Cutaway Handle Text Ideas

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MOLOM
LABE
Come and get them

There are no dangerous dives
Only dangerous divers

[Jalien 0]

I'd like the Hitchhiker's Guide cover text on the cutaway handle

DON'T PANIC

[IanHarrop 37]

C9H13NO3

Chemical Formula of Adrenaline

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

[champu 1]

I really don't forsee myself being in the market for another skydiving rig, but If I ever *cough* misplace a reserve handle, I will consider having a replacement read:

EMERGENCY STOP
NEVER USE

[airtwardo 6]

Hate Packer on one


Love Rigger on the other

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[airdvr 197]

faster/slower

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[irishrigger 31]

airtwardo

Hate Packer on one


Love Rigger on the other

thats the winner in my book!

[SansSuit 1]

ChadF

Yea... I thought about that too...

http://www.decalsplanet.com/img_b/vinyl-decal-sticker-2738.jpg

At that point does it become an "iRig" ?

Peace,
-Dawson.
http://www.SansSuit.com
The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

[ChadF 0]

airtwardo

Hate Packer on one


Love Rigger on the other

That's some funny shit there!

[BigMark 1]

Please use a RSL if you do a soft reserve handle. (hides)

[ChadF 0]

BigMark

Please use a RSL if you do a soft reserve handle. (hides)

of course... and AAD...

[catfishhunter 1]

I have C-YA on my cutaway use a D ring for my reserve.

MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT
Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.

[Mach1dmb 0]

Trololol

[piisfish 135]

Remove before flight

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[DougH 270]

Mine says "Dave", My name is "Doug".

It was a freebie that I got when a team rig I bought showed up without a cutaway handle.

"Dave's not here man"

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P

[GooniesKid 0]

Mach1dmb

Trololol

LOL!

[GooniesKid 0]

ChadF

or...

cutaway: if (! $main)
reserve: planb()

As a programmer this is purely awesome!

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From a wuffo friend:
CARPE ANEMOI
Latin for "Seize the winds"

There are no dangerous dives
Only dangerous divers

[3mpire 0]

A friend of mine has the green one up mushroom from super mario bros embroidered on his reserve pillow

[nigel99 143]

3mpire

A friend of mine has the green one up mushroom from super mario bros embroidered on his reserve pillow

I wonder how many people put more thought into the pretty picture or whitty comment on their soft reserve handle, than whether to have a soft handle or metal D?


Cutaway - trust your rears
Reserve - safety 3rd

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[BigMikeH77 0]

3mpire

A friend of mine has the green one up mushroom from super mario bros embroidered on his reserve pillow

I LOVE that!! I hope I can come up with something unique and witty, but that sets a very high bar...

[bluebird932 0]

No more ideas?

[ChadF 0]

All great ideas..... As a programmer and a mac fan, I was torn between the if !(main) and the cmd+x / cmd+n

I settled on the mac shortcuts since they are simple 2 characters on each handle.

[phoenixlpr 0]

ChadF

I'm building a rig and was thinking about putting something funny on the cutaway handle. Some ideas:

* Plan B
* Oh Shit

Any pithy ideas?

"Idiot" ?

[ClippedWings 0]

When I had my custom Micron made, I had them write "Eject" on cutaway handle and "Air Brake" on reserve..