kallend 1,621 #1 April 25, 2014 ... in mysterious ways. www.ibtimes.co.uk/john-paul-ii-canonisation-giant-crucifix-crushes-man-death-italy-1445983... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 April 25, 2014 And how do you feel about that?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #3 April 25, 2014 I noticed the guys name that made the statue was Job. How did his family escape injury when the statue fell?OK, I will probably go to hell for that joke... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #4 April 25, 2014 Are you intimating Jesus is at fault? If so, you just might also be implying that Jesus is alive...after 2,000 years. Imagine that! Perhaps the Easter story is true after all! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 58 #5 April 25, 2014 kallend ... in mysterious ways. www.ibtimes.co.uk/john-paul-ii-canonisation-giant-crucifix-crushes-man-death-italy-1445983 Please respond to quade. He is now suggesting that a poster's comment be longer that the url address. Just sayin'.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #6 April 25, 2014 I just presumed the thread was about an Hispanic goalie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #7 April 25, 2014 Andy9o8I just presumed the thread was about an Hispanic goalie. Gretzsky gets the rebound and scores"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 620 #8 April 25, 2014 Maybe it was a smite. Hard to tell with that jebus dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #9 April 25, 2014 QuoteJesus Saves Moses invests. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 186 #10 April 25, 2014 Moses Invests. FWIW, I sincerely doubt that Jesus, if asked, would have picked the cross as his symbol of choice, any more than Marie Antoinette would have opted for the guillotine. When the Romans coopted the Messianic Movement of Judaism, they chose the preferred means of executing Jews as the symbol of their dominance; I'm not sure if that is ironic or just plain sick. I still flinch when I see crosses - " this is how we kill Jews around here, boyo..." BSBD, Winsor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #11 April 25, 2014 there could be a rigger named Jesus. for every save you have to buy him a bottle of booze ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #12 April 25, 2014 rehmwathere could be a rigger named Jesus. for every save you have to buy him a bottle of booze Based on the prevailing mythology, that would seem redundant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #13 April 25, 2014 Andy9o8***there could be a rigger named Jesus. for every save you have to buy him a bottle of booze Based on the prevailing mythology, that would seem redundant. ok - we could buy him a bottle of water and he could do his thing? Seems like a pretty nice skill set to have around the campfire at night. Most popular rigger. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #14 April 25, 2014 BoomerdogAre you intimating Jesus is at fault? He is at fault. If he would have kept his mouth shut instead of going all "son of god" on everyone which ended in his agonizing death on the cross, this would never have happened. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #15 April 25, 2014 QuoteHe is at fault. If he would have kept his mouth shut instead of going all "son of god" on everyone which ended in his agonizing death on the cross, this would never have happened. I'll file that on under "unclear on the concept." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #16 April 25, 2014 Andy9o8I just presumed the thread was about an Hispanic goalie. Ti entiendo...aqui es un arquero español que se llama Jesus. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #17 April 25, 2014 Quote llama Jesus http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Llama_Jesus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeorgiaDon 340 #18 April 25, 2014 How do you even know about this stuff? Don _____________________________________ Tolerance is the cost we must pay for our adventure in liberty. (Dworkin, 1996) “Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.” (Yeats) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #19 April 25, 2014 Partly skill, partly art, partly magic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 620 #20 April 25, 2014 Everyone else refers to it as "Google". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #21 April 25, 2014 Andy9o8 Quote llama Jesus http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Llama_Jesus Quote Llama Jesus can be found in your llocal deli section at your llocal supermarket. Bow down. Amen. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uberchris 0 #22 April 25, 2014 jesus walks into a cheap motel, sets a couple of nails down on the counter and says, "will you put me up for the night??"gravity brings me down......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #23 April 25, 2014 Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 April 25, 2014 Andy9o8I just presumed the thread was about an Hispanic goalie. Mexican Landscaper and a dying ground cover. But its thriving now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #25 April 26, 2014 uberchrisjesus walks into a cheap motel, sets a couple of nails down on the counter and says, "will you put me up for the night??" Too soonOwned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
