pterodactyl1986 0 #26 January 3, 2018 Most of them are in different languages and don't translate well "Hurry up and take your time" "If my wallet was as thick as your head, I'd be rich" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #27 January 4, 2018 BIGUN Only once... and then after she beat me with the wire coat hangars - not so much anymore. She raised you right! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #28 January 23, 2018 "If it were a snake it would've bit you". "Put that in your pipe and smoke it." "Behaving like a bunch of wild Indians". (Definitely un-PC for the 21st century, but this over fifty years ago.) Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #29 January 29, 2018 "If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about !" Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #30 January 30, 2018 tbrown "If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about !" Nowadays its "If you're gonna keep up this crying and whining, you won't see your iPad (or other electronic device they're hooked to) for a week! Hit them where it hurts! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #31 February 7, 2018 "Bring me another beer" "Wait till your dad gets home" (we hadn't done anything wrong but she told him we did, we just got our asses beat for no reason other than her enjoyment I guess) "Can I have some more money?" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 749 #32 February 7, 2018 "I hope you grow up and have kids JUST LIKE YOU!" Thankfully, I didn't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #33 February 7, 2018 And later on, of course "What's wrong with your eyes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #34 February 8, 2018 pterodactyl1986 Most of them are in different languages and don't translate well .... We heard a lot of Ybor City/West Tampa Italian. Didn't understand a word but the message came through loud and clear. Did I say "loud"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #35 February 20, 2018 One of my favorites.... "...see.... this is why we can't have nice things!" Now I work in IT... and I use this often!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justincblount 4 #36 February 21, 2018 "You're sorry as whale shit" My mom is a bad person. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #37 February 21, 2018 Justincblount "You're sorry as whale shit" My mom is a bad person. Damn, that's brutal. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
