pop 0 #1 March 8, 2006 My girlfriend called me a jew the other day. I called her a jew lover. There was no good response to that. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #2 March 9, 2006 My boyfriend called me a girl. I told him I was a WOMAN! My ex called me a bitch. I left his ass behind.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 March 9, 2006 A woman told me that I have a really small penis last weekend. She's right, of course. However, I am not going to compensate in any way to keep her around. When a woman dates that sort of losers, you need to keep some distance. That's my new word for the day, Compensate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #4 March 9, 2006 QuoteA woman told me that I have a really small penis last weekend. She's right, of course. ... so should you and I start a group for skydivers w/ small tallywackers? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 March 9, 2006 Quote... so should you and I start a group for skydivers w/ small tallywackers? United Small Penis Association. I can get some cheap bumper stickers already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dontbounce 0 #6 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuote... so should you and I start a group for skydivers w/ small tallywackers? United Small Penis Association. I can get some cheap bumper stickers already. Congrats. You won the "I burst a blood vessel in Paul's head" award. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuote... so should you and I start a group for skydivers w/ small tallywackers? United Small Penis Association. I can get some cheap bumper stickers already. excellent.... our dues will be cheaper than the "other" uspa and perhaps we can do much more good for skydivers to boot! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #8 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteA woman told me that I have a really small penis last weekend. She's right, of course. ... so should you and I start a group for skydivers w/ small tallywackers? would you all buy sportcars or big trucks? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #9 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuote... so should you and I start a group for skydivers w/ small tallywackers? United Small Penis Association. I can get some cheap bumper stickers already. ...nice, very nice"Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #10 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteA woman told me that I have a really small penis last weekend. She's right, of course. ... so should you and I start a group for skydivers w/ small tallywackers? would you all buy sportcars or big trucks? Or big guns?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #11 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteA woman told me that I have a really small penis last weekend. She's right, of course. ... so should you and I start a group for skydivers w/ small tallywackers? would you all buy sportcars or big trucks? ...or big pocket protectors and calculators?"Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #12 March 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteA woman told me that I have a really small penis last weekend. She's right, of course. ... so should you and I start a group for skydivers w/ small tallywackers? would you all buy sportcars or big trucks? i'm into represention, not overcompensating. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
