warpedskydiver 0 #1 March 12, 2006 http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/scenario.htm?scenarioid=8&cache=1142192025 Quote Anyone care to get ahold of these assholes and actually inform them about the use of a reserve? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jakee 1,254 #2 March 12, 2006 Have you noticed how all those types of articles are apparently written by "Ex SAS Special Forces veterans" and similar people? Just smile, nod and slowly walk awayDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #3 March 12, 2006 yeah they are phonies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #4 March 12, 2006 He he... That's cute. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 14 #5 March 12, 2006 I'm pretty sure they were refering to if you had a double Mal and your reserve was'nt working. If the person that wrote that is who I think it is... everyone here has probally seen his videos and looked in awe so don't just laugh since its a flakey article Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sneaky 0 #6 March 12, 2006 humorous reading though, too much point break and bad weather days this fella.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #7 March 12, 2006 ok Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tbrown 26 #8 March 12, 2006 I always heard you track for the trees, or water. If no trees or water are available, at least start yelling "Take pictures!" really loud. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crwtom 0 #9 March 13, 2006 Quotehttp://www.worstcasescenarios.com/scenario.htm?scenarioid=8&cache=1142192025 very funny - anyone remember nippleboy? Cheers, T ******************************************************************* Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BIGUN 1,049 #10 March 13, 2006 Quote2. When your companion (and new best friend) gets to you, hook arms. Hmmm. Ckecks list to see if there's anyone I like that much... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #11 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuote2. When your companion (and new best friend) gets to you, hook arms. Hmmm. Ckecks list to see if there's anyone I like that much... Afraid people will think you're gay, when you "hook up" with a buddy? HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jasmin 0 #12 March 13, 2006 QuoteI always heard you track for the trees, or water. If no trees or water are available, at least start yelling "Take pictures!" really loud. Or aim for the most expensive car in the carpark!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BIGUN 1,049 #13 March 13, 2006 Ok. there's one. Ras is off the list... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #14 March 13, 2006 That's hysterical!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chuckbrown 0 #15 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI always heard you track for the trees, or water. If no trees or water are available, at least start yelling "Take pictures!" really loud. Or aim for the most expensive car in the carpark! I'd prefer to go for the chain-link fence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #16 March 13, 2006 QuoteOr aim for the most expensive car in the carpark! Only if it is my rigger's car. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matthewcline 0 #17 March 13, 2006 Now that makes the light go on! So that is why my rigger parks in the hanger!An Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy9o8 0 #18 March 13, 2006 Everyone, this stuff is no joke. I urge all of you to read the companion article "How to Wrestle Free from an Alligator". It is a vital life-saving skill that I have used on numerous occasions. http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/scenario.htm?scenarioid=5&cache=1142269727 Andy9o8 Alligator Wrestling Instructor/Examiner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dsbbreck 0 #19 March 19, 2006 I used to own the Worst Case scenario book. I read this one about what to do if you parachute doesn't opened and about freaked. If this one is so off base, how good are the other suggestions. Then they came out with the TV show where they demonstrated each scenario. I was just waiting for them to try the parachute one.David "Socrates wasn't killed because he had the answer.......he was killed because he asked the question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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jakee 1,254 #2 March 12, 2006 Have you noticed how all those types of articles are apparently written by "Ex SAS Special Forces veterans" and similar people? Just smile, nod and slowly walk awayDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #3 March 12, 2006 yeah they are phonies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #4 March 12, 2006 He he... That's cute. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 14 #5 March 12, 2006 I'm pretty sure they were refering to if you had a double Mal and your reserve was'nt working. If the person that wrote that is who I think it is... everyone here has probally seen his videos and looked in awe so don't just laugh since its a flakey article Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #6 March 12, 2006 humorous reading though, too much point break and bad weather days this fella.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #8 March 12, 2006 I always heard you track for the trees, or water. If no trees or water are available, at least start yelling "Take pictures!" really loud. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwtom 0 #9 March 13, 2006 Quotehttp://www.worstcasescenarios.com/scenario.htm?scenarioid=8&cache=1142192025 very funny - anyone remember nippleboy? Cheers, T ******************************************************************* Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BIGUN 1,049 #10 March 13, 2006 Quote2. When your companion (and new best friend) gets to you, hook arms. Hmmm. Ckecks list to see if there's anyone I like that much... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #11 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuote2. When your companion (and new best friend) gets to you, hook arms. Hmmm. Ckecks list to see if there's anyone I like that much... Afraid people will think you're gay, when you "hook up" with a buddy? HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jasmin 0 #12 March 13, 2006 QuoteI always heard you track for the trees, or water. If no trees or water are available, at least start yelling "Take pictures!" really loud. Or aim for the most expensive car in the carpark!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BIGUN 1,049 #13 March 13, 2006 Ok. there's one. Ras is off the list... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #14 March 13, 2006 That's hysterical!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chuckbrown 0 #15 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI always heard you track for the trees, or water. If no trees or water are available, at least start yelling "Take pictures!" really loud. Or aim for the most expensive car in the carpark! I'd prefer to go for the chain-link fence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #16 March 13, 2006 QuoteOr aim for the most expensive car in the carpark! Only if it is my rigger's car. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matthewcline 0 #17 March 13, 2006 Now that makes the light go on! So that is why my rigger parks in the hanger!An Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy9o8 0 #18 March 13, 2006 Everyone, this stuff is no joke. I urge all of you to read the companion article "How to Wrestle Free from an Alligator". It is a vital life-saving skill that I have used on numerous occasions. http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/scenario.htm?scenarioid=5&cache=1142269727 Andy9o8 Alligator Wrestling Instructor/Examiner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dsbbreck 0 #19 March 19, 2006 I used to own the Worst Case scenario book. I read this one about what to do if you parachute doesn't opened and about freaked. If this one is so off base, how good are the other suggestions. Then they came out with the TV show where they demonstrated each scenario. I was just waiting for them to try the parachute one.David "Socrates wasn't killed because he had the answer.......he was killed because he asked the question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BIGUN 1,049 #10 March 13, 2006 Quote2. When your companion (and new best friend) gets to you, hook arms. Hmmm. Ckecks list to see if there's anyone I like that much... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #11 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuote2. When your companion (and new best friend) gets to you, hook arms. Hmmm. Ckecks list to see if there's anyone I like that much... Afraid people will think you're gay, when you "hook up" with a buddy? HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #12 March 13, 2006 QuoteI always heard you track for the trees, or water. If no trees or water are available, at least start yelling "Take pictures!" really loud. Or aim for the most expensive car in the carpark!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,049 #13 March 13, 2006 Ok. there's one. Ras is off the list... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 March 13, 2006 That's hysterical!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckbrown 0 #15 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI always heard you track for the trees, or water. If no trees or water are available, at least start yelling "Take pictures!" really loud. Or aim for the most expensive car in the carpark! I'd prefer to go for the chain-link fence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #16 March 13, 2006 QuoteOr aim for the most expensive car in the carpark! Only if it is my rigger's car. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #17 March 13, 2006 Now that makes the light go on! So that is why my rigger parks in the hanger!An Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #18 March 13, 2006 Everyone, this stuff is no joke. I urge all of you to read the companion article "How to Wrestle Free from an Alligator". It is a vital life-saving skill that I have used on numerous occasions. http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/scenario.htm?scenarioid=5&cache=1142269727 Andy9o8 Alligator Wrestling Instructor/Examiner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbbreck 0 #19 March 19, 2006 I used to own the Worst Case scenario book. I read this one about what to do if you parachute doesn't opened and about freaked. If this one is so off base, how good are the other suggestions. Then they came out with the TV show where they demonstrated each scenario. I was just waiting for them to try the parachute one.David "Socrates wasn't killed because he had the answer.......he was killed because he asked the question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
