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How do I tell my mom that I enjoy jumping out of planes?

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Here ya' go. Sure fire thing:

"Mom, I have to make a life decision here and I want you input.

I have boiled my life down to two career paths
-Marrying a hooker or,
-Skydiving"

Sure fire...well, up until she asks, "What's the difference?"
Then you're on your own.
:)

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Try this:

"Mom, the time has come for me to come out of the closet about something. I'm tired of hiding it. I just want to be accepted for the way I am. Mom, I'm a skydiver."

She'll be so grateful that you're not gay, that she'll be happy that you're only skydiving.

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