rickjump1 0 #1 October 31, 2009 The Brits ban guns, knives, swords, and glass beer mugs. Are we gonna up them with banning ferrets? If we banned pants, this crime would not have happened. Cops: Fla. man stole ferret by shoving it in pants JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. – It's one thing for shoplifters to hide plunder in their pants. But a live ferret? Police said a homeless man in north Florida did just that. And he made it out the door before being challenged. Rodney Bolton, 38, was charged with theft over the $129 animal that police say he took from a pet store in Jacksonville Beach. A 17-year-old witness confronted Bolton in the parking lot and was bitten by the animal after the man allegedly shoved it in the teen's face. That confrontation makes the ferret a "special weapon" under Florida law. So Bolton also faces battery charges for dangerously wielding the animal. Calls to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Department to see if Bolton has a lawyer were not answered early Thursday. ___Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #2 October 31, 2009 I heard it was a publicity stunt. The Bolton guy is really a frustrated porn actor who's sick of playing... BIT PARTS! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #3 October 31, 2009 Quote I heard it was a publicity stunt. The Bolton guy is really a frustrated porn actor who's sick of playing... BIT PARTS! Mike. Yeah, it makes you think he and the ferret must have a "close" relationship, and a "bit part" could lead to catastrophic consequences depending on how hungry the little critter is.Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 October 31, 2009 Quote Quote I heard it was a publicity stunt. The Bolton guy is really a frustrated porn actor who's sick of playing... BIT PARTS! Mike. Yeah, it makes you think he and the ferret must have a "close" relationship, and a "bit part" could lead to catastrophic consequences depending on how hungry the little critter is. and how small the needledick in question really is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #5 October 31, 2009 Hmmm... Moving along from my original joke... I'm guessing that "Pet-Shop-Boys" wasn't a term that made it West across the pond!Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 October 31, 2009 Quote Quote I heard it was a publicity stunt. The Bolton guy is really a frustrated porn actor who's sick of playing... BIT PARTS! Mike. Yeah, it makes you think he and the ferret must have a "close" relationship, and a "bit part" could lead to catastrophic consequences depending on how hungry the little critter is. I understand that the ferret's name was "Merkin." The place does a lousy job of vetting the weasels who come through the door. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #7 October 31, 2009 Is that a ferret in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skiskyrock 0 #8 October 31, 2009 He wasn't stealing the ferret, he was training http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_legging Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #9 October 31, 2009 QuoteHe wasn't stealing the ferret, he was training http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_legging Now we know where the BHO fans get the tingling in their legs. Its a liberal Yorkshire legging ferret.Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #10 October 31, 2009 QuoteMan Steals Ferret by Shoving it Down His Pants The title implies there's more than one way to steal a ferret.... who knew?Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #11 November 1, 2009 QuoteQuoteMan Steals Ferret by Shoving it Down His Pants The title implies there's more than one way to steal a ferret.... who knew? Ferrets, gerbils... it's all the same thing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
