BloominOnion12 0 #1 February 12, 2013 Hi all, after accomplishing AFF at the end of fall (and loving it), I have a desire to skydive naked when weather warms up and join SANS to add to my record book. I think it would be real exciting, but was wanting some input on what experienced people have done with their meat and 2 veg. during this? I now it will be dancing around like a wind sock in a hurricane, I though of tucking 'it' in to the leg strap where the excess goes or tucking it with a stow rubber band. I dont want to be damage from this so any help would be well taken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #2 February 12, 2013 you also need to think of the landing. if you dont have a perfect stand up you might fuck your shit up pretty bad. road rash on your ass doesnt sound very appealing to me."Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirty_red 0 #3 February 12, 2013 It's a blast. Just let it fly free. It's not going to go anywhere, and tucking anything into a leg strap sounds like a bad idea. Opening shock might be a bit painful. Blue Skies, make sure you stand that one up!Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 February 12, 2013 Think temperature @ altitude & shrinkage...things will take care of themselves! DO NOT tuck in the leg strap...it'll turn a snake into an eel ~ real QUICK! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydude2000 3 #5 February 12, 2013 When I did mine, I had to tie it up so I didn't step on it, running out the landing PULL!! or DIE!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 201 #6 February 12, 2013 I guess we'll need to know if it's a polska keilbasa or a cocktail weiny.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnay 0 #7 February 12, 2013 pop a few viagra and you got nothing to worry about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 61 #8 February 12, 2013 Quotepop a few viagra and you got nothing to worry about. apart from face planting and pole vaulting yourself into the barAtheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #9 February 13, 2013 Just take some duct-tape and tape them up into a neat little package! You can add a little more duct tape for aerodynamic styling! It'll just pull right off when you're done! I pity the guys you're between on the ride up, though...I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sky12345 0 #10 February 13, 2013 if u have hemorrhoids just do a sitfly its a perfect cure i guarantee it or your hemorrhoids back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #11 February 13, 2013 QuoteI though of tucking 'it' in to the leg strap where the excess goes or tucking it with a stow rubber band. BAD idea. As a matter of fact, Naked jumping rule number 1 is to make sure NOTHING is beneath a leg strap. Why? . Because .... You can always cut away from a line-over. But you can't cut away from a nut-under!Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #12 February 13, 2013 Get permission to land in front of the bar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
potatoman 0 #13 February 13, 2013 If you reckon it is long enough to get entagled into the risers, please tuck it away. Sure you would not want a cutaway from that. Else, let it be just that, a naked jump.You have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to tell you how Fu***** stupid it is. Davelepka - "This isn't an x-box, or a Chevy truck forum" Whatever you do, don't listen to ChrisD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloomin0nion12 0 #14 February 13, 2013 Yes, I didnt think of landing, about .5 of my landings have been stand up and some slide in. still it would be on grass, but I hope i would not land off dropzone! but no not cocktail weenie more like hilshire farm. I was concerned because i went to tunnel before aff and i got on my knees in tunnel near net and the junk was flapping bad and painfull so I thought it would do this in the sky. Anyways I hope to be on load with my aff instructor when i attempt because she was pretty and hope to impress. maybe viagra would be good idea! thanks all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
potatoman 0 #15 February 14, 2013 You are funny. How you gonna get out the door with a pole in the way. Also, viagra only works with old farts, so the impress thing.......You have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to tell you how Fu***** stupid it is. Davelepka - "This isn't an x-box, or a Chevy truck forum" Whatever you do, don't listen to ChrisD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydive1234 0 #16 February 14, 2013 Wow...thats a real thing...with the website and everything...huh? I have never heard testicles been called 'veg' or '2 veg'...whats that about? Is there aQuote society for joining the mile high club while skyidving...tht ever been documented as actually happening? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rifleman 61 #17 February 14, 2013 QuoteWow...thats a real thing...with the website and everything...huh? I have never heard testicles been called 'veg' or '2 veg'...whats that about? Is there aQuote society for joining the mile high club while skyidving...tht ever been documented as actually happening? The canteen cook and his lover Lay down behind a thick hedge Along came his wife With a long handled knife And cut off his meat and two veg (IIRC Benny Hill)Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisD 0 #18 February 14, 2013 With a handle like "rifleman" you have never heard of: meat and potatos, giggle stick, tallywacker, etc, etc,...O'h why couldn't the original poster be of the opposite sex????????? And want to post this on utube or something, Ya I know typical guy, but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting....But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rifleman 61 #19 February 14, 2013 I've heard them all and a lot worse - the person who hadn't was the poster above me - skydive1234.Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisD 0 #20 February 14, 2013 Sorry me bad, It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstardBut what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missbrz 0 #21 February 14, 2013 Quote but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting.... Actually I read the whole thing & thought it was funny. Thanks for the giggle boys I vote let it free! It's not naked if you're covered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 38 #22 February 15, 2013 Quote Quote but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting.... Actually I read the whole thing & thought it was funny. Thanks for the giggle boys I vote let it free! It's not naked if you're covered +1 meat and +2 veggies. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rifleman 61 #23 February 15, 2013 Quote Sorry me bad, It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstard No problems, By the way, less of the english . True, I was raised in Yorkshire which makes me one of the most tight-fisted people on the face of the planetAtheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fencebuster 7 #24 February 15, 2013 I made my 100th and 200th naked. Both jumps were during the summer. Don't tuck anything under leg straps; let the stuff fly free. Tie a pair of gym shorts to your leg strap in case of an off-DZ landing; you don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure if you land off. Stand up the landing . . . .Charlie Gittins, 540-327-2208 AFF-I, Sigma TI, IAD-I MEI, CFI-I, Senior Rigger Former DZO, Blue Ridge Skydiving Adventures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JackJ 0 #25 February 15, 2013 On butt naked lobs, i've always worn a pair of boxers in the plane over the legstraps and also taken part of the lining foam out of my helmet. Then when you get to altitude, give the gentleman sausage a little rub so it looks a little bit more respectable, take the boxers off and put them in your helmet where the foam normally is. After the lob, take off the helmet and put the boxers back on! Job done... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
rifleman 61 #17 February 14, 2013 QuoteWow...thats a real thing...with the website and everything...huh? I have never heard testicles been called 'veg' or '2 veg'...whats that about? Is there aQuote society for joining the mile high club while skyidving...tht ever been documented as actually happening? The canteen cook and his lover Lay down behind a thick hedge Along came his wife With a long handled knife And cut off his meat and two veg (IIRC Benny Hill)Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisD 0 #18 February 14, 2013 With a handle like "rifleman" you have never heard of: meat and potatos, giggle stick, tallywacker, etc, etc,...O'h why couldn't the original poster be of the opposite sex????????? And want to post this on utube or something, Ya I know typical guy, but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting....But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rifleman 61 #19 February 14, 2013 I've heard them all and a lot worse - the person who hadn't was the poster above me - skydive1234.Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisD 0 #20 February 14, 2013 Sorry me bad, It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstardBut what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missbrz 0 #21 February 14, 2013 Quote but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting.... Actually I read the whole thing & thought it was funny. Thanks for the giggle boys I vote let it free! It's not naked if you're covered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 38 #22 February 15, 2013 Quote Quote but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting.... Actually I read the whole thing & thought it was funny. Thanks for the giggle boys I vote let it free! It's not naked if you're covered +1 meat and +2 veggies. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rifleman 61 #23 February 15, 2013 Quote Sorry me bad, It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstard No problems, By the way, less of the english . True, I was raised in Yorkshire which makes me one of the most tight-fisted people on the face of the planetAtheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fencebuster 7 #24 February 15, 2013 I made my 100th and 200th naked. Both jumps were during the summer. Don't tuck anything under leg straps; let the stuff fly free. Tie a pair of gym shorts to your leg strap in case of an off-DZ landing; you don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure if you land off. Stand up the landing . . . .Charlie Gittins, 540-327-2208 AFF-I, Sigma TI, IAD-I MEI, CFI-I, Senior Rigger Former DZO, Blue Ridge Skydiving Adventures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JackJ 0 #25 February 15, 2013 On butt naked lobs, i've always worn a pair of boxers in the plane over the legstraps and also taken part of the lining foam out of my helmet. Then when you get to altitude, give the gentleman sausage a little rub so it looks a little bit more respectable, take the boxers off and put them in your helmet where the foam normally is. After the lob, take off the helmet and put the boxers back on! Job done... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
ChrisD 0 #18 February 14, 2013 With a handle like "rifleman" you have never heard of: meat and potatos, giggle stick, tallywacker, etc, etc,...O'h why couldn't the original poster be of the opposite sex????????? And want to post this on utube or something, Ya I know typical guy, but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting....But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 61 #19 February 14, 2013 I've heard them all and a lot worse - the person who hadn't was the poster above me - skydive1234.Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisD 0 #20 February 14, 2013 Sorry me bad, It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstardBut what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #21 February 14, 2013 Quote but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting.... Actually I read the whole thing & thought it was funny. Thanks for the giggle boys I vote let it free! It's not naked if you're covered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #22 February 15, 2013 Quote Quote but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting.... Actually I read the whole thing & thought it was funny. Thanks for the giggle boys I vote let it free! It's not naked if you're covered +1 meat and +2 veggies. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 61 #23 February 15, 2013 Quote Sorry me bad, It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstard No problems, By the way, less of the english . True, I was raised in Yorkshire which makes me one of the most tight-fisted people on the face of the planetAtheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fencebuster 7 #24 February 15, 2013 I made my 100th and 200th naked. Both jumps were during the summer. Don't tuck anything under leg straps; let the stuff fly free. Tie a pair of gym shorts to your leg strap in case of an off-DZ landing; you don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure if you land off. Stand up the landing . . . .Charlie Gittins, 540-327-2208 AFF-I, Sigma TI, IAD-I MEI, CFI-I, Senior Rigger Former DZO, Blue Ridge Skydiving Adventures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackJ 0 #25 February 15, 2013 On butt naked lobs, i've always worn a pair of boxers in the plane over the legstraps and also taken part of the lining foam out of my helmet. Then when you get to altitude, give the gentleman sausage a little rub so it looks a little bit more respectable, take the boxers off and put them in your helmet where the foam normally is. After the lob, take off the helmet and put the boxers back on! Job done... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
