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These dumbfucks did this to me when I was on my bicycle a half a dozen times before I was told it was a thing and then before I found out what it was named. I just don't get why riding a bike angers them so. >:(>:(

To make matters even worse, it turns out that it's not even a state level crime in MD. BUT it's federal level crime according to the EPA. And, as usual, no one will enforce it. >:(

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I just don't get why riding a bike angers them so.



Many years ago, well before it was hipster cool to do so, I rode bicycles. I also ran.

What I learned was it's not so much random people are "angry," they're just asshole cowards who think they can get away with shit because they have a large getaway vehicle. If it wasn't "rolling coal," they'd be the same guys shooting you with a super soaker, firing paintball guns, or tail gating you then honking their horns for no reason.

Never discount that a section of the population are simply psychopaths.
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it's not so much random people are "angry," they're just asshole cowards who think they can get away with shit because they have a large getaway vehicle.



True, although its always entertaining when they try this in town and you catch them up at the next red.
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***it's not so much random people are "angry," they're just asshole cowards who think they can get away with shit because they have a large getaway vehicle.



True, although its always entertaining when they try this in town and you catch them up at the next red.

I'm sure the statute of limitations has expired so I'll just say it; that's why god invented bicycle pumps.
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******it's not so much random people are "angry," they're just asshole cowards who think they can get away with shit because they have a large getaway vehicle.



True, although its always entertaining when they try this in town and you catch them up at the next red.

I'm sure the statute of limitations has expired so I'll just say it; that's why god invented bicycle pumps.

:D Yup :D:D
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******it's not so much random people are "angry," they're just asshole cowards who think they can get away with shit because they have a large getaway vehicle.



True, although its always entertaining when they try this in town and you catch them up at the next red.

I'm sure the statute of limitations has expired so I'll just say it; that's why god invented bicycle pumps.

You Cinzano'd them?:D
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What I learned was it's not so much random people are "angry," they're just asshole cowards who think they can get away with shit because they have a large getaway vehicle. If it wasn't "rolling coal," they'd be the same guys shooting you with a super soaker, firing paintball guns, or tail gating you then honking their horns for no reason.



Around here (Baltimore), beer cans and Gatorade bottles are the weapons of choice.

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Never discount that a section of the population are simply psychopaths.



I assume one is guilty of mental defect until proven innocent. Makes life a lot easier that way. :P
Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
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What I learned was it's not so much random people are "angry," they're just asshole cowards who think they can get away with shit because they have a large getaway vehicle. If it wasn't "rolling coal," they'd be the same guys shooting you with a super soaker, firing paintball guns, or tail gating you then honking their horns for no reason.



Around here (Baltimore), beer cans and Gatorade bottles are the weapons of choice.

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Never discount that a section of the population are simply psychopaths.



I assume one is guilty of mental defect until proven innocent. Makes life a lot easier that way. :P


Not so much tongue in cheek.[:/]
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