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Dear Abby,


My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. Finally, the last straw; he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.

It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,

Lost in D.C.









Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!

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You do realize this joke goes back to the 43rd Administration; no?

http://www.severinbrowne.com/jokes7.html
Scroll to "Joke for the week ending February 5, 2005"



Ya

Sure is funny every time it is true though;)
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
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You do realize this joke goes back to the 43rd Administration; no?
http://www.severinbrowne.com/jokes7.html
Scroll to "Joke for the week ending February 5, 2005"


Ya
Sure is funny every time it is true though;)


It would be funnier if rewritten to bring it up to date. The issue is that a lot of what the joke is talking about doesn't apply to Obama. In particular, the religious and "loyalty oath" bits.

Unfortunately, whoever started recirculating it in the last couple of weeks didn't even take the time to do that.
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You do realize this joke goes back to the 43rd Administration; no?
http://www.severinbrowne.com/jokes7.html
Scroll to "Joke for the week ending February 5, 2005"


Ya
Sure is funny every time it is true though;)


It would be funnier if rewritten to bring it up to date. The issue is that a lot of what the joke is talking about doesn't apply to Obama. In particular, the religious and "loyalty oath" bits.

Unfortunately, whoever started recirculating it in the last couple of weeks didn't even take the time to do that.


Jeesh

Lighten up dude
Take a vaction or something
If it is all this serious for you, you need to look at finding a change
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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now listen up buster, and listen up good
stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
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