Guest #1 February 12, 2007 Just so you'll know that the USA doesn't contain all the uptight prudes in the world... story mh Edit to add photo from the UK Sun (NSFW) ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 February 12, 2007 ha....... and the issuing coppers name was Willy (nearly) (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 February 12, 2007 He had to pay 80 pounds for a big cock? Is that the going rate now? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,621 #4 February 12, 2007 QuoteJust so you'll know that the USA doesn't contain all the uptight prudes in the world... story mh Edit to add photo from the UK Sun (NSFW) . The ancients didn't mind: dim.com/~randl/priam.htm Cambridge sure has changed since I was there in the '60s! The cops would have helped make it then.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #5 February 12, 2007 A chap on community service from commiting a minor crime had to undertake, as part of his community service punishment, the planting of flower bulbs around a towns road embankments. In the spring, upon blooming, the council weren't exactly impressed to discover the flowering blooms read: NOBJOCKEY, DICKHEAD, and FUCKNUTS. He promptly received a custodial sentance. And the council set about the flowers with a lawnmower. The WANKERS. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #6 February 12, 2007 Quote In the spring, upon blooming, the council weren't exactly impressed to discover the flowering blooms read: NOBJOCKEY, DICKHEAD, and FUCKNUTS. LOL!!! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #7 February 12, 2007 You'll be surprised how many obscene snow sculptures we were asked to go to last winter We all just had a laugh and a joke and knocked the things down. Its not being a killjoy, someone has complained at the end of the day (yes, some people are that sad) Thats the nicest way to deal with it though, I certainly wouldn't have dreamt of issuing a fine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #8 February 12, 2007 "QuoteYou'll be surprised how many obscene snow sculptures we were asked to go to last winter" >There's job satifaction for you! 'How was your day honey?' 'Oh, the usual - stamping on big giant snow cocks..' "We all just had a laugh and a joke and knocked the things down. Its not being a killjoy" >Yeah, right - I've already seen the headlines; PIG SCUM STAMP CHILD'S SNOWMAN. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy9o8 0 #9 February 12, 2007 QuoteIn the spring, upon blooming, the council weren't exactly impressed to discover the flowering blooms read: NOBJOCKEY, DICKHEAD, and FUCKNUTS. That's classic! OK, I have a confession of sorts. When I was a teenager at home, I was quite the lawnmower pilot. Anyhow, I noticed that when I accidentally spilled gasoline on a lawn, after a few days a brown patch would emerge in exactly the shape of the stream of the liquid that had been spilled onto it, with nice , sharp contrast to the green of the lawn. It poisoned the soil where it spilled, so unless the spot was dug out, the brown patch would remain there for weeks. <> We didn't like this one asshole neighbor, so under the cover of darkness late one night, I took the gas can and wrote "FUCK YOU" in huge, block letters in his front lawn, where everyone passing by would clearly see it. It stayed there for the rest of the summer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vortexring 0 #10 February 12, 2007 Little bastard! I always wondered who that was...... 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #11 February 12, 2007 I was more surprised the detail they go into... veins and everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dorbie 0 #12 February 13, 2007 Quote We didn't like this one asshole neighbor, so under the cover of darkness late one night, I took the gas can and wrote "FUCK YOU" in huge..... Now there's an example of projection if ever I saw one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Macthe 0 #13 February 13, 2007 thats THE funnyest thing ive ever............... how bout they wrote Fuck off on the drunks forhead then rushed him out for breakfast???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ExAFO 0 #14 February 13, 2007 Mmmm...Page 3. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy9o8 0 #15 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuote We didn't like this one asshole neighbor, so under the cover of darkness late one night, I took the gas can and wrote "FUCK YOU" in huge..... Now there's an example of projection if ever I saw one. Hey you!! Anyhow, I was 15 at the time. This guy was old enough that by that stage of his life he shoulda learned how to not be so anti-social... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Andy9o8 0 #9 February 12, 2007 QuoteIn the spring, upon blooming, the council weren't exactly impressed to discover the flowering blooms read: NOBJOCKEY, DICKHEAD, and FUCKNUTS. That's classic! OK, I have a confession of sorts. When I was a teenager at home, I was quite the lawnmower pilot. Anyhow, I noticed that when I accidentally spilled gasoline on a lawn, after a few days a brown patch would emerge in exactly the shape of the stream of the liquid that had been spilled onto it, with nice , sharp contrast to the green of the lawn. It poisoned the soil where it spilled, so unless the spot was dug out, the brown patch would remain there for weeks. <> We didn't like this one asshole neighbor, so under the cover of darkness late one night, I took the gas can and wrote "FUCK YOU" in huge, block letters in his front lawn, where everyone passing by would clearly see it. It stayed there for the rest of the summer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #10 February 12, 2007 Little bastard! I always wondered who that was...... 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #11 February 12, 2007 I was more surprised the detail they go into... veins and everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #12 February 13, 2007 Quote We didn't like this one asshole neighbor, so under the cover of darkness late one night, I took the gas can and wrote "FUCK YOU" in huge..... Now there's an example of projection if ever I saw one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macthe 0 #13 February 13, 2007 thats THE funnyest thing ive ever............... how bout they wrote Fuck off on the drunks forhead then rushed him out for breakfast???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #14 February 13, 2007 Mmmm...Page 3. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #15 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuote We didn't like this one asshole neighbor, so under the cover of darkness late one night, I took the gas can and wrote "FUCK YOU" in huge..... Now there's an example of projection if ever I saw one. Hey you!! Anyhow, I was 15 at the time. This guy was old enough that by that stage of his life he shoulda learned how to not be so anti-social... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
