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Immigration poem

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I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care, illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy!
By and by, got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come, as fast as can.
They come in rags and Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with Welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families moving in,
Neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,
I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw Welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
Soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby--it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got No bills!

Americans crazy! They pay all year,
to keep the welfare, running here.
We think America darn good place.
Too darn good for white man race.

killler...

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Bigoted, anti-immigrant rantings by drooling morons have been a part of human nature ever since Neanderthals organized themselves into rudimentary clans. Attaboy.



. . . But enough about lawyers.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Being able to see makes you racist?

Only being able to see in black and white might tend to make you racist. The world is a more interesting place in color.

Don
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Tolerance is the cost we must pay for our adventure in liberty. (Dworkin, 1996)
“Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.” (Yeats)

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Being able to see makes you racist?

Only being able to see in black and white might tend to make you racist. The world is a more interesting place in color.

Don



Black is a compilation of all colors . . . white is the absence of color.

So seeing all colors and seeing none is somehow wrong in your eyes.

I see . . . so actually what you mean is there is no way to be right while we disagree with you.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Black is a compilation of all colors . . . white is the absence of color.



Your knowledge of physics is astounding.


Just seeing if you would catch that.:ph34r:

I do understand the difference.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Black is a compilation of all colors . . . white is the absence of color.


Your knowledge of physics is astounding.

Just seeing if you would catch that.:ph34r:
I do understand the difference.


Yes, yes, I'm certain you do . . . now.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Black is a compilation of all colors . . . white is the absence of color.



Your knowledge of physics is astounding.


DAYUM.... I am putting on a bag of Orville Reddenbackers.


You might try putting it IN . . . putting a bag of popcorn on probably won't do a whole lot.

I added a link so that you can see the difference.;)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Black is a compilation of all colors . . . white is the absence of color.



Your knowledge of physics is astounding.


DAYUM.... I am putting on a bag of Orville Reddenbackers.


You might try putting it IN . . . putting a bag of popcorn on probably won't do a whole lot.

I added a link so that you can see the difference.;)


You do pop corn your way and I will cook it the way I want... personally I stay stay away from the cobs.

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DAYUM.... I am putting on a bag of Orville Reddenbackers.



You might try putting it IN . . . putting a bag of popcorn on probably won't do a whole lot.



Wow . . . there's such a better way you could have gone with that as far as insults go.

You've never heard of putting on a feed bag?

Tsk, tsk, you're really getting weak with your insults. Are you ok?
quade -
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DAYUM.... I am putting on a bag of Orville Reddenbackers.



You might try putting it IN . . . putting a bag of popcorn on probably won't do a whole lot.



Wow . . . there's such a better way you could have gone with that as far as insults go.

You've never heard of putting on a feed bag?

Tsk, tsk, you're really getting weak with your insults. Are you ok?



No.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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DAYUM.... I am putting on a bag of Orville Reddenbackers.



You might try putting it IN . . . putting a bag of popcorn on probably won't do a whole lot.



Wow . . . there's such a better way you could have gone with that as far as insults go.

You've never heard of putting on a feed bag?

Tsk, tsk, you're really getting weak with your insults. Are you ok?



Duuuuuuude... Its TURTLE......ya hear things ya know.... and I bet some people did not know you can actually pop corn ON a fucking stove and not in a microwave.

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Black is a compilation of all colors . . . white is the absence of color.

I believe you have that exactly backwards. :D I wonder if that explains your political leanings?

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So seeing all colors and seeing none is somehow wrong in your eyes.

I believe I said seeing only black and white is not as good as being able to see the full spectrum of color. My understanding is that reptiles, including turtles, have very good color vision. Perhaps if you take off the sunglasses (metaphorically speaking) you'll find the world is a more interesting place.

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I see . . . so actually what you mean is there is no way to be right while we disagree with you.

Not really. I'm always open to well articulated, logical arguments. But then, this is Speaker's Corner, so those tend to be few and far between.

Don
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Tolerance is the cost we must pay for our adventure in liberty. (Dworkin, 1996)
“Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.” (Yeats)

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