilet paper and light it on fire as you leave the plane. Just be careful not to get a boner as that will increase your wingload a lot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Polite 0 #28 February 15, 2013 A Mr Bill with a naked women (or man if you're into that). This way after you finish you can just drop her 1000's of feet, way better than kicking a women out of your bed :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloomin0nion12 0 #29 February 15, 2013 See i have got alot of info from dropzone, this is what its for no matter what the question. Alot of humor too! I might should have said twig and berries might have been more understandable for some, but I like the idea of shorts in helmet to have for when I land, I will try my best to stand it up. haha i dont want to be sitting there rubbing junk in the airplane it might seem like weird or perv or something, what if tandems were on the load...unless it was just me and the female aff instructor on plane might be different story! If it goes well i cant wait to learn sitfly and stand fly i can do this naked too for different results! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisD 0 #30 February 15, 2013 The really scarey thing about your comment: "...haha i dont want to be sitting there rubbing junk in the airplane it might seem like weird or perv or something..." is that it might not be that out of normal. Some of us have been on loads, that I wonder if anyone would notice? But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigBUG 0 #31 February 17, 2013 best thing I ever see in naked jumps is engine malfunction and emergency jump 5 kilometers away from DZ in not-so-hot-late-summer day. 18 guys and 2 girls on board weren't so excited when we managed to get them all back couple of hours later. Never see anyone from this load even talking about jump naked again. good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HHypoxic 0 #32 February 18, 2013 QuoteIs there a society for joining the mile high club while skyidving...tht ever been documented as actually happening? You should round up 7 more like minded people and try for one of these! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=135843;guest=103892881 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=4386718;page=2;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;guest=104123151 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waveoff5500 0 #33 February 18, 2013 hurts a bit while tracking, and then a quick hand to legstrap check to make sure you dont suffer a nut under malfunction is recommended! super fun"its just a normal day at the dropzone until its not" 1653 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #34 February 18, 2013 Quote hurts a bit while tracking, and then a quick hand to legstrap check to make sure you dont suffer a nut under malfunction is recommended! super fun Do I have to be reminded what you did to my rig? Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waveoff5500 0 #35 February 18, 2013 yes! absolutely...but i kept it clean! "its just a normal day at the dropzone until its not" 1653 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #36 February 18, 2013 QuoteHi all, after accomplishing AFF at the end of fall (and loving it), I have a desire to skydive naked when weather warms up and join SANS to add to my record book. I think it would be real exciting, but was wanting some input on what experienced people have done with their meat and 2 veg. during this? Let it hang. Just make sure your leg straps are tight enough nothing can slip under them. Don't land out and don't botch the landing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoatguyNate 0 #37 March 15, 2013 50% aren't odds I like in my favor if it involved my "area." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
