Calvin19 0 #26 June 14, 2015 QuoteWhat do you say to someone before a jump? Do a flip! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #27 June 14, 2015 "If" you're the instructor/jumpmaster to the student you say,"Remember!!!!!!!!, It's your primary responsibility and job on this jump......."To!"......."MAKE 'ME' LOOK GOOD!!!!!!!!" Got that....Turkeys??? Turkeys......."Gobble,Gobble" some skydiver squawkins' from the early 70's!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #28 June 14, 2015 You stay here, I'll go for help! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrDom 0 #29 June 14, 2015 Di0- Don't FUCK UP! There were two times I heard this... right before I got on the place and right when I got into the door. Lightened me up ever time and was thankful for it. Know your audience though.You are not the contents of your wallet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckakers 422 #30 June 15, 2015 Have you had a gear check?Chuck Akers D-10855 Houston, TX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #31 June 15, 2015 keithbar surprising nobody's posted this yet. but if I'm last solo in front of the load of tandems I always use the Patrick Swayze quote " SEE YOU IN HELL Johnny" If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me, I wouldn't have had to be a packer to afford jumping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimjumper 25 #32 June 15, 2015 For students: "Hey you want to see something really cool? Watch this!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpreguy 14 #33 June 15, 2015 Blue is up. Green is down. Pull before you hit the ground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,902 #34 June 15, 2015 >What do you say to someone before a jump? "Go" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kellja2001 0 #35 June 15, 2015 When with my team, as the red light comes on, sometimes I'm known to say, in a terrible Jamaican accent: "Feel the rhythmn! Feel the rhyme! Let's open the door, it's skydive time! Cool jumping mon..." I'm such a loser... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #36 June 15, 2015 As I find myself loading the planes more often than loading INTO them, I mix the low-fives and fist bumps with a carefully concocted special blend of "Have a good one"'s, "Yeah buddy"'s, and "Have a great jump"'s. The frequency of each combination is mathematically calculated using the latest space-age algorithms to maximize effectiveness and minimize fatigue and perception of repetition. when performed skillfully, it goes smooth - Like Carstairs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 327 #37 June 15, 2015 when my students were climbing of the Cessna with their pilot chute in my hand and they look back at me all wild-eyed and stressed, I always liked to look them in the eye, then make my eyes glow bright red and say (in that Exorcist voice) "You're going to die!", then quickly flip back to my normal self and say, "OK Give me a nice arch now....GO!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 627 #38 June 16, 2015 skymamaI say, "I love you", but that's because I'm usually jumping with Normiss. You might ruffle a few feathers if you say that to people, so I'd stick with , "have fun!". ............................................................................... Careful who you say that to during a "Rainbow Skydivers" Boogie. You might wake up with a peter-puffer! Hah! Hah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #39 June 16, 2015 Dibs on your bounce rig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
78RATS 0 #40 June 16, 2015 Follow my freebag Rat for Life - Fly till I die When them stupid ass bitches ask why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bignugget 0 #41 June 16, 2015 Di0- Don't FUCK UP! Lol, heard a visualization seminar a couple weeks ago and the presenter mentioned how he really hates that one. Since he personally really doesn't want to fuck up on skydives he never found it amusing. He proposed if it is outside your group keeping it to a simple, 'Have fun' or 'Have a great jump', and very little more than that even within your group Our team took that away, seems to give everyone a nice positive vibe right before exit, while not interfering with someone who might be focused on "not fucking up" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamallo 0 #42 June 17, 2015 KaCaw!https://www.instagram.com/nikkomamallo/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #43 June 17, 2015 QuoteWhat do you say to someone before a jump? Be safe and go fuck yourself=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #44 June 17, 2015 "very important safety briefing" don't fuckin' dieYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EChen22 0 #45 June 17, 2015 "Have fun, be safe!"You may never get rid of the butterflies, but you can teach them to fly in formation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #46 June 17, 2015 78RATS Follow my freebag Best answer so far. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MartinRobichaud 0 #47 June 17, 2015 JohnMitchell ***Follow my freebag Best answer so far. ^^^^^^ Agreed! Along with "this is the flight to Dallas right?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 137 #48 June 17, 2015 May the Gods have mercyscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackwallace 3 #49 June 18, 2015 I'll hold your beer and watch your girl. Or maybe its the other way.U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patmoore 14 #50 June 18, 2015 When doing an equipment check on my first jump students I'd instruct them to "turn your head and cough". That always got a laugh and they were a little less tense going aloft.DZGone.com B-4600, C-3615, D-1814, Gold Wings #326, Diamond Wings #152. If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
