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[JerryBaumchen 1,249]

1 hour ago, billvon said:

Big Q drop from Parler!

Apparently the STORM IS HERE.  Trump will tweet seven times then shut down the Internet just before midnight.  Get emergency supplies!  Download enough Duck Dynasty to cover ten days!  SHTF, WWG1WGA. MAGA MOUSE, CODE RED all that.

This is it; this is finally the real deal.  Make sure to stay up until midnight Ron.

 

Hi Bill,

OK, you have my attention.  What time zone are they referring to?

Jerry Baumchen

[wolfriverjoe 1,456]

Ok, I'll play - 

How would Trump have all of his supporters phone numbers to message them?

Or was that part of the "I love Donnie" app that had all the spyware in it?

[billvon 2,691]

2 hours ago, TriGirl said:

Let’s be clear, Bill.  She said “about” seven times. So if you only receive six tweets, TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

No no.  It's seven times.  It spells it out quite plainly.  The first four tweets will open the first Four Seals, each of which will release one of the Four Horsemen.  The Fifth Tweet will cause Kayleigh to cry for the "Wrath of God."  The Sixth Tweet will cause an earthquake.  The Seventh Tweet will cue the Seven Angelic Trumpeters who in turn will kick off the Seven Judgments.  Come on, don't you read the Bible?  It's spelled out quite clearly!

Oh wait, his Twitter account has been suspended.  No Seals will be opened after all.  I don't think the Bible supports text messaging; that would be ridiculous.

[Skwrl 56]

OK guys, hear me out.  I know that *none* of our fanciful predictions have *ever* come true but this one is the real deal, totally legit. I heard it from my brother’s roommate who is cousins with someone in a top secret agency’s dog walker. 
 

Honestly though, the best part is the Qcumbers are mightily freaking out amongst themselves because of Trump’s concession speech yesterday and his half-hearted condemnation of the attempted insurrection.  Oh no, it turns out that he’s not the secret leader of the anti-pedo White Hats; in reality the only person he really does care about is himself.
 

Who could have guessed? 

Edited January 9, 2021 by Skwrl

[yoink 321]

I’ll take ‘Absolutely Everyone’ for 100, please Bob.

[JoeWeber 2,535]

25 minutes ago, billvon said:

No no.  It's seven times.  It spells it out quite plainly.  The first four tweets will open the first Four Seals, each of which will release one of the Four Horsemen.  The Fifth Tweet will cause Kayleigh to cry for the "Wrath of God."  The Sixth Tweet will cause an earthquake.  The Seventh Tweet will cue the Seven Angelic Trumpeters who in turn will kick off the Seven Judgments.  Come on, don't you read the Bible?  It's spelled out quite clearly!

Oh wait, his Twitter account has been suspended.  No Seals will be opened after all.  I don't think the Bible supports text messaging; that would be ridiculous.

Bill, I am so sorry you needed to spell it out. The rest of us get it, trust me.

[headoverheels 323]

8 hours ago, SkyDekker said:

Looks like Parler is going to be harder to access:

 

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1347679520044711936?s=20

Looks like the Google play store already gave them the boot.

 

[olofscience 457]

4 hours ago, headoverheels said:

Looks like the Google play store already gave them the boot.

If Apple boots them too, then we might see the other trumpists back here in SC.

[JoeWeber 2,535]

4 hours ago, olofscience said:

If Apple boots them too, then we might see the other trumpists back here in SC.

Where have all the Trumpie's gone?

Long time passing

Where have all the Trumpie's gone?

Long time ago

Where have all the Trumpie's gone?

They've gone to Parler every one

When will they ever learn?

When will they ever, ever learn?

 

[RonD1120 58]

The Q analyzers are saying that the clues are spelled out in the first drops.

I am just waiting and praying.

[gowlerk 2,077]

6 minutes ago, RonD1120 said:

The Q analyzers are saying that the clues are spelled out in the first drops.

I am just waiting and praying.

Right on schedule! Good morning Ron. The Sun is out and it's a new day in America!

[JoeWeber 2,535]

11 minutes ago, RonD1120 said:

The Q analyzers are saying that the clues are spelled out in the first drops.

I am just waiting and praying.

I'll pray you get a clue, but I won't be waiting.

[Phil1111 1,066]

57 minutes ago, RonD1120 said:

The Q analyzers are saying that the clues are spelled out in the first drops.

I am just waiting and praying.

 

45 minutes ago, JoeWeber said:

I'll pray you get a clue, but I won't be waiting.

I stopped praying in 1975, but i hope you stay in your church till you see the light.

[Remster 26]

"The Q analyzers"

This, in itself, is hilarious.

[piisfish 136]

3 hours ago, Remster said:

"The Q analyzers"

This, in itself, is hilarious.

Specially in french... Would be a good title for a you-ron movie (that was youporn, but the autocorrect changed it and I found it funny) . Les Analiseurs de Q

[JoeWeber 2,535]

13 minutes ago, piisfish said:

Specially in french... Would be a good title for a you-ron movie (that was youporn, but the autocorrect changed it and I found it funny) . Les Analiseurs de Q

Anal Eyes? That's just perfect for a Q ball.

[piisfish 136]

2 minutes ago, JoeWeber said:

Anal Eyes? That's just perfect for a Q ball.

Letter Q in french sounds the same as the word cul (which means ass, or arse for the british). So that would be the Ass Analysers... And I thought these people were all against sodomites...

[JoeWeber 2,535]

2 minutes ago, piisfish said:

Letter Q in french sounds the same as the word cul (which means ass, or arse for the british). So that would be the Ass Analysers... And I thought these people were all against sodomites...

Of course they are. They are always against everything until it's shown, or discovered in a bathroom stall, that they're one, too. 

[JoeWeber 2,535]

9 hours ago, RonD1120 said:

The Q analyzers are saying that the clues are spelled out in the first drops.

I am just waiting and praying.

Ron, 

A cop was dragged down steps stomped on and beat to death with a crutch and an American Flag pole. What are your LEO friends saying about that? Let me guess: fuck him? collateral damage? sucks to be him? he wasn't a Christian? Where's the church social pie? Lucky for you I've been neutered by the mods here.

[wolfriverjoe 1,456]

2 minutes ago, JoeWeber said:

Ron, 

A cop was dragged down steps stomped on and beat to death with a crutch and an American Flag pole. What are your LEO friends saying about that? Let me guess: fuck him? collateral damage? sucks to be him? he wasn't a Christian? Where's the church social pie? Lucky for you I've been neutered by the mods here.

Well, not Ron's friends, but the president of the Chicago police union.

He supported the demonstrators. You know, the ones that MURDERED A COP.

Really.

He walked his comments back after just about everyone condemned them.

 

https://www.wbez.org/stories/chicago-police-union-president-says-hes-sorry-for-backing-capitol-rioters/9d386ba1-3867-48f4-bad6-037aa0db8d81

Of course, that doesn't change what he said, or the clear implication that BLM protests were 'worse'.

https://www.newsweek.com/chicago-police-union-leader-defends-capitol-rioters-there-was-little-destruction-property-1559835

The racist implications are neither subtle nor surprising.

[NewGuy2005 51]

9 hours ago, RonD1120 said:

The Q analyzers are saying that the clues are spelled out in the first drops.

I am just waiting and praying.

It's posts like these that make me think Ron is just a troll.  "Q analyzers."  That's hilarious.

[Phil1111 1,066]

7 minutes ago, wolfriverjoe said:

Well, not Ron's friends, but the president of the Chicago police union.

He supported the demonstrators. You know, the ones that MURDERED A COP.

Really.

He walked his comments back after just about everyone condemned them.

 

https://www.wbez.org/stories/chicago-police-union-president-says-hes-sorry-for-backing-capitol-rioters/9d386ba1-3867-48f4-bad6-037aa0db8d81

Of course, that doesn't change what he said, or the clear implication that BLM protests were 'worse'.

https://www.newsweek.com/chicago-police-union-leader-defends-capitol-rioters-there-was-little-destruction-property-1559835

The racist implications are neither subtle nor surprising.

Well like Ron at least the Chicago PD are consistent!

Chicago Police Accountability Task Force (CPATF) on December 1, 2015,^[1] in the wake of the shooting of Laquan McDonald and the protests and political fallout afterward.^[3] On April 13, 2016, the task force released its final report, which found "racism and systemic failures in the city's police force, validating complaints made for years by African-American residents."^[4]

[SkyDekker 1,278]

16 hours ago, JoeWeber said:

Ron, 

A cop was dragged down steps stomped on and beat to death with a crutch and an American Flag pole. What are your LEO friends saying about that? Let me guess: fuck him? collateral damage? sucks to be him? he wasn't a Christian? Where's the church social pie? Lucky for you I've been neutered by the mods here.

That one is easy, just blame Antifa.

[ryoder 1,538]

Omigawd, this is hysterical. Even if you can't stand Alex Jones, this is a must see:

https://twitter.com/AndyGrewal/status/1348072426899460102

ROTF!!!

[billvon 2,691]

18 hours ago, NewGuy2005 said:

It's posts like these that make me think Ron is just a troll.  "Q analyzers."  That's hilarious.

From Lincoln:

"At what point then is the danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide."

MAGA/Q gave it their best shot.