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BloominOnion12

Meat and 2 veg.

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Hi all, after accomplishing AFF at the end of fall (and loving it), I have a desire to skydive naked when weather warms up and join SANS to add to my record book. I think it would be real exciting, but was wanting some input on what experienced people have done with their meat and 2 veg. during this? I now it will be dancing around like a wind sock in a hurricane, I though of tucking 'it' in to the leg strap where the excess goes or tucking it with a stow rubber band. I dont want to be damage from this so any help would be well taken.

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It's a blast. Just let it fly free. It's not going to go anywhere, and tucking anything into a leg strap sounds like a bad idea. Opening shock might be a bit painful.

Blue Skies, make sure you stand that one up!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Just take some duct-tape and tape them up into a neat little package! You can add a little more duct tape for aerodynamic styling! It'll just pull right off when you're done!

I pity the guys you're between on the ride up, though...
I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

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I though of tucking 'it' in to the leg strap where the excess goes or tucking it with a stow rubber band.


BAD idea. As a matter of fact, Naked jumping rule number 1 is to make sure NOTHING is beneath a leg strap. Why?
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Because .... You can always cut away from a line-over. But you can't cut away from a nut-under!
Peace,
-Dawson.
http://www.SansSuit.com
The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

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:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

If you reckon it is long enough to get entagled into the risers, please tuck it away. Sure you would not want a cutaway from that.

Else, let it be just that, a naked jump.
You have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to tell you how Fu***** stupid it is.
Davelepka - "This isn't an x-box, or a Chevy truck forum"
Whatever you do, don't listen to ChrisD.

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Yes, I didnt think of landing, about .5 of my landings have been stand up and some slide in. still it would be on grass, but I hope i would not land off dropzone! but no not cocktail weenie more like hilshire farm.
I was concerned because i went to tunnel before aff and i got on my knees in tunnel near net and the junk was flapping bad and painfull so I thought it would do this in the sky. Anyways I hope to be on load with my aff instructor when i attempt because she was pretty and hope to impress. maybe viagra would be good idea! thanks all

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:ph34r: You are funny. How you gonna get out the door with a pole in the way. Also, viagra only works with old farts, so the impress thing.......
You have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to tell you how Fu***** stupid it is.
Davelepka - "This isn't an x-box, or a Chevy truck forum"
Whatever you do, don't listen to ChrisD.

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Wow...thats a real thing...with the website and everything...huh?

I have never heard testicles been called 'veg' or '2 veg'...whats that about?

Is there a
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society for joining the mile high club while skyidving...tht ever been documented as actually happening?

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Wow...thats a real thing...with the website and everything...huh?

I have never heard testicles been called 'veg' or '2 veg'...whats that about?

Is there a

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society for joining the mile high club while skyidving...tht ever been documented as actually happening?



The canteen cook and his lover
Lay down behind a thick hedge
Along came his wife
With a long handled knife
And cut off his meat and two veg

(IIRC Benny Hill)
Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation

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:)
With a handle like "rifleman" you have never heard of: meat and potatos, giggle stick, tallywacker, etc, etc,...;)

O'h why couldn't the original poster be of the opposite sex?????????

And want to post this on utube or something, Ya I know typical guy, but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting....
But what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump."

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but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting....



Actually I read the whole thing & thought it was funny. Thanks for the giggle boys ;)

I vote let it free! It's not naked if you're covered :P



+1

meat and

+2

veggies. :P
lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

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B|

Sorry me bad,

It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstard:)



No problems,

By the way, less of the english :). True, I was raised in Yorkshire which makes me one of the most tight-fisted people on the face of the planetB|B|
Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation

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I made my 100th and 200th naked. Both jumps were during the summer. Don't tuck anything under leg straps; let the stuff fly free. Tie a pair of gym shorts to your leg strap in case of an off-DZ landing; you don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure if you land off. Stand up the landing . . . .
Charlie Gittins, 540-327-2208
AFF-I, Sigma TI, IAD-I
MEI, CFI-I, Senior Rigger
Former DZO, Blue Ridge Skydiving Adventures

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On butt naked lobs, i've always worn a pair of boxers in the plane over the legstraps and also taken part of the lining foam out of my helmet.

Then when you get to altitude, give the gentleman sausage a little rub so it looks a little bit more respectable, take the boxers off and put them in your helmet where the foam normally is.

After the lob, take off the helmet and put the boxers back on!

Job done...

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