What’s a phrase your mom use to say ?

[promise5 17]

I don’t know why but my mom use to say:

If you keep that up, you can just come here so I can swat you!

I never understood why I would want to do that.
We just waited till she couldn’t see us do it again.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[Bob_Church 7]

When one of us was having a fit because we couldn't find something
"The last time I used it I put it back where I found it."

[oldwomanc6 38]

"Don't make me come back there!"

We heard this a lot in the car. She was always threatening to crawl over the seat and break us up, but I don't ever remember her ever doing so.

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[BillyVance 34]

One time my mom told me to get to the bathroom so she could wash my mouth out with a bar of soap. She only had to say it once.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Phillbo 11]

"Keep doing that and you'll go blind".

[Phil1111 1,077]

Kick ass and take names.

[BillyVance 34]

oldwomanc6

"Don't make me come back there!"

We heard this a lot in the car. She was always threatening to crawl over the seat and break us up, but I don't ever remember her ever doing so.

I had a few times when my two girls fought or screamed at each other in the back seat (yes, I'm fucking deaf and I could still hear those little fuckers). I pulled over and looked at them both and said "if you keep this up, I'm strapping you both to the roof of the car!"

They shut the hell up.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Rick 67]

"just wait 'til your father gets home"

we knew we were in trouble big time

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[akarunway 1]

What they said. Why is your door locked? You playing w/yourself in there? And " Just wait til your father gets home" The Col. I always answered " THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT"

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[keithbar 1]

Don't run with that. You'll put you eye out

i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .

[raftman 12]

I brought you into this world and I can take you out!

[Phillbo 11]

"If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me".

[raftman 12]

Me getting in trouble: Well Johnny did it!

Mum: So if Johnny jumped off a cliff, you'd jump off a cliff too?

Me: Yeah, if the cliff was high enough and I had a parachute!

Mum: SMACK!

[ControlFreak 0]

"Don't call me!"

Alcohol never really solved any problems. But then again, neither did milk.

[wmw999 2,311]

I'll rip your arm out and beat you to death with the bloody stump! (an image which confused me).

Interesting how the most colorful things are the ones that are generally more, ahem, violent.

She was also the only person I heard use the terms "pumpkin pie" and "precious pudding" as endearments; that's not as funny, but a whole lot more true to the overall relationship.

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[Glitch 0]

My Aunt: "One more word out your mouth and I'll rip your lips off!"

I mistakenly called her bluff... once. When she was done, my lip looked like it got zapped by a bumblebee and I had a new found respect for short little Irish women.

Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...

[tigra 0]

"It takes a head to have a headache."

or in response to "I'm thinking...." she would say "Beginner's luck!"

She had more.

[BIGUN 1,230]

I won't bail you out of jail.

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[flyhi 24]

I believe it is a western Pennsylvania colloquialism:

"Did you redd up your room?"

Meaning, Did you clean your room?

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

[kallend 1,822]

"Well, there you are then."

When something she'd warned you not to do had the bad outcome she'd predicted.

...

The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[keithbar 1]

This was one of my dads favorites " with a head like that it's supposed to hurt"

i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .

[BillyVance 34]

keithbar

This was one of my dads favorites " with a head like that it's supposed to hurt"

This is what I've told my girls from time to time when they did something and got hurt. "You won't be doing THAT again, will ya?"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[BIGUN 1,230]

BillyVance

***This was one of my dads favorites " with a head like that it's supposed to hurt"

This is what I've told my girls from time to time when they did something and got hurt. "You won't be doing THAT again, will ya?"



That reminds me of another one of mom's quips:

"If you break your leg; don't come running to me!"

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[BillyVance 34]

BIGUN

******This was one of my dads favorites " with a head like that it's supposed to hurt"

This is what I've told my girls from time to time when they did something and got hurt. "You won't be doing THAT again, will ya?"



That reminds me of another one of mom's quips:

"If you break your leg; don't come running to me!"

and you didn't think to retort back "How the hell would I be able to do that with a broken leg?"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[BIGUN 1,230]

Only once... and then after she beat me with the wire coat hangars - not so much anymore.

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.