You know something's wrong when...

[PalmettoTiger 1]

1. The landing pattern is suddenly disrupted by the presence of buzzards.
2. Just before he hooks your static line up, the j/m looks you straight in the eye and, in a chilling voice, asks "Do you believe in God?"
3. The WDI ends up four miles from the DZ.
4. Setting up your final approach, you notice a police car parked right behind yours.
I know most of y'all are funnier than me. Come up with some more!!
Blues, squares,
PTiger
*insert witty sig here*

[freaksister 0]

hehe!!
you know it is a bad day when you have to land off dz, because the landing area is full of ambulances, police cars, and a heli...
ok so that was morbid. give me a break.
sis
"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell

[harro 0]

You know when somethings wrong when you rigger has a nervous twitch and a sign # of skydivers saved today!
Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly

[wingnut 0]

you know something is wrong when....you post to dz.com too much and can't stop..........

"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows

[PalmettoTiger 1]

Wingy, you should know by now that obsessive/compulsive posting here is ABSOLUTELY NORMAL!
Blues, squares,
PTiger
*insert witty sig here*

[wingnut 0]

i'm sorry!!!! i didn't know!!!!

"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows

[wingnut 0]

i'm sorry!!!! i didn't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows

[wingnut 0]

i'm sorry!!!! i didn't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows

[riggerrob 558]

You know it's a bad day when the lazy local rigger is rushing about.
You know it's a bad day when you see a Manta descending very slowly and there is nothing hanging below the leg straps.
You know it's a bad day when you stumble home from a party to find a guy bleeding to death in the parking lot.
You know it's a bad day when you arrive at the DZ to find the runway covered with trucks and flashing lights.

[skreamer 1]

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Wingy, you should know by now that obsessive/compulsive posting here is ABSOLUTELY NORMAL!

Hmmphff, maybe it is for you, you pathetic loser!!!!

/s
PS You know something is wrong when your rigger takes out a million dollar life insurance policy IN YOUR NAME!!!!

[Darkzone 0]

When you turn up at the DZ and find that your jumpship is a Lancaster Bomber being flown by a Turkish Wall-Climbing Goat specially trained to fly vintage aircraft well in excess of their design specifications. Oh, dear, my pills, my pills, SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE MY PILLS AWAY!!!
Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!

[skreamer 1]

Somebody please tell Iona that we have a *fairly* good idea who stole miked's medication...

[ADRNALN 0]

....every is going right (it can't last)

[JeffGordon 0]

The only problem with this is there are ALWAYS flocks of buzzards at my home dropzone

[jtval 0]

something wrong when... you are forced to move over sea's and NOT skydive for a year....(sorry it's not funny but it's happening to me in august.)
have fun, live free, SKYDIVE
JT

[Iflyme 0]

Ya know something's wrong when -- the pilot is the first one out of the plane.
(for Grogs) ... the person next to you on the plane is wearing your rig.

[JeffGordon 0]

As you climb out onto the strut someone remarks they can read the back of your tee shirt

[PLFKING 3]

If you pull, and your canopy is only half its normal size, and it's a no-wind day (for Grogs only...)
If you pull, and rolled-up clothing, a flashlight, and a sleeping bag fall out.....