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Things to worry about when you're a suicide bomber, No1: How long do you tax your car for?

By jakee, in Speakers Corner

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Taped conversations of a Jihdist cell. Incredible.

NASEER: "Taxed till June innit Ashik?"
ALI: "Yeah, no."
NASEER: "Did you check it?"
ALI: "MOT is still aah, July, June, July."
KHALID: "Yeah we're dead by then… we're probably out of here by next June, brother."


DETECTIVE: "So, the plan was to have a suicide vest, a gun. Have you got a gun?"
Ali: "No, I haven't."

Apparently Three Lions was a documentary!
Do you want to have an ideagasm?

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