promise5 17 #1 November 20, 2017 Not a joke!! Lol well the “slower” part is.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 November 21, 2017 promise5 Not a joke!! Lol well the “slower” part is. Yep! All you need is someone you can outrun! Now speaking of polar bears... This showed up on my WTForecast weather app yesterday morning... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 November 21, 2017 Well, the *white* ones are unique to your state. From this past July, here in CO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BtUGFspjf4"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 November 21, 2017 promise5Not a joke!! Lol well the “slower” part is. Not that unique. I lived, and visited several places where polar bears were an issue.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #5 November 21, 2017 That can’t be real !!! No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #6 November 21, 2017 That happens here! One climbed 3 flights of stairs to get in the house. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #7 November 21, 2017 They’re included then.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 November 27, 2017 promise5 That can’t be real !!! Yep, its real... get the WTForecast app for your phone. You should have plenty of hilarious quotes related to the Alaskan winter cold. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpreguy 14 #9 November 27, 2017 Peanut butter sandwich bear defense tactic; This 'slower co worker' strategy works even better with a peanut butter sandwich. When the bear appears, take the sandwich apart and stick the slices to your co worker's back. Then run. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpreguy 14 #10 November 27, 2017 Oh yeah...and make it look like an accident. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 327 #11 November 27, 2017 Remember when the two of you are attacked by a bear, you do not need to outrun the bear... you only need to outrun the pother person.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
