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Stumpy

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"Moore's proposal, though it would expand the definition of indecent exposure, would lessen that sentence to a maximum of five years in jail and a $5,000 fine, apparently to promote its passage."

Commie criminal coddlers!
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He stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want you to go over and sit down
On that bench that says 'Group W'."

And I walked over to the bench there, and there's - Group W is where they
put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin'
your special crime.

There was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-lookin' people on the bench there .
. . there was mother-rapers . . . father-stabbers . . . father-rapers!
FATHER-RAPERS sittin' right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean
and nasty and ugly and horrible and crime fightin' guys were sittin' there
on the bench, and the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one . . . the meanest
father-raper of them all . . . was comin' over to me, and he was mean and
ugly and nasty and horrible and all kinds of things, and he sat down next to
me. He said, "Kid, what'd you get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothin'. I had to pay a five thousand dollar fine."

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "Wearin yoga pants" . . . .
And they all moved away from me on the bench there, with the hairy eyeball
and all kinds of mean, nasty things, till I said, "And creatin' a nuisance .
. . " And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the
bench talkin' about crime, mother-stabbin', father-rapin', . . . all kinds
of groovy things that we was talkin' about on the bench, and everything was fine.
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"Moore's proposal, though it would expand the definition of indecent exposure, would lessen that sentence to a maximum of five years in jail and a $5,000 fine, apparently to promote its passage."

Commie criminal coddlers!
=============================
He stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want you to go over and sit down
On that bench that says 'Group W'."

And I walked over to the bench there, and there's - Group W is where they
put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin'
your special crime.

There was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-lookin' people on the bench there .
. . there was mother-rapers . . . father-stabbers . . . father-rapers!
FATHER-RAPERS sittin' right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean
and nasty and ugly and horrible and crime fightin' guys were sittin' there
on the bench, and the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one . . . the meanest
father-raper of them all . . . was comin' over to me, and he was mean and
ugly and nasty and horrible and all kinds of things, and he sat down next to
me. He said, "Kid, what'd you get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothin'. I had to pay a five thousand dollar fine."

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "Wearin yoga pants" . . . .
And they all moved away from me on the bench there, with the hairy eyeball
and all kinds of mean, nasty things, till I said, "And creatin' a nuisance .
. . " And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the
bench talkin' about crime, mother-stabbin', father-rapin', . . . all kinds
of groovy things that we was talkin' about on the bench, and everything was fine.
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Especially if you do it at Thanksgiving.
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quade


1) Obviously hates men.



He's a closet gay;
And jealous of men looking at hot babes in yoga pants, instead of looking at him.:P
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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grue

I dunno, I might be on board if people above a certain body fat percentage were banned from wearing tights.



Well, back in the 80s, I would have been happy if they had banned spandex for people over a certain weight.

And in the 90s, it would have been nice if "butt crack" jeans were only allowed on people who had "nice" butts.

Yoga pants are the same. Heaven on the right body, hell on the wrong one.
But (since this is SC), this is America, where we have the right to completely, totally and utterly deceive ourselves that "we look good in that."

Besides, how would "People of WalMart" survive without them? :)
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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grue

I dunno, I might be on board if people above a certain body fat percentage were banned from wearing tights.



Bill Engvall says there should be an application and screening process.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Besides, how would "People of WalMart" survive without them?

This :D

Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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***I dunno, I might be on board if people above a certain body fat percentage were banned from wearing tights.



Well, back in the 80s, I would have been happy if they had banned spandex for people over a certain weight.
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When the fall rate picked up and spandex jumpsuits came along in the '80s, Billy Weber said, "If you don't look good in spandex, you don't need spandex."
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
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Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

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