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Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on ‘Wanted’ poster

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All these lives and money lost fighting them, and we could have just paid them to turn themselves in?:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I know right, suicide bombers are in it for the money...



I realize you were making a joke, but some of them are. The Taliban will promise to take care of their families if they just do this one job...

- Dan G

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Ha. The money isn't for the fighting, it's for the weaons systems and the contractors. The fighting is ancillary. We'll always have the mil-indust pig to feed; it's just a matter of finding (read: creating) the conflict to justify it. Oh,and don't forget to call it "defense", and call anyone who calls BS on it an "America hater", like Ted Nugent does.

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And don't forget the 77 virgins...:S

killler....

OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic.....;)


You know...I never got these Arabs!
Really 77 virgins! I mean I don't want 1!
Just give me a girl who will ride my dick like a mechanial bull, pinch her nipples, rub her clit and scream my name....and maybe we can talk.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Every man should have to suffer thought ONE virgin just to let him know it's really not a big deal and really not worth the work to get one..:S

Like I said... Give me a girl , No.. A woman that knows how to have fun, and is free of the bullshit of being a "LADY" in the bedroom... :):o

I'm a lucky guy to have the wife I do... ;)

killler...

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And don't forget the 77 virgins...:S

killler....

OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic.....;)



Well, hell. Where do I sign up?
Most others only offer 72 virgins.
I'll take a pay raise any day!
:)
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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...free of the bullshit of being a "LADY" in the bedroom... :):o

I'm a lucky guy to have the wife I do... ;)



So...are we to assume......nah, batter not go there.
:D:D:D:P
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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And don't forget the 77 virgins...:S

killler....

OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic.....;)



Well, hell. Where do I sign up?
Most others only offer 72 virgins.
I'll take a pay raise any day!
:)


Be careful what you wish for. Jeff Dunham and his puppet "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" had a pretty good idea of what the 72 virgins might really be like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX0eJ1G1kzs
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And don't forget the 77 virgins...:S

killler....

OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic.....;)



nowhere in the Koran does it say you receive 77 virgins upon entering heaven.

interesting video about the 1 person reading the koran

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y2Or0LlO6g


I personally like the allen west video when a guy tries to defend islam, saying it is a peacefull religion and the koran doesn't say to kill americans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CVK4c2qu3M

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And don't forget the 77 virgins...:S

killler....

OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic.....;)



Well, hell. Where do I sign up?
Most others only offer 72 virgins.
I'll take a pay raise any day!
:)


Meh.
After taxes you'll be lucky to have 51 virgins left.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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And don't forget the 77 virgins...:S

killler....

OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic.....;)



Well, hell. Where do I sign up?
Most others only offer 72 virgins.
I'll take a pay raise any day!
:)


Meh.
After taxes you'll be lucky to have 51 virgins left.


and that after losing the nearly 6.5% from 77 to 72 Virgins. Damn recession.

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and that after losing the nearly 6.5% from 77 to 72 Virgins. Damn recession.



and really, those 72 virgins are really equivalent to only about 37 virgins if this was a couple decades ago

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interesting video about the 1 person reading the koran



By the time she started about the quran being a misunderstood beautiful book, I'd seen enough. The quran is not an easy read and it's confusing, and it is a lot more then a book about killing infidel, but I for one, am very capable of interpreting all the disturbing stuff that's in it. There's a lot of bigotry, intolerance and outright hate-mongering in the book.

But it lacks 72 virgins.

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and that after losing the nearly 6.5% from 77 to 72 Virgins. Damn recession.



and really, those 72 virgins are really equivalent to only about 37 virgins if this was a couple decades ago


Could the long term U.S. recession be part of an Obama master plan to defeat Al Qaeda? Could he be secretly causing the number of Virgins to lose so much value that suicide bombers lose their incentive and give up? Muh, ha ha...:ph34r:

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And don't forget the 77 virgins...:S

killler....

OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic.....;)



Well, hell. Where do I sign up?
Most others only offer 72 virgins.
I'll take a pay raise any day!
:)


Meh.
After taxes you'll be lucky to have 51 virgins left.


Damn. 30% tax bracket.
Once I was rich but they knocked me down to just middle class.
Damn.

So, the tax on 72 virgins is 30%?
What is it for a good hooker?
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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and that after losing the nearly 6.5% from 77 to 72 Virgins. Damn recession.



and really, those 72 virgins are really equivalent to only about 37 virgins if this was a couple decades ago


Could the long term U.S. recession be part of an Obama master plan to defeat Al Qaeda? Could he be secretly causing the number of Virgins to lose so much value that suicide bombers lose their incentive and give up? Muh, ha ha...:ph34r:


Bingo!
The money is more valuable now than the virgins.
So...they turn themselves in!
NOW I get it!
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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