Another scumbag politician.

[jakee 981]

8 hours ago, ryoder said:

Lauren Boebert files for divorce from husband

I'm quite surprised, because I thought those two hicks were made for each other.

Maybe she found out he’d been urinating in public.

But yeah, two radical, opinionated, volatile people put together? I’m shocked that it didn’t work out. If they get through the divorce without shooting at each other they should take it as a win. Hell, ten bucks says there’s at least one bullet hole in a car or house before this is over.

[billvon 1,949]

16 hours ago, SkyDekker said:

She didn't chase Jesus enough

Or she chased a guy who wasn't Jesus just a little too much,

[Phil1111 693]

Poor Lauren. She wanted to make the AR-15 the US national gun. When her hubby got served his divorce papers by a process server. He was right in the middle of a gun cleaning session and sipping on a cold brew. Hubby got so upset that Lauren got tired of his two timing ways and wanted to call it quits. That he refused to accept the divorce papers and let his dogs loose on the process server. After a profanity laced tirade against the bearer of bad news.

Surely Jebus brought them together for a greater calling? Perhaps he can call up MTG and start anew, she likes guns too.

[jakee 981]

11 minutes ago, Phil1111 said:

Poor Lauren.

And now the other bobblehead is jealous she’s getting all the attention. At least that’s the only way I can explain this.

Marjorie Taylor Greene claims white supremacist label is same as N-word

[billvon 1,949]

5 minutes ago, jakee said:

And now the other bobblehead is jealous she’s getting all the attention. At least that’s the only way I can explain this.

Marjorie Taylor Greene claims white supremacist label is same as N-word

"Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them."

[ryoder 1,066]

And these are the loonies who want to rule the populace:

Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy

[jakee 981]

21 minutes ago, ryoder said:

And these are the loonies who want to rule the populace:

Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy

“All the globes, everywhere” Taylor said later in the discussion. “I turn on the TV, there’s globes in the background … Everywhere there’s globes. You see them all the time, it’s constant. My children will be like ‘Mama, globe, globe, globe, globe’ — they’re everywhere.” 
 

Damn, lady. Just buy them a Nintendo and you definitely won’t have to hear about globes anymore. How bored must those kids be if a globe is the most exciting thing in their lives?

Edited May 25 by jakee

[Phil1111 693]

On 5/18/2023 at 4:06 PM, jakee said:

And now the other bobblehead is jealous she’s getting all the attention. At least that’s the only way I can explain this.

Marjorie Taylor Greene claims white supremacist label is same as N-word

 

33 minutes ago, ryoder said:

And these are the loonies who want to rule the populace:

Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy

Its become apparent that when masses of GOP come together. A new group-think of idiocy develops and if nominations are the goal. Absolute idiocy is a certainty.

[gowlerk 1,610]

29 minutes ago, jakee said:

Damn, lady. Just buy them a Nintendo and you definitely won’t have to hear about globes anymore. How bored must those kids be if a globe is the most exciting thing in their lives?

She can't help it. It's a family thing probably started by the spelling of her first name. That could ruin anyone's mind.

[ryoder 1,066]

Dayum! How corrupt do you need to be, to be recommended for impeachment by your own party? Ken Paxton just found out:

Texas lawmakers issue 20 articles of impeachment against state Attorney General Ken Paxton

Edited May 26 by ryoder

[billvon 1,949]

9 minutes ago, ryoder said:

Dayum! How corrupt do you need to be, to be recommended for impeachment by your own party? Ken Paxton just found out

Wow!  Even Texas is seeing WOKE MADNESS.

[jakee 981]

3 hours ago, ryoder said:

Dayum! How corrupt do you need to be, to be recommended for impeachment by your own party?

Well, put it this way, this isn’t even why they impeached him…

He opened a legal defense fund and accepted $100,000 from an executivewhose company was under investigation by Paxton’s office for Medicaid fraud. An additional $50,000 was donated by an Arizona retiree whose son Paxton later hired to a high-ranking job but was soon fired after trying to make a point by displaying child pornography in a meeting.

[Phil1111 693]

9 hours ago, ryoder said:

Dayum! How corrupt do you need to be, to be recommended for impeachment by your own party? Ken Paxton just found out:

Texas lawmakers issue 20 articles of impeachment against state Attorney General Ken Paxton

Are you sure this isn't fake news? Texas republicans?? Surely there are no limits for them.

[SkyDekker 907]

13 hours ago, ryoder said:

Dayum! How corrupt do you need to be, to be recommended for impeachment by your own party? Ken Paxton just found out:

Texas lawmakers issue 20 articles of impeachment against state Attorney General Ken Paxton

Oh this is a good one. Paxton is scum and has been indicted on felony charges, and has had whistleblowers from his office stand up against him. Of course he retaliated against that. None of that has lead to impeachment though.

Then he reached a settlement with the whistleblowers for $3.3 million and of course he wants to use taxpayer money to pay that. In comes Dade Phelan, speaker of the Texas House of Representatives who has been opposing using taxpayer money for this payment.

Still no impeachment.

Now, you may have heard of Dade Phelan, he decides to show up for work loaded to the gills last week. There is video of him drunker than a skunk presiding over a session. Paxton, seeing an opportunity to get rid of the guy who is standing in the way of his $3.3 million calls for Phelan's head.....

Now there is an impeachment....

tl.dr Banana Republic.

[ryoder 1,066]

TX House set to vote on Paxton's impeachment today at 1300. They aren't slow-walking this!

NYT: Impeachment Vote Set for Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton: What to Know

[ryoder 1,066]

Texas House votes to impeach Attorney General Ken Paxton

149-members in the House. Vote was 121-23, (2 present, 3 absent).

[SkyDekker 907]

On 5/27/2023 at 5:07 PM, ryoder said:

Texas House votes to impeach Attorney General Ken Paxton

149-members in the House. Vote was 121-23, (2 present, 3 absent).

Now his wife will get to vote on if he is guilty....

[wmw999 1,723]

54 minutes ago, SkyDekker said:

Now his wife will get to vote on if he is guilty....

And Texas law says she is required to show up. Of course, it doesn't say she has to vote.

Wendy P.

[billvon 1,949]

On 5/25/2023 at 8:06 PM, ryoder said:

Dayum! How corrupt do you need to be, to be recommended for impeachment by your own party? Ken Paxton just found out:

Not suprisingly, Trump is 100% in support of Paxton.  If they can impeach a guy just for corruption and bribe-taking, why, they could impeach ANYONE who does ANYTHING criminal!  And where will that end?  With all Trump's cronies out of office, that's where!

And of course a veritable brain trust of Trump supporters is echoing him, from Kyle Rittenhouse to Stephen Miller to Matt Gaetz to Ted Nugent.

[ryoder 1,066]

4 hours ago, SkyDekker said:

Now his wife will get to vote on if he is guilty....

I am really wondering how she will vote, considering one of the allegations is:

Paxton accepted a bribe by Paul's employment of a woman "with whom Paxton was having an extramarital affair", and in return Paxton used his office to help Paul

Source: Wikipedia: Ken Paxton

Edited May 29 by ryoder

[ryoder 1,066]

This sounds like a story from The Onion:

NY Post: Former WWE star takes DNA test to prove he’s not Lauren Boebert’s dad

I think Stan Lane has a good case for slander against Boebert’s mommy.

Edited yesterday at 05:52 PM by ryoder