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How would YOU have dealt with Bin Laden?

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Someone pointed out to me - and I agree!! - what an *excellent* opportunity for a poll!! :D:D
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I tend to specialize in seeing others' points of view.

I'd kill him.

Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Someone pointed out to me - and I agree!! - what an *excellent* opportunity for a poll!! :D:D



I would like to circulate a video of OBLs body being mixed 50:50 with pig parts and ground into sausage, with the resultant sausage being fed to mangy mongrel dogs.

If the powers that be are worried that his remains will become a shrine to his memory, let his followers revere every pile of dogshit they encounter.


BSBD,

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Someone pointed out to me - and I agree!! - what an *excellent* opportunity for a poll!! :D:D


But you didn't tell us which you would choose...
"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings."
"Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up."

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Someone pointed out to me - and I agree!! - what an *excellent* opportunity for a poll!! :D:D



I'd make him bunk with Shah. As depressed as he's been lately, Bin Laden would kill himself!:P
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Someone pointed out to me - and I agree!! - what an *excellent* opportunity for a poll!! :D:D


But you didn't tell us which you would choose...


I picked the only rational option on this poll, obviously - BOOBIES!!! :P

Besides, how could I possibly have a valid opinion before I see the results of the poll?! :|
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I picked the only rational option on this poll, obviously - BOOBIES!!! :P



See?
We have something in common!B|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I picked the only rational option on this poll, obviously - BOOBIES!!! :P



See?
We have something in common!B|



You also have a great pair of boobies?? :ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
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If the powers that be are worried that his remains will become a shrine to his memory, let his followers revere every pile of dogshit they encounter.



Um. . .ooops. We dropped him in the water.
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I picked the only rational option on this poll, obviously - BOOBIES!!! :P



See?
We have something in common!B|



You also have a great pair of boobies?? :ph34r:

Nataly, I'm a skeptic(see any of my posts concerning religion). If you want any of us to beleive your outlandish claim of having great boobies, I am compelled to implore you to prove it with concrete photographic evidence.
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I picked the only rational option on this poll, obviously - BOOBIES!!! :P



See?
We have something in common!B|



You also have a great pair of boobies?? :ph34r:


I thought we were choosing a preference, not announcing a personal attribute.
But Steve is right, we need the proof.:ph34r:
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Someone pointed out to me - and I agree!! - what an *excellent* opportunity for a poll!! :D:D



I would like to circulate a video of OBLs body being mixed 50:50 with pig parts and ground into sausage, with the resultant sausage being fed to mangy mongrel dogs.

If the powers that be are worried that his remains will become a shrine to his memory, let his followers revere every pile of dogshit they encounter.


BSBD,

Winsor


Good one, Winsor, I like that a lot.

However, I think Nataly was asking about the means of dispatching him, or whether to do so.

Out of respect for the sensibilities of my fellow DZ.commers, I'll withhold my comments.

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Nataly, I'm a skeptic(see any of my posts concerning religion). If you want any of us to beleive your outlandish claim of having great boobies, I am compelled to implore you to prove it with concrete photographic evidence.



Refer to postings in BOOBIE thread(s). I contributed twice. :)

ETA - if you want more graphic proof, I'm afraid you will just have to "have faith"!! :ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Nataly, I'm a skeptic(see any of my posts concerning religion). If you want any of us to beleive your outlandish claim of having great boobies, I am compelled to implore you to prove it with concrete photographic evidence.



Refer to postings in BOOBIE thread(s). I contributed twice. :)
ETA - if you want more graphic proof, I'm afraid you will just have to "have faith"!! :ph34r:


You think we only want to see them just twice???:P
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Well, there's only 2 of them, right?

Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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The thing is, it might not have been the 100% most satisfying way, compared to say hanging him at ground zero and letting his body rot and spat at, but it was probably the smartest way in terms of making him no longer a factor. Additionally, giving him the Islamic burial at sea means we've respected the Islamic faith, but denying his followers a place where they can gather to "honor" their new martyr.

All in all it was a reasonable solution to the problem.

I probably would have done something much less measured.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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I would tie him up, keep his eyes pried open with some mechanical device and make him watch me masturbate on the coran.

Then Id throw him in a human rock tumbler so he can feel how it feels to be ground up alive by falling buildings.

For me, New Castle beverage to enjoy his screams.

For my friend, Scott Rohner 9/11/01

And for our family friend and my fathers fellow firefighter/brother,
Daniel Harlin 9/11/01

FUCK YOU OSAMA, you got off easy, scum.

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The thing is, it might not have been the 100% most satisfying way, compared to say hanging him at ground zero and letting his body rot and spat at, but it was probably the smartest way in terms of making him no longer a factor. Additionally, giving him the Islamic burial at sea means we've respected the Islamic faith, but denying his followers a place where they can gather to "honor" their new martyr.

All in all it was a reasonable solution to the problem.

I probably would have done something much less measured.



I'd have done the burial at sea thing except I'd have secretly kept the head........for those who need to see the long form.
The older I get the less I care who I piss off.

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The thing is, it might not have been the 100% most satisfying way, compared to say hanging him at ground zero and letting his body rot and spat at, but it was probably the smartest way in terms of making him no longer a factor. Additionally, giving him the Islamic burial at sea means we've respected the Islamic faith, but denying his followers a place where they can gather to "honor" their new martyr.

All in all it was a reasonable solution to the problem.

I probably would have done something much less measured.



I'd have done the burial at sea thing except I'd have secretly kept the head........for those who need to see the long form.



I was thinking hand because the head is probably in pretty bad shape and gooey.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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I'm not satisfied with the way things were done.

I'd have been happier if it had been set up as a hit by his own people.

Or, I'd have taken his body out in the boonies and buried it for a couple of weeks. "Un-named sources" would have provided the intelligence on where to find him. Then shown it to be a hit by his own people.

Or, ground him up into hamburger and left it for the dogs and told nobody. Couple of months later announce that "we have believable sources who say he is dead, shot by his own people, so we are pulling out."
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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