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If jesus was real, you wouldn't need to run this massive internet marketing campaign. Really. Can't you just let jesus do his own PR? Is banging on people's doors at 7am on Sundays just not enough anymore?

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If oral sex was against the rules at your house, you'd be out banging on strangers doors too! :)



bawahahahahahah or the only time you're allowed to have sex is to procreate!

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
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If oral sex was against the rules at your house, you'd be out banging on strangers doors too! :)



bawahahahahahah or the only time you're allowed to have sex is to procreate!

g


We keep trying and trying and trying... Maybe its not working due to that vasectomy a couple years ago... mmmm
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If jesus was real, you wouldn't need to run this massive internet marketing campaign. Really. Can't you just let jesus do his own PR? Is banging on people's doors at 7am on Sundays just not enough anymore?



That's what I put on my front door six months ago. Works pretty fine - so far only one couple of Jehova Witnesses went through

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Who has a good ad blocker for firefox?



AdBlock Plus with filters works perfectly.
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bawahahahahahah or the only time you're allowed to have sex is to procreate!

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To give credit where it's due, the LDS church changed this tenet under Spencer Kimball, a prophet from a couple decades ago. He said it was healthy for a man and woman to have sex as part of strengthening their relationship.
Oral is still not cool, however.

I think their marketing would work better if they brought back polygamy. :P

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I think their marketing would work better if they brought back polygamy. :P



Nope. God gave Man TWO ears and it wasn't so he could have two Wives.... It was one for his Wife and one for his Mother.;)

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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