Sarah Cooper

[ryoder 1,381]

The audio is from DJT Jr interviewing  DJT Sr for on his "Triggered" podcast for Fathers Day:

https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1274495672239169536

 

Edited June 21, 2020 by ryoder

[ryoder 1,381]

How to empty seat:

 

[billvon 2,384]

It's worthwhile quoting that:

"We’re either close to or over 1 million people wanting to go. Uh . ..we have a 22,000 seat arena but I think we're also going to take the convention hall next door, and that's going to hold 40,000 so we'll have 22,000 plus 40,000 which would mean that we'd have over 900,000 people who won't be able to go but, uh, hopefully they'll be watching.  But it's, uh, it's an amazing. .nobody has heard of numbers like this.  And we expect to have a, you know, it's like a record-setting crowd. We’ve never had an empty seat, and we certainly won’t in Oklahoma.” 

[normiss 620]

Phenomenal exercise in the idiocy, incompetence, ignorance, and word salad skills of the Impeached Forever POTUS.

[Phil1111 908]

7 hours ago, normiss said:

Phenomenal exercise in the idiocy, incompetence, ignorance, and word salad skills of the Impeached Forever POTUS.

The poserfull intellect of a stable genius. Only in America, thank god.

[billvon 2,384]

8 hours ago, Phil1111 said:

The poserfull intellect of a stable genius.

 

From Randy Rainbow: (to Modern Major General)

He is the very model of a very stable genius
Of all the U.S. presidents he is the Mussoliniest
He learned a lot of things according to his Wikipedia
And demonstrates his ample intellect on social media

When people are in need he is the best at making fun of them
He knows eleven words although he can't spell even one of them
An overly flamboyant, orange, autocratic man
Who's undermining everything Obama did because he can

(He's undermining everything Obama did because he can
He's undermining everything Obama did because he can
He's overly flamboyant and an autocratic orange man)
 

. . . .

He's very good at pushing all the bullshit that he's peddling
But won't concern himself with matters such as Russian meddling
His campaign manager's in jail on charges that are felony
And no one really cares about him less than his wife Melanie  (sorry, MelAYNIa)

He's really great with children when it comes to immigration
He thinks he's making progress with denuclearization
He's only hated from Seattle to the Carolinias
And likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vaginias

(He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vaginias
He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vaginias
He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vag-ga-ginias)

He's certainly proficient at hacking hijacking an election
At NATO he is not afraid of not taking direction
Aside from all his ignorance, the chaos and subpoenias
He is the very model of a very stable genius?

(Aside from all his ignorance, the chaos and subpoenias
He is the very model of a very stable genius)

There's no one more accomplished in the art of the distraction
Of anything that's factual he orders a retraction
When greeting foreign leaders he prefers the pomp and circumstance
Then vomits verbal diarrhea to satisfy his sycophants

There never was a military draft he couldn't dodge and he is
Excellent at advocating racists and misogyny
He likes to make up stories with convenient exclusion
Of topics that he finds make him feel threatened like collusion

He expertly persuades his base that Mueller's hunting for a witch
Instead of their own president who's obviously Putin's bitch
He calls reporters fake and says the democrats are sour grapes
Then lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian pee-pee tapes

(He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian pee-pee tapes
He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian pee-pee tapes
He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian creepy pee-pee tapes)
 

[Phil1111 908]

5 minutes ago, billvon said:

 

From Randy Rainbow: (to Modern Major General)...

 

The same to music even Ron and Turtle has to laugh.

[kallend 1,621]

51 minutes ago, Phil1111 said:

The same to music even Ron and Turtle has to laugh.

G&S would certainly approve.

[ryoder 1,381]

1 hour ago, Phil1111 said:

The same to music even Ron and Turtle has to laugh.

I don't usually care much for his style, but that was very good!

[timski 80]

On 6/14/2020 at 1:57 PM, JerryBaumchen said:

 

After World War II, there were numerous studies of why soldiers would do whatever they did during combat.  One thing that they found out was that when the guy next to you got killed, your immediate reaction was one of happiness; it was not you.

 

Hi Jerry,

               I bet everyone of them lived with more than a little remorse for the rest of there lives in the greater perspective of things. 

 

~Tim

[JerryBaumchen 1,047]

2 hours ago, timski said:

Hi Jerry,

               I bet everyone of them lived with more than a little remorse for the rest of there lives in the greater perspective of things. 

 

~Tim

Hi Tim,

To the best of my memory, that was not discussed in any of the documents that I read.

However, you could be correct.  It is human nature.

Jerry Baumchen

[kallend 1,621]

Has she done one of his congratulating himself that he can drink a glass of water with only one hand, to applause from his audience?

[kallend 1,621]

17 hours ago, Phil1111 said:

The same to music even Ron and Turtle has to laugh.

There's a very long tradition of using G&S patter songs to make fun of political figures.  The following one makes fun (at the end) of erstwhile Canadian PM John Turner, and there are many versions of "I've got a little list" from The Mikado and "The First Lord's song" from Pinafore.
 

 

 

Edited June 24, 2020 by kallend

[ryoder 1,381]

If you ever wondered about her real voice, here she is doing standup:

 

[ryoder 1,381]

How to second term:

 

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[Phil1111 908]

1 hour ago, ryoder said:

 

Yeah, what a bunch of B.S. If he took such a test at Walter Reed they would still be conducting more tests. He is so used to lying that he thinks these ramblings are believable.

[ryoder 1,381]

 

[ryoder 1,381]

Oh, yes!!!

 

[ryoder 1,381]

 

[turtlespeed 212]

More fun with TikTok

https://www.tiktok.com/@therachelmaria/video/6847263805387345157?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzHbX3PZmFq9FZUTGnWjkJ680vt68cTUFvt1oB4zvPi1%2BM3E2j3pKv7j4APesb481cGTktR3dDbL1%2BlvSoaAA%3D%3D&language=en&preview_pb=0&share_item_id=6847263805387345157&timestamp=1596572805&tt_from=copy&u_code=0&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=copy&source=h5_m

 

[wmw999 2,117]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Wendy P.

[yobnoc 142]

8 minutes ago, wmw999 said:

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Wendy P.

It falls so flat every single time conservatives try to be funny like this.  One of my favorites lately is Brent Terhune.  

[gowlerk 1,903]

1 minute ago, yobnoc said:

It falls so flat every single time conservatives try to be funny like this.  One of my favorites lately is Brent Terhune.  

I know there is such a thing as a conservative comedian. But they all seem so....dour.  Dennis Miller for instance.