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BoogeyMan

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I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break’? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.:(
The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown in my own car, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘I love Obama.’
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.:D

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That's a funny story however I am not sure I am buying it. I have a hard time believing the donut eating cop would issue you a 2nd (and 3rd and 4th) ticket without first asking for some ID and verifying you belonged to this vehicle getting the 1st ticket. However if it is on the level, there is some Obama supporter who will feel extra victimized (more than they already have felt they were a victim of the evil and ever so hated rich people). :o



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That's a funny story however I am not sure I am buying it.



It's an old joke.


It is also factually incorrect.

Cops don't really eat donuts. They eat breakfast tacos.


Give me a few Migas Tacos and color me happy!:D
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That's a funny story however I am not sure I am buying it.



It's an old joke.


OMG!:D

That is weird wild stuff, I did not know that...

How did I miss that?

Kallend wrote something similar which recently lead me to believe he was retired!:D
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