Dumb butt Social Liberals

[promise5 17]

I'll probably get blasted for this but I just thought in all fairness we should have a thread with that title too.

Just something else that crossed my mind is that when your dumb all the way to your bum, then crap your dumb

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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Way to go Alaska!

[Andy9o8 1]

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in all fairness

The only fairness in Speakers Corner is soaking the rich.

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Which is totally why I'm heading to your house with a few sponges.

[ManagingPrime 0]

Look at you! Taking to the SC with gusto!

[skinnay 0]

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I'll probably get blasted for this but I just thought in all fairness we should have a thread with that title too.

Just something else that crossed my mind is that when your dumb all the way to your bum, then crap your dumb

That joke might come off a little better if you learn the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

[promise5 17]

yeah, I know...
correcting me gives people something to do
please take that as a just a friendly balloon pop

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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Watch out!

Its the punctuation police. Always there to belittle your post for grammatical errors if they dont agree with you.

If you dont watch out you might get stabbed by that pink unicorn horn.

[rushmc 18]

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I'll probably get blasted for this but I just thought in all fairness we should have a thread with that title too.

Just something else that crossed my mind is that when your dumb all the way to your bum, then crap your dumb

+1

Are you married?

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[promise5 17]

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[Andy9o8 1]

Easy, there, grandpa.

[ryoder 1,549]

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I'll probably get blasted for this but I just thought in all fairness we should have a thread with that title too.

Just something else that crossed my mind is that when your dumb all the way to your bum, then crap your dumb

+1

Are you married?

Hey!
We spotted her first in the BF, so we are calling dibs.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[rushmc 18]

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I'll probably get blasted for this but I just thought in all fairness we should have a thread with that title too.

Just something else that crossed my mind is that when your dumb all the way to your bum, then crap your dumb

+1

Are you married?

Hey!
We spotted her first in the BF, so we are calling dibs.

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[promise5 17]

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[billvon 2,732]

>Just something else that crossed my mind is that when your dumb all the
>way to your bum, then crap your dumb

Or more accurately "when you're dumb all the way to your bum, then your crap is dumb."

[promise5 17]

*eye roll*
eeewww

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[christelsabine 1]

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Just something else that crossed my mind is that when your dumb all the way to your bum, then crap your dumb

Crossed your mind absolutely easy, just like a hot knife through butter, I guess

OMG

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[jakee 1,343]

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I'll probably get blasted for this but I just thought in all fairness we should have a thread with that title too.

In all fairness, you should probably have thought of a reason why social liberals are dumb.

Take your time

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[promise5 17]

Because they're ass hat bullies??? ROFLing that is my soooo go to phrase now
sorry for the ass, but saying butt just doesn't fit

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[jakee 1,343]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to be slightly more vague.

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[promise5 17]

I do apologize for any offense to any liberals. all in fun people all in fun.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[promise5 17]

Crap, I forgot my simply put,
ass hat bullies

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[masterblaster72 0]

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Crap, I forgot my simply put,
ass hat bullies

22 posts in your thread and still not a specific example, but rather empty name-calling.

Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up.

[winsor 220]

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I'll probably get blasted for this but I just thought in all fairness we should have a thread with that title too.

Just something else that crossed my mind is that when your dumb all the way to your bum, then crap your dumb

One of the problems I have with the whole liberal/conservative thing is that none of it is particularly well suited to a one-dimensional treatment. Even drawing a distinction between social/fiscal liberals/conservatives does little to clarify quite what is what.

I am somewhat torn when it comes to religion, for example. I figure one is free to pursue whatever delusion gets them through the day, but I begrudge any group the right to regulate what I think. Since I am subject to summary execution in a nontrivial part of the world on the basis of my religious views, I do not think my objection to creeds from which this mandate arises are unreasonable.

Thus, I think religion is like genitals - okay to have, fine to be proud of if you so choose, but bad manners to wave about in public - and certainly a crime to force upon the unwilling and/or children.

As far as people's sexual predilections go, the saying goes that perversion is something that you, personally, won't do. I have known plenty of couples that I assume were gay (or straight), but they had the good taste to keep the particulars to themselves. I would much rather have a responsible gay/lesbian look after my kid than a straight person who felt compelled to proselytize their religious beliefs.

Where I find myself at odds with Progressives/Social Liberals (my objection to Conservatives covered elsewhere) is when they seek to use the Government to inflict their views on the world, and me in particular. It's the old road to hell paved with good intentions thing.

When the Gov't sets forth a "war on" something besides a military opponent (drugs, poverty, whatever), it is sure to be a disaster. The War on Poverty, for example, has served to institutionalize the poverty-stricken as a class, and to make poverty an industry in and of itself.

When you build "projects," you are making an investment to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars that there will be sufficient poverty-stricken people to keep them filled for decades on end.

By subsidizing poverty-stricken children, you ensure the next generation of poverty; designating kids as a cash crop for the indigent serves to keep those in poverty in poverty.

If you attempt to dissuade people who cannot afford children from having them, the door is opened to allegations of racism, genocide and the like. Nevertheless, a policy of "if you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em" would have served to cut off poverty at its source, had it been implemented instead of social welfare programs which serve to proliferate poverty.

Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" was, if anything, optimistic. His portrayal of a dystopian future was nowhere near as virulent as the history of societies in decline would indicate.

In any event, the problem with either side of the political spectrum would seem to come with flawed models of quite what constitutes the ideal state. As luck would have it, both sides seek to defend the indefensible, and to do so in the most offensive manner possible.

At least true fiscal conservatives understand the difference between a profit and a loss, which makes liberals penultimate losers.


BSBD,

Winsor

[promise5 17]

Oh smile and laugh,

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.