How do you eat Oreos?

[AndyDalton 0]

I twist the top and bottom cookies to separate them. Then I eat the cookie without the icing on it first, for the pure chocolate taste. Then eat the other half with the icing on it, saving the best for last, for the sweet sugar taste. Yum!

How about you?

[Calvin19 0]

There is no wrong way to eat Oreos. And any imitation Oreo looking cookie is garbage.

I'm a soak the whole thing in milk until it almost falls apart and then in one big bite kinda guy.

[JohnnyMarko 1]

I shove them up my butt.

[Calvin19 0]

JohnnyMarko

I shove them up my butt.

I stand by my first comment above

[BartsDaddy 5]

JohnnyMarko

I shove them up my butt.

I never eat oreo's. And I will never think of starting after this gem.

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[headoverheels 320]

AndyDalton

I twist the top and bottom cookies to separate them. Then I eat the cookie without the icing on it first, for the pure chocolate taste. Then eat the other half with the icing on it, saving the best for last, for the sweet sugar taste. Yum!

How about you?

I quit eating Oreos after they moved production to Mexico.

[muff528 3]

I still eat them, but they just haven't been the same since they eliminated transfats. :( Girl Scout Cookies were ruined the same way.

[akarunway 1]

AndyDalton

I twist the top and bottom cookies to separate them. Then I eat the cookie without the icing on it first, for the pure chocolate taste. Then eat the other half with the icing on it, saving the best for last, for the sweet sugar taste. Yum!

How about you?

Depends on the oreo. Have to have milk tho.

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Calvin19

***I shove them up my butt.

I stand by my first comment aboveSo you use a milk enema? 2% or whole?

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[Calvin19 0]

akarunway

******I shove them up my butt.

I stand by my first comment aboveSo you use a milk enema? 2% or whole?

I use a suppository oreo only with whole milk. Has the best lubrication characteristics.

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JohnnyMarko

I shove them up my butt.

That probably does less damage to your health than ingesting the disgusting things.

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[oldwomanc6 38]

I twist them apart, lick the icing off, and toss the cookie part away.

In ice cream is the only way I'll eat the whole cookies, although "whole" is a stretch.

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[councilman24 36]

Never understood taking them apart. Too much wasted time when the damn thing.can be in your mouth. And double stuff just screws with the perfect ratio.

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[Calvin19 0]

councilman24

And double stuff just screws with the perfect ratio.

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/154704/quadruple-stuffed-oreos

[Epine-phrine 0]

I do the twist thing to separate the top and bottom. Then I use my teeth to scrape the icing off the cookie, for a pure sweet sugar treat. Then eat the chocolate cookies last.

[BillyVance 34]

I just eat them straight up. No bullshit. Then again, I almost never eat them. Too damn sweet.

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JohnnyMarko

I shove them up my butt.

+1. Better than shoving them up someone else's butt.

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[thetreehugger 0]

I make Super Oreos, using the cream scraped from about 7 cookies onto one cookie half and then topped with another. The result is an septuple stuffed cookie that is both horrifying and delicious.

[keithbar 1]

I can take or leave the chocolate Oreos. But I love the lemon cream one's

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[piisfish 136]

Why do they warn you about them containing wheat, but don't warn you about palm oil and corn syrup?

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[BillyVance 34]

piisfish

Why do they warn you about them containing wheat, but don't warn you about palm oil and corn syrup?

Warnings about gluten is becoming more and more mainstream now.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[wolfriverjoe 1,449]

BillyVance

***Why do they warn you about them containing wheat, but don't warn you about palm oil and corn syrup?

Warnings about gluten is becoming more and more mainstream fashionable now.

It's all about what's popular and "fashionable".

Celiac's disease is actually not all that common.

And Gluten is an important nutrient for those who don't have it.

But it's now popular to go "Gluten Free" for some reason.

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[BillyVance 34]

wolfriverjoe

******Why do they warn you about them containing wheat, but don't warn you about palm oil and corn syrup?

Warnings about gluten is becoming more and more mainstream fashionable now.

It's all about what's popular and "fashionable".

Celiac's disease is actually not all that common.

And Gluten is an important nutrient for those who don't have it.

But it's now popular to go "Gluten Free" for some reason.

Well some people are gluten intolerant. Celiac's disease is a little difference but more serious.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[JohnnyMarko 1]

BillyVance

*********Why do they warn you about them containing wheat, but don't warn you about palm oil and corn syrup?

Warnings about gluten is becoming more and more mainstream fashionable now.

It's all about what's popular and "fashionable".

Celiac's disease is actually not all that common.

And Gluten is an important nutrient for those who don't have it.

But it's now popular to go "Gluten Free" for some reason.

Well some people are gluten intolerant. Celiac's disease is a little difference but more serious.

My partner has Celiac's. Like, actually has it.

It's great gluten free is the new fad because of the options available for him. It's bad because he gets a stink eye sometimes and people don't take it seriously when he asks a lot of questions.

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Calvin19

There is no wrong way to eat Oreos. And any imitation Oreo looking cookie is garbage.

I'm a soak the whole thing in milk until it almost falls apart and then in one big bite kinda guy.

Absolutely. Small glass of milk and a spoon.

Please don't dent the planet.

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