jenp9k 0 #1 November 9, 2007 I've issued the challenge below to Stephen Colbert. If you would like to see this happen go to colbertnation.com, register for the forums, go to the forum index and under The Colbert Report forum, reply to my post titled "CHALLENGE TO YOU STEPHEN!!!" and tell him how you feel! Or just reply to this post! Blues y'all! Hi Stephen! My name is Jen. I'm a politically charged mom/student living in San Jose California. I'm also a great fan of your show, Colbert Report. I watched your recent interview with Rick Berman in which you declared, "I should have the right to smoke and drink and eat a stick of margarine as I skydive!!" I happen to be a skydiver, and I want to issue YOU a challenge! Stand up for your right to smoke and drink and eat a stick of margarine while you skydive. Come out to California. I will pay for you to tandem skydive at Adventure Center Skydiving in Hollister. I will pay for your video of said skydive. This is on the condition that you smoke, and drink, and eat a stick of margarine while in freefall! I'd like to wire up your helmet like a beer helmet, then you could double-fist the cig and the margarine as you enjoy not only the fabulous sensation of freefall, but the satisfaction brought by the exercising of your basic human rights guaranteed you by the Constitution of our great United States! Please reply ASAP! You can reach me through myspace.com/jenp9k or the Colbert Nation message board. Looking forward to pushing you out of a plane, Jennifer"Live as if you'll die tomorrow, learn as if you'll live forever." -Gandhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #2 November 9, 2007 all at the same time? or can it be... eat the margarine in freefall, wash it down with the drink *beer, so you may have to go to porto rico* , and light up the cigar under canopy.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #3 November 9, 2007 Awesome! Let me know if he takes you up on it and I'll pitch in a bit for the funds. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #4 November 9, 2007 If you substituted the margarine for a bag of Doritos, ya' might get the sponsor to pick up the tab. They're supposedly sponsoring his campaign."T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenp9k 0 #5 November 9, 2007 It seems some of y'all think I'm out to get Stephen. NOT TRUE! This is all about making one man's dreams come true!!! Isn't this what we're all supposed to do with life? Not only take care of ourselves, but ensure others' basic needs are met too? I'm not upset! This is all in fun :) I mean, who wouldnt want to see Stephen skydive while smoking drinking and eating a stick of margarine? Jen"Live as if you'll die tomorrow, learn as if you'll live forever." -Gandhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #6 November 9, 2007 I think it's a GREAT idea! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #7 November 9, 2007 Is he a smoker, or a occasionally cigar smoker? I'd be slightly afraid for the TI with a student who had just inhaled his first cigar, while drinking and eating a bunch of fat, coupled with the adrenaline of a first jump. Give him a burrito before the jump while you're at it! Better exit over the LZ too, not over the subdivision to the north. Can he borrow President Bush (Sr)'s jumpsuit for the video? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenp9k 0 #8 November 9, 2007 Yes a few people have expressed concern over the vom potential. Maybe he could cram the margarine in the plane, wash it down with beer in freefall, then smoke under canopy. That's an excellent idea re the jumpsuit!"Live as if you'll die tomorrow, learn as if you'll live forever." -Gandhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squarecanopy 0 #9 November 9, 2007 You will never get him to take you up on it. Steven Colbert makes a living making fun of people for what they do, not actually doing anything himself. Just burning a hole in the sky..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #10 November 10, 2007 QuoteYou will never get him to take you up on it. Steven Colbert makes a living making fun of people for what they do, not actually doing anything himself. He ran for President, didn't he? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenp9k 0 #11 November 10, 2007 Quote You will never get him to take you up on it. Steven Colbert makes a living making fun of people for what they do, not actually doing anything himself. He makes fun of people on Nat'l TV...that's doing something!"Live as if you'll die tomorrow, learn as if you'll live forever." -Gandhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccallj 0 #12 November 10, 2007 His show is just talk, he would never follow up.“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #13 November 10, 2007 QuoteHis show is just talk Yes, it's a talk show. You people sound like the ones that complained about Howard Stern, yet couldn't stop from listening. Too much truthiness for you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites