ryoder 1,384 #1 April 18, 2012 http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/taliban-commander-turns-self-in-for-reward-on-wanted-poster/2012/04/17/gIQAbVjqNT_blog.html All these lives and money lost fighting them, and we could have just paid them to turn themselves in?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #2 April 18, 2012 I know right, suicide bombers are in it for the money...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanG 1 #3 April 18, 2012 QuoteI know right, suicide bombers are in it for the money... I realize you were making a joke, but some of them are. The Taliban will promise to take care of their families if they just do this one job... - Dan G Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killler 2 #4 April 18, 2012 And don't forget the 77 virgins...killler.... OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #5 April 18, 2012 Ha. The money isn't for the fighting, it's for the weaons systems and the contractors. The fighting is ancillary. We'll always have the mil-indust pig to feed; it's just a matter of finding (read: creating) the conflict to justify it. Oh,and don't forget to call it "defense", and call anyone who calls BS on it an "America hater", like Ted Nugent does. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 April 18, 2012 Quote And don't forget the 77 virgins...killler.... OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic..... You know...I never got these Arabs! Really 77 virgins! I mean I don't want 1! Just give me a girl who will ride my dick like a mechanial bull, pinch her nipples, rub her clit and scream my name....and maybe we can talk.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killler 2 #7 April 18, 2012 Every man should have to suffer thought ONE virgin just to let him know it's really not a big deal and really not worth the work to get one..Like I said... Give me a girl , No.. A woman that knows how to have fun, and is free of the bullshit of being a "LADY" in the bedroom... I'm a lucky guy to have the wife I do... killler... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildWilly 0 #8 April 18, 2012 No one ever said these guys were all that smart. growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtiflyer 0 #9 April 18, 2012 Quote And don't forget the 77 virgins...killler.... OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic..... nowhere in the Koran does it say you receive 77 virgins upon entering heaven. interesting video about the 1 person reading the koran http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y2Or0LlO6g Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 April 19, 2012 Quote And don't forget the 77 virgins...killler.... OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic..... Well, hell. Where do I sign up? Most others only offer 72 virgins. I'll take a pay raise any day! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 April 19, 2012 Quote ...free of the bullshit of being a "LADY" in the bedroom... I'm a lucky guy to have the wife I do... So...are we to assume......nah, batter not go there. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #12 April 19, 2012 Quote Quote And don't forget the 77 virgins...killler.... OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic..... Well, hell. Where do I sign up? Most others only offer 72 virgins. I'll take a pay raise any day! Be careful what you wish for. Jeff Dunham and his puppet "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" had a pretty good idea of what the 72 virgins might really be like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX0eJ1G1kzs"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks2065 0 #13 April 19, 2012 *** Quote Quote And don't forget the 77 virgins...killler.... OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic..... nowhere in the Koran does it say you receive 77 virgins upon entering heaven. interesting video about the 1 person reading the koran http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y2Or0LlO6g I personally like the allen west video when a guy tries to defend islam, saying it is a peacefull religion and the koran doesn't say to kill americans. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CVK4c2qu3M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #14 April 19, 2012 Quote Quote And don't forget the 77 virgins...killler.... OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic..... Well, hell. Where do I sign up? Most others only offer 72 virgins. I'll take a pay raise any day! Meh. After taxes you'll be lucky to have 51 virgins left."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #15 April 19, 2012 Quote Quote Quote And don't forget the 77 virgins...killler.... OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic..... Well, hell. Where do I sign up? Most others only offer 72 virgins. I'll take a pay raise any day! Meh. After taxes you'll be lucky to have 51 virgins left. and that after losing the nearly 6.5% from 77 to 72 Virgins. Damn recession. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #16 April 19, 2012 Quoteand that after losing the nearly 6.5% from 77 to 72 Virgins. Damn recession. and really, those 72 virgins are really equivalent to only about 37 virgins if this was a couple decades ago ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marinus 0 #17 April 19, 2012 Quoteinteresting video about the 1 person reading the koran By the time she started about the quran being a misunderstood beautiful book, I'd seen enough. The quran is not an easy read and it's confusing, and it is a lot more then a book about killing infidel, but I for one, am very capable of interpreting all the disturbing stuff that's in it. There's a lot of bigotry, intolerance and outright hate-mongering in the book. But it lacks 72 virgins. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #18 April 19, 2012 Quote Quote and that after losing the nearly 6.5% from 77 to 72 Virgins. Damn recession. and really, those 72 virgins are really equivalent to only about 37 virgins if this was a couple decades ago Could the long term U.S. recession be part of an Obama master plan to defeat Al Qaeda? Could he be secretly causing the number of Virgins to lose so much value that suicide bombers lose their incentive and give up? Muh, ha ha... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 April 20, 2012 Quote Quote Quote And don't forget the 77 virgins...killler.... OH... I'd rather have 3 or 4 strippers.... Or a red headed sky chic..... Well, hell. Where do I sign up? Most others only offer 72 virgins. I'll take a pay raise any day! Meh. After taxes you'll be lucky to have 51 virgins left. Damn. 30% tax bracket. Once I was rich but they knocked me down to just middle class. Damn. So, the tax on 72 virgins is 30%? What is it for a good hooker?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 April 20, 2012 Quote Quote Quote and that after losing the nearly 6.5% from 77 to 72 Virgins. Damn recession. and really, those 72 virgins are really equivalent to only about 37 virgins if this was a couple decades ago Could the long term U.S. recession be part of an Obama master plan to defeat Al Qaeda? Could he be secretly causing the number of Virgins to lose so much value that suicide bombers lose their incentive and give up? Muh, ha ha... Bingo! The money is more valuable now than the virgins. So...they turn themselves in! NOW I get it!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites