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WHAT WILL OCCUR DUE TO THE ELECTION

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Given that even the slightest criticism of Barack Hussein ObaMessiah is seen as an endorsement of racism, then any vote for McCain will automatically imply membership of Aryan-Nation.

Hence, a McCain win will produce a massive outcry of "Racist-Fix".

Mike.

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Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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Where is the option for assassination?



He didn't add that option for fear of getting a knock on the door from the secret service... :P
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Weapon sale is going sky high in the USA, says newspapers!



I voted for Obama, despite disagreeing with him on gun control issues. Here's hoping the Bushmaster ACR (Masada) is available for purchase before he gets anything done on that front. :D

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What does it tell you when the polls say Obama is going to win and at the same time gun and alcohol sales have tripled?:S



It tells you that the current Administration has really fucked things up - Americans want to drink more, they want guns, and they're willing to accept a black man for President.

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black man for President.



Why is that everyone seems to overlook the fact that Obama is just as white as he is black... his mother was WHITE!? :S

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black man for President.



Why is that everyone seems to overlook the fact that Obama is just as white as he is black... his mother was WHITE!? :S

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Because with the people that this matters to, you're not a little black or very black, you're just black. You could be albino but if you had short curly hair, you'd still be suspicious.

Zebras can actually be worse off, since they'll get the same crap for being black, but also some for having a white parent from other blacks.

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Weapon sale is going sky high in the USA, says newspapers!



I voted for Obama, despite disagreeing with him on gun control issues. Here's hoping the Bushmaster ACR (Masada) is available for purchase before he gets anything done on that front. :D

Blues,
Dave


He won't have time for anything on that front. Fixing the economy and the war will take all his political capital.
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black man for President.



Why is that everyone seems to overlook the fact that Obama is just as white as he is black... his mother was WHITE!? :S

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Because he is more that 1/16th black, and fails the "pencil test."


:P

I wanted to add... not that it matters what race or nationality he is... I'm just tired of everyone throwing that color card out there.

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I think if OBAMA looses the election there will be riots and legal delays



Listening to Rush alot these days? The nearly 30 votes for your first two options explains a lot about what happens in this forum and why.
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>I think if OBAMA looses the election there will be riots and legal delays

That's better than the alternative! If Obama wins we will become socialist AND fascist; he will raise fuel prices, electric prices and food prices; he will allow illegal immigrants to take over all US businesses, and he will require Islamic prayer in schools AND ban prayer in schools. Taxes will go up by an average of 526%, and spending will go up 785%, but not on anything good like oil companies or wars.

You will be deprived of all of your guns by force and he will force you to marry a gay man. Once you're married you will be required to join a terrorist cell led by Bill Ayers, who will instruct you on how to burn flags and spread terror throughout the US.

The United States of America will be renamed the Divided Islamic Socialist Non-states of Unamerica. Lex Luthor will take control of two missiles, and aim one at New Jersey and one at the San Andreas fault. Even Superman will be unable to . . . (oops, got off track there.)

Where was I? Ah. Veterans will be bounced out of veteran's hospitals to make room for Obama's Al Qaeda pals who need kidney transplants. He will abolish the Bill of Rights, except for all those rights only commie pinko liberals care about.

And finally, of course, he will pass a law that requires you to press 1 for English whenever you call a US government number, pizza delivery place or operator.

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