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kallend

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I noticed the guys name that made the statue was Job. How did his family escape injury when the statue fell?:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

OK, I will probably go to hell for that joke...
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kallend


Please respond to quade. He is now suggesting that a poster's comment be longer that the url address. Just sayin'.
Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them.

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Moses Invests.

FWIW, I sincerely doubt that Jesus, if asked, would have picked the cross as his symbol of choice, any more than Marie Antoinette would have opted for the guillotine.

When the Romans coopted the Messianic Movement of Judaism, they chose the preferred means of executing Jews as the symbol of their dominance; I'm not sure if that is ironic or just plain sick.

I still flinch when I see crosses - " this is how we kill Jews around here, boyo..."


BSBD,

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there could be a rigger named Jesus.

for every save you have to buy him a bottle of booze

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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Andy9o8

***there could be a rigger named Jesus.

for every save you have to buy him a bottle of booze



Based on the prevailing mythology, that would seem redundant.

ok - we could buy him a bottle of water and he could do his thing? Seems like a pretty nice skill set to have around the campfire at night. Most popular rigger.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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Boomerdog

Are you intimating Jesus is at fault?



He is at fault. If he would have kept his mouth shut instead of going all "son of god" on everyone which ended in his agonizing death on the cross, this would never have happened.

Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up.

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Andy9o8

I just presumed the thread was about an Hispanic goalie.



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