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what a fucking JOKE!

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say, there's a national help-line in your country, you actually end up calling them, you may be really desperate.. and they end up telling you, can you hold on a bit, i'm BUSY right now..

and at the same time, there's an initative going on in your country that tries to ban GUNS alltogogether, because from the initiators POV, they say it helps prevent suicide, that's a FUCKING JOKE, right!?

:D:D:D

this is so funny, i've had to share.. B|
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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that's fine; i try to get you included in my obituary as well..



Are you saying that you're seeking suicide prevent help this moment?


there, fixed it for myself. sorry for posting that experience in the wrong forums as well.. :|
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
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"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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say, there's a national help-line in your country, you actually end up calling them, you may be really desperate.. and they end up telling you, can you hold on a bit, i'm BUSY right now..

and at the same time, there's an initative going on in your country that tries to ban GUNS alltogogether, because from the initiators POV, they say it helps prevent suicide, that's a FUCKING JOKE, right!?

:D:D:D

this is so funny, i've had to share.. B|



Nope -

A joke is a guy gets on a suicide prevention hotline, and finds out it has been outsourced to the middle east. When the call is answered and the situation explained, the help desk guy gets all excited and asks the caller if he knows how to drive a truck!

. . . Try calling again.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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say, there's a national help-line in your country, you actually end up calling them, you may be really desperate.. and they end up telling you, can you hold on a bit, i'm BUSY right now..

and at the same time, there's an initative going on in your country that tries to ban GUNS alltogogether, because from the initiators POV, they say it helps prevent suicide, that's a FUCKING JOKE, right!?

:D:D:D

this is so funny, i've had to share.. B|



Nope -

A joke is a guy gets on a suicide prevention hotline, and finds out it has been outsourced to the middle east. When the call is answered and the situation explained, the help desk guy gets all excited and asks the caller if he knows how to drive a truck!

. . . Try calling again.


i'm REALLY not in the mood right now to have a laugh at your joke.. thank you.
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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say, there's a national help-line in your country, you actually end up calling them, you may be really desperate.. and they end up telling you, can you hold on a bit, i'm BUSY right now..

and at the same time, there's an initative going on in your country that tries to ban GUNS alltogogether, because from the initiators POV, they say it helps prevent suicide, that's a FUCKING JOKE, right!?

:D:D:D

this is so funny, i've had to share.. B|



Nope -

A joke is a guy gets on a suicide prevention hotline, and finds out it has been outsourced to the middle east. When the call is answered and the situation explained, the help desk guy gets all excited and asks the caller if he knows how to drive a truck!

. . . Try calling again.


i'm REALLY not in the mood right now to have a laugh at your joke.. thank you.



I was serious about trying to call again.

Nothing is funny about depression.

You really should get in contact with someone that can help you, even if it is just a friend that can talk to you about nothing.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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i'm REALLY not in the mood right now to have a laugh at your joke.. thank you.



Hang in there VB.

i keep on hanging.. and it's choking me more and more.. :|
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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i'm REALLY not in the mood right now to have a laugh at your joke.. thank you.



Hang in there VB.


i keep on hanging.. and it's choking me more and more.. :|

VB....I'm really hoping that things turn around for you.

The guys who are assholes on here are actually just trying in their own way to bring a smile to your face.

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i'm REALLY not in the mood right now to have a laugh at your joke.. thank you.



Hang in there VB.


i keep on hanging.. and it's choking me more and more.. :|


VB....I'm really hoping that things turn around for you.

The guys who are assholes on here are actually just trying in their own way to bring a smile to your face.

doesnt really seem to work, does it!? :|
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"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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i'm REALLY not in the mood right now to have a laugh at your joke.. thank you.



Hang in there VB.


i keep on hanging.. and it's choking me more and more.. :|


VB....I'm really hoping that things turn around for you.

The guys who are assholes on here are actually just trying in their own way to bring a smile to your face.


doesnt really seem to work, does it!? :|

Hey - I resemble that remark!>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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doesnt really seem to work, does it!?



Dude!

I'm just happy to see you back posting.

I've been freaking out here since your earlier posts 4 hours ago.

My nerves are a wreck...
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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ha-ha.. i gotta get going back to school in less than 20 minutes.. and i'm still drinking.. :|

talking about "alcohol inducece psychosis", as you named it, at least, that's how you should have called it..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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ha-ha.. i gotta get going back to school in less than 20 minutes.. and i'm still drinking.. :|

talking about "alcohol inducece psychosis", as you named it, at least, that's how you should have called it..



actually I originally called it alcohol narcosis, but that was too polite, so I edited it.;)

But ya brother...been there done that.

I was speaking from experience. It was just a warning.:D
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VB - if you are reaching out, pleading for help right now, please be clear. I am by no means or a stretch a professional (at nearly anything now adays, but that is more "story" for another time) - but if you are at your wits end and simply cannot reach anyone, PM me - and I will send you my cell #, and you are welcome to call and I WILL AT LEAST ANSWER. So if that is it - you just desperately need someone - ANYONE - to talk to, find someone. If you have NO-ONE, brother - at least I will try.
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