medic0079 0 #1 July 16, 2015 http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-a-Double-Parachute-Failure Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #2 July 16, 2015 towards the end I was almost certain I was going to read the . put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye advice i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 0 #3 July 16, 2015 Quote If you are of a religious turn of mind, you may wish at this point to offer a prayer to a god, goddess, protective spirit or guardian angel. St Jude, the patron saint of Lost Causes, comes to mind. Objectively, this is not likely to help very much; but it may improve your emotional state. If you do not have any religious beliefs, or are for another reason unwilling to appeal to your patron deity, skip this step. He might've accidentaly posted here instead of Bonfire/JOKE OF THE DAY What goes around, comes later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Croc 0 #4 July 16, 2015 Yep. This has worked for me lots of times. Especially the terminal Mr. Bill part. Haven't broken a single arm yet."Here's a good specimen of my own wisdom. Something is so, except when it isn't so." Charles Fort, commenting on the many contradictions of astronomy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #5 July 17, 2015 Mythbusters proved pretty conclusively that a terminal impact on water is only marginally better than concrete. You're still gonna die either way. Also, hitting the ground at 120 mph or faster will at least be a quick way to go, and should be as reasonably painless as anything is likely to be. If anything, I'm pretty sure I don't want to risk surviving that landing and would probably go head down. The last thing to go through my mind would be my pelvis.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #6 July 17, 2015 Quote If anything, I'm pretty sure I don't want to risk surviving that landing and would probably go head down. Fuck that. Keep fighting and pull handles/cables/pins/bridles/fabric till impact.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #7 July 17, 2015 I agree. never stop trying till your goggles fill with blood . and everything fades to black i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #8 July 19, 2015 RemsterQuote If anything, I'm pretty sure I don't want to risk surviving that landing and would probably go head down. Fuck that. Keep fighting and pull handles/cables/pins/bridles/fabric till impact.Fuckin A. I did get a good laugh tho. Who's gonna think about all that bullshit while trying to get something over your head. Fight til the end.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrShave 0 #9 July 22, 2015 RemsterQuote If anything, I'm pretty sure I don't want to risk surviving that landing and would probably go head down. Fuck that. Keep fighting and pull handles/cables/pins/bridles/fabric till impact. One of my instructors said to me once "Pull all the handles until something good happens." I like that mentality. Pull ALL the things! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stayhigh 2 #10 July 22, 2015 no one knows the procedure to grab the grass anymore???Bernie Sanders for President 2016 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #11 July 23, 2015 stayhigh no one knows the procedure to grab the grass anymore??? You have time to smoke a joint before you talk to god? I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stayhigh 2 #12 July 23, 2015 akarunway ***no one knows the procedure to grab the grass anymore??? You have time to smoke a joint before you talk to god? you smoke prior to jumping, how are you gonna light one up in freefall? Shit is hard to light up under the canopy. You grab grass when you impact so you don't die. The first impact doesn't kill you it just breaks the bones, it is the bounce that kills you because all those broken bones will impale your vital organs. That is why you grab grass right when you impact. If you do it right you don't bounce back up. Increasing your chance of survival by like 1000%. True story.Bernie Sanders for President 2016 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #13 July 23, 2015 After looking at the illustrations, I'd say the first step should be to avoid jumping from an aircraft wearing a daysack. Put on some kind of parachute rig, preferably with a chest strap (which you're going to need for your terminal Mr Bill), and actual leg straps (unlike the... I dunno, parathong... shown in the last picture). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #14 July 23, 2015 MikeJDAfter looking at the illustrations, I'd say the first step should be to avoid jumping from an aircraft wearing a daysack. Put on some kind of parachute rig, preferably with a chest strap (which you're going to need for your terminal Mr Bill), and actual leg straps (unlike the... I dunno, parathong... shown in the last picture). I'm totally looking for one of those on Paragear, now!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #15 July 25, 2015 stayhigh ******no one knows the procedure to grab the grass anymore??? You have time to smoke a joint before you talk to god? you smoke prior to jumping, how are you gonna light one up in freefall? Shit is hard to light up under the canopy. You grab grass when you impact so you don't die. The first impact doesn't kill you it just breaks the bones, it is the bounce that kills you because all those broken bones will impale your vital organs. That is why you grab grass right when you impact. If you do it right you don't bounce back up. Increasing your chance of survival by like 1000%. True story. Well in SoCal there is just dirt. I prefer a unopened beer can in each hand. Kinda works like those hydro cushions you see on the interstates sometimes. Well there is a lotta grass here. It's just in my friends garage. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #16 July 26, 2015 That's acually pretty entertaining, obviously written by a skydiver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 0 #17 July 27, 2015 jclalor That's acually pretty entertaining, obviously written by a skydiver. ..blown to the ceiling, while crawling under carpet... trying to make us smile Nice niceWhat goes around, comes later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
