More friday funnees

[Stumpy 284]

A few more to cheer up anyone at work
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Man who lives in glass house should change in basement
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who run in front of car, get tired
Man who run behind car, get exhausted
Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright
organ.
Man who walk through revolving door naked going to Bangkok
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who sit on tack get point
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Secretary not permanent fixture, until screwed on desk!
Men who live by the sword get shot by those who don't,
Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines!
Blue ones,
D

[freeflir29 0]

"Better to be pissed off than pissed on"
That depends on your point of view
"Men who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"
Exactly......
"Don't give a F$#ck if I'm comin or leavin"-Pappa Roach
Clay

[Slappie 9]

Older Couple
An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a
romantic mood  and wanted to talk.
She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and
tried to get  back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck
on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said :"Then you use to bite my neck"
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out  of bed.
"Where are you going ?"she asked.
He answered,  "To get my teeth!"
Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

[Slappie 9]

ok this is for all you Dubyew fans out there..
http://www.loonyverse.com/flash/bush.htm
Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

[Viking 0]

That Bush thing is fucking awsome!!!! i love that "song" its got a nice beat to it
Remember when Sex was safe and skydiving was Dangerous?

[cloud9 0]

Fool climb tree for cherry, wise man spread limbs
One who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly fingers
Man with 10 kids always in hole