0
SuFantasma

Kennedy's Stroke

Recommended Posts

I don't think it matters if alcohol was actually being served or not, he's the kind of guy that has a back up bottle ready to go. That and staffers ready to go with a mixer, crushed ice and a glass.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

I don't think it matters if alcohol was actually being served or not, he's the kind of guy that has a back up bottle ready to go. That and staffers ready to go with a mixer, crushed ice and a glass.




And an ambulance with a designated driver, since he tends to sink cars after partying....
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

My favorite bumper stickers seen in the state of Mass:

My guns have killed less people than Ted Kenedy's car

and:

Ted Kennedy:Great Senator, Lousy Date!



Love it ! Did you notice that Cheney left the inauguration in a wheelchair and Kennedy left in an ambulance? Oh, yeah, Bush left in a helicopter ....

Lets all get the fuck out of town before the wrath of the new administration comes down !
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I find nothing funny about seizures. I do, however, make light of Ted Kennedy. Old men keeling over isn't funy. Sen. Byrd keeling over can be.

Plane crashes aren't funny. JFK, Jr.'s can be a source of humor, i.e., "He used to be good looking but he's all washed up."


My wife is hotter than your wife.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
> Did you notice that Cheney left the inauguration in a wheelchair and Kennedy left in an ambulance?

And Byrd! He was "removed by a security detail" after "becoming emotional!" Did he stumble across the Obama's nefarious plot, and had to be removed so the Men in Black could erase his memory?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

I find nothing funny about seizures. I do, however, make light of Ted Kennedy. Old men keeling over isn't funny. Sen. Byrd keeling over can be.



Agreed. When that jackass Ted Stevens was finally ousted, the score was: One down, One to go.

Ever see The Daily Show's "Coot Off" competition between Stevens and Byrd? It was great!
It was alternating clips of them making asses of themselves on the Senate floor, with Jon Stewart announcing it like a boxing match.:D

Found it: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=37108
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0