cyberskydive 0 #1 September 28, 2001 So I just moved from GA to houston and I have no new job yet and I'm getting broker and I wanna skydive in all this beautiful weather here. So help a brother out! -LOLlets see, I'm used to being at the dropzone 5-6 days a week, and since I've been back to Houston havent even made it out yet, mainly job huntin, some web work etc and broke-LOLso...will pack for jumps-LOLWhy don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #2 September 28, 2001 Man.....I hope you have some job skills cause your too damn ugly to Pimp out. Allthough you won't have any competition from Pyke now....."This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cyberskydive 0 #3 September 28, 2001 LMFAO- UGLY! I swear you must've come from a lost tribe of trolls straight outta the lord of the rings, but I hear Pyke digs short stubby dudes Better watch out or he'll be washing your hair and painting your toenails soon, and callin ya Stubby - super secret sex slave.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lippy 869 #4 September 28, 2001 Quote Man.....I hope you have some job skills cause your too damn ugly to Pimp out. Damn, man, that's nasty.I laughed so hard at that one I almost fell outta my chairLive to Jump, Pull to LiveLippy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #5 September 28, 2001 I was doing the same thing while writing it...LMAOPaint my toe nails, sex slave? *shudder*"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #6 September 28, 2001 Ive got jobs, --- Pool Boyeeeee!!!The jacuzzi rules - fixes the 'Ecnomic Blues' that we are all having right now. EVERYbody is hurt or in danger of lay offs.I say if any skydiver needs a job or if any skydiver knows of one to please consider the Skydiver Network, its nationwide and also is for Skydiver Mentors (or DZ family members)support as well as, jump buddies. It should be really soon that all these things are available on AirAnn.com Meanwhile Use the contact Ann page so I can get info out and put your job or in need of... there and we can better know what kind of format to use on the page.THE FOLLOWING IS A COPY OF WHAT I SENT OUT TO MY SKYDIVING FRIENDS -some are funny, but you get the idea- right?We have all been messed up because of AssYoma BedLinen and his homies flyin into stuff. And it has messed up or jobs and our sense of security. Not to mention the obvious. So help me help some other people out here.I have figured out a way to have a -Skydivers Network- on my web page. It has to be redone due to sponsorship issues anyway, so I am adding this idea on the to do list for the page. But giving this priority. We can not support our families or drop zone if we are not working.SO... I know people who can help you with-- a law case, give your dog shots, fix your web site, write computer code, landscape your yard, and repack your reserve. BUT... do you know the people I know? I dont know.... I know an electrician who needs work too.My idea... (and I need your advise and ideas)... The Skydivers Network... for jobs. Wouldnt we all like to work for another skydiver. Lunch meetings would be alot more interesting. And my boss saying "Hey lets go to the DZ when we get off work" would be sweet. If I have a black eye ... I wont have to blame my dog anymore.We all have to work and seek out new and better things for ourselves these days. I say we build a campfire and work as a team on this one. Everyone can have a professional AirAnn.com address Like ... [email protected]. This address will forward your mail to your current email address and you never think about it again. And I never even see it, bam it -goes to you. I am just your hook up.So lets say, I have a page listing that goes like this for your bizness to get supported:Sherry's Dog & Cat Shots for WormsWhereverHerOfficeIs, Tx555-420-6969Landscaping 4 Me and My brokeass LegHeadDownCamera, Tx555-420-6969Self Defense StuffPepperSpray, Tx555-420-6969Then the other idea is this page for those of us who need a job.:I am a brokeass Web Maker.Email me with resume request NOW! or I will make your cute little home page for jump money.[email protected]orFlea had to go the ER Vet cause he ate some cat litter andis real sick. He has to stay over night in the hospital by himself. If I come out - by me a jump ticket.[email protected]or I am a computer progamer....I am an electrician...I am a plumber...I am a truck diver.....orI can do something and I am smart every blue moon.Tell me what you need - I am desperado.I will email you my resume.[email protected]orPart time - weekdays cause I am a skydiving instrutor and its Winter.[email protected]*********Or even:I have a test and I am gonna flunk it in Physics.If you can help me email me and help me study at the DZ. [email protected]Strobe is looking for a date in the Monroe Ga area. Pyke is busy. [email protected]The anything listings:I have 9 cats -2 momma kats with a buncha kittens.You want a baby cat?email me at [email protected]I gotta sell my rig, its cool and costs $900. I need the money FAST. Stop calling me 'Daddy' at the DZ !!![email protected]I am a bad ass skydiver & I have a frekkin great 4 Way Team!!Looking for 3 other members.PleaseJump [email protected]I am driving to Elsinore - need trip mates for gas & eating & jump money.[email protected]I do skydiving videography but will subside income with weddings or baby deliveries cause I am broke and I want to go to Nationals... write me at >>> [email protected]*This one is actually true! ****** Names have been changed to protect the innocent.I am in N. Carolina and a student and need to find another skydivers help.Ann do you know someone? Yes, I do- his name is Xxxx and he jumps with the xxxxxxxx, his number is 555-GRN-Hatt. Meet him Saturday at your DZ and he will help you. He is part of the mentoring program at AirAnn.comPass this information on please.Tell me what you think and gimme your ideas. And- if you need a job or know of someone who can provide one Let me Know!!! I will pass it on or apply for it myself. Hehe. Ann Skydive~Friends~HappinessAirAnnwww.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #7 September 29, 2001 Find me at Spaceland tomarrow and you can pack for me ALL DAY. I figure it's for a good cause...Jump Money. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #8 September 29, 2001 ANN...all I have to say is: We have to meet!! You are fuckin' hilarious!! LOLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That post was as Sistah-like as I've ever been...(hate to tell you!) hahaI think I should come down to the Houston area really soon and jump with you and my old buddies Slapper and Cyberrrrr (those losers!!) LOL I love 'em both (but not in that way!)Let's all go make some kind of crazy ass jump!Texas rockSisThe Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #9 September 29, 2001 How about ....." Drunken skydiver reads post, starts laughing at Ann's shit, loses balance, falls off chair and breaks arm......now in need of in-home caregiver for next 3 weeks ?"Quote Strobe is looking for a date in the Monroe Ga area. Pyke is busy. [email protected] C'mon, give Pyke a break already ! (but I'm still rolling on the floor.....)Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #10 September 29, 2001 The only break Pyke needs is a penis-break, and we all know there aren't any bones in there (as much as you all WISH there were BONES!) so we can't do him any favors!He needs SOMETHING fixed, that's for sure! Asshole. :)Love you darling...oh did you tell your kiwi girl? Oops, good thing I don't know her email addy...The Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #11 September 29, 2001 Ahhh, I am all over Piked, .......I am just messing with him.Its all good.Hysterical laughing.Skydive~Friends~HappinessAirAnnwww.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #12 September 29, 2001 Kingie...and to think you thought Pyke had the hots for me!!!!Will this ever end???????Hum....anybody seen the prop so we can go jump? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #13 September 29, 2001 I thought he did.....he just strikes me as your average all-American hot-blooded heterosexual male.....(or, in his case -- all-Kiwi male !)Beside, Pyke and I have one thing in common....we're not handsome enough to be gay !Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Aviatrr 0 #14 September 29, 2001 Quote So I just moved from GA to houston and I have no new job yet and I'm getting broker Just curious...but why'd you move to Houston from Atlanta? Are you from Houston orginally, or did you move there for school, or were you just unable to resist Ann's charm and had to be near her all the time?Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #15 September 29, 2001 Give it up Don......you are full of sh!#Thought you were jumping Smith Mountain today. What's up?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #16 September 29, 2001 Mouth, he did have the hots for you...he has the hots for everyone! He did tell me you are a "honey" though. TRUST ME on this one, though, you're asking for trouble!!SisThe Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #17 September 29, 2001 Sis...I didn't ask for anything. We do have some great DZ.com guys though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #18 September 29, 2001 Sis....trust me you can break a penis. I have taken a guy to the hospital with a Fractured penis....NOT GOOD!!!!!MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 September 29, 2001 You can't tell us a guy fractured his penis and then not tell us how it happened. There's a good story there!!Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #20 September 30, 2001 I didn't say you were asking for anything "literally" LOL @MouthThe Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #21 September 30, 2001 Nor figuratively either for that matter. I minded my manners with all our guys here....guess that is why some are pissed off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cyberskydive 0 #22 September 30, 2001 I moved here for alot of rreasons but mainly because I'm just addicted to whataburgers and they dont have those in georgia Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #23 September 30, 2001 Quote Just curious...but why'd you move to Houston from Atlanta? Two words TEXAS WOMEN Fly Your Slot ! 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freeflir29 0 #2 September 28, 2001 Man.....I hope you have some job skills cause your too damn ugly to Pimp out. Allthough you won't have any competition from Pyke now....."This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #3 September 28, 2001 LMFAO- UGLY! I swear you must've come from a lost tribe of trolls straight outta the lord of the rings, but I hear Pyke digs short stubby dudes Better watch out or he'll be washing your hair and painting your toenails soon, and callin ya Stubby - super secret sex slave.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lippy 869 #4 September 28, 2001 Quote Man.....I hope you have some job skills cause your too damn ugly to Pimp out. Damn, man, that's nasty.I laughed so hard at that one I almost fell outta my chairLive to Jump, Pull to LiveLippy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #5 September 28, 2001 I was doing the same thing while writing it...LMAOPaint my toe nails, sex slave? *shudder*"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #6 September 28, 2001 Ive got jobs, --- Pool Boyeeeee!!!The jacuzzi rules - fixes the 'Ecnomic Blues' that we are all having right now. EVERYbody is hurt or in danger of lay offs.I say if any skydiver needs a job or if any skydiver knows of one to please consider the Skydiver Network, its nationwide and also is for Skydiver Mentors (or DZ family members)support as well as, jump buddies. It should be really soon that all these things are available on AirAnn.com Meanwhile Use the contact Ann page so I can get info out and put your job or in need of... there and we can better know what kind of format to use on the page.THE FOLLOWING IS A COPY OF WHAT I SENT OUT TO MY SKYDIVING FRIENDS -some are funny, but you get the idea- right?We have all been messed up because of AssYoma BedLinen and his homies flyin into stuff. And it has messed up or jobs and our sense of security. Not to mention the obvious. So help me help some other people out here.I have figured out a way to have a -Skydivers Network- on my web page. It has to be redone due to sponsorship issues anyway, so I am adding this idea on the to do list for the page. But giving this priority. We can not support our families or drop zone if we are not working.SO... I know people who can help you with-- a law case, give your dog shots, fix your web site, write computer code, landscape your yard, and repack your reserve. BUT... do you know the people I know? I dont know.... I know an electrician who needs work too.My idea... (and I need your advise and ideas)... The Skydivers Network... for jobs. Wouldnt we all like to work for another skydiver. Lunch meetings would be alot more interesting. And my boss saying "Hey lets go to the DZ when we get off work" would be sweet. If I have a black eye ... I wont have to blame my dog anymore.We all have to work and seek out new and better things for ourselves these days. I say we build a campfire and work as a team on this one. Everyone can have a professional AirAnn.com address Like ... [email protected]. This address will forward your mail to your current email address and you never think about it again. And I never even see it, bam it -goes to you. I am just your hook up.So lets say, I have a page listing that goes like this for your bizness to get supported:Sherry's Dog & Cat Shots for WormsWhereverHerOfficeIs, Tx555-420-6969Landscaping 4 Me and My brokeass LegHeadDownCamera, Tx555-420-6969Self Defense StuffPepperSpray, Tx555-420-6969Then the other idea is this page for those of us who need a job.:I am a brokeass Web Maker.Email me with resume request NOW! or I will make your cute little home page for jump money.[email protected]orFlea had to go the ER Vet cause he ate some cat litter andis real sick. He has to stay over night in the hospital by himself. If I come out - by me a jump ticket.[email protected]or I am a computer progamer....I am an electrician...I am a plumber...I am a truck diver.....orI can do something and I am smart every blue moon.Tell me what you need - I am desperado.I will email you my resume.[email protected]orPart time - weekdays cause I am a skydiving instrutor and its Winter.[email protected]*********Or even:I have a test and I am gonna flunk it in Physics.If you can help me email me and help me study at the DZ. [email protected]Strobe is looking for a date in the Monroe Ga area. Pyke is busy. [email protected]The anything listings:I have 9 cats -2 momma kats with a buncha kittens.You want a baby cat?email me at [email protected]I gotta sell my rig, its cool and costs $900. I need the money FAST. Stop calling me 'Daddy' at the DZ !!![email protected]I am a bad ass skydiver & I have a frekkin great 4 Way Team!!Looking for 3 other members.PleaseJump [email protected]I am driving to Elsinore - need trip mates for gas & eating & jump money.[email protected]I do skydiving videography but will subside income with weddings or baby deliveries cause I am broke and I want to go to Nationals... write me at >>> [email protected]*This one is actually true! ****** Names have been changed to protect the innocent.I am in N. Carolina and a student and need to find another skydivers help.Ann do you know someone? Yes, I do- his name is Xxxx and he jumps with the xxxxxxxx, his number is 555-GRN-Hatt. Meet him Saturday at your DZ and he will help you. He is part of the mentoring program at AirAnn.comPass this information on please.Tell me what you think and gimme your ideas. And- if you need a job or know of someone who can provide one Let me Know!!! I will pass it on or apply for it myself. Hehe. Ann Skydive~Friends~HappinessAirAnnwww.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #7 September 29, 2001 Find me at Spaceland tomarrow and you can pack for me ALL DAY. I figure it's for a good cause...Jump Money. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #8 September 29, 2001 ANN...all I have to say is: We have to meet!! You are fuckin' hilarious!! LOLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That post was as Sistah-like as I've ever been...(hate to tell you!) hahaI think I should come down to the Houston area really soon and jump with you and my old buddies Slapper and Cyberrrrr (those losers!!) LOL I love 'em both (but not in that way!)Let's all go make some kind of crazy ass jump!Texas rockSisThe Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #9 September 29, 2001 How about ....." Drunken skydiver reads post, starts laughing at Ann's shit, loses balance, falls off chair and breaks arm......now in need of in-home caregiver for next 3 weeks ?"Quote Strobe is looking for a date in the Monroe Ga area. Pyke is busy. [email protected] C'mon, give Pyke a break already ! (but I'm still rolling on the floor.....)Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #10 September 29, 2001 The only break Pyke needs is a penis-break, and we all know there aren't any bones in there (as much as you all WISH there were BONES!) so we can't do him any favors!He needs SOMETHING fixed, that's for sure! Asshole. :)Love you darling...oh did you tell your kiwi girl? Oops, good thing I don't know her email addy...The Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #11 September 29, 2001 Ahhh, I am all over Piked, .......I am just messing with him.Its all good.Hysterical laughing.Skydive~Friends~HappinessAirAnnwww.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #12 September 29, 2001 Kingie...and to think you thought Pyke had the hots for me!!!!Will this ever end???????Hum....anybody seen the prop so we can go jump? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #13 September 29, 2001 I thought he did.....he just strikes me as your average all-American hot-blooded heterosexual male.....(or, in his case -- all-Kiwi male !)Beside, Pyke and I have one thing in common....we're not handsome enough to be gay !Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Aviatrr 0 #14 September 29, 2001 Quote So I just moved from GA to houston and I have no new job yet and I'm getting broker Just curious...but why'd you move to Houston from Atlanta? Are you from Houston orginally, or did you move there for school, or were you just unable to resist Ann's charm and had to be near her all the time?Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #15 September 29, 2001 Give it up Don......you are full of sh!#Thought you were jumping Smith Mountain today. What's up?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #16 September 29, 2001 Mouth, he did have the hots for you...he has the hots for everyone! He did tell me you are a "honey" though. TRUST ME on this one, though, you're asking for trouble!!SisThe Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #17 September 29, 2001 Sis...I didn't ask for anything. We do have some great DZ.com guys though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #18 September 29, 2001 Sis....trust me you can break a penis. I have taken a guy to the hospital with a Fractured penis....NOT GOOD!!!!!MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 September 29, 2001 You can't tell us a guy fractured his penis and then not tell us how it happened. There's a good story there!!Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #20 September 30, 2001 I didn't say you were asking for anything "literally" LOL @MouthThe Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #21 September 30, 2001 Nor figuratively either for that matter. I minded my manners with all our guys here....guess that is why some are pissed off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cyberskydive 0 #22 September 30, 2001 I moved here for alot of rreasons but mainly because I'm just addicted to whataburgers and they dont have those in georgia Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #23 September 30, 2001 Quote Just curious...but why'd you move to Houston from Atlanta? Two words TEXAS WOMEN Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #24 September 30, 2001 Freakey Sis- you totally have to come on down and have some fun.I am sitting in my living room with Alt and Head Cam Helmet on? ............... Uh..... I was installing with my bran new $1.25 CamEye. And it works like a charm. Thanks Sonic Tom & Jeremy! <<>>Hello.!.?. ... LOL.... I am AirAnn and I am From Texas!Skydive~Friends~HappinessAirAnnwww.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #25 September 30, 2001 That's right!! TEXAS WOMEN ROCK!!! There is nothing quite like a woman from Texas, especially one who skydives! We are treasured goods!! MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!The Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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lippy 869 #4 September 28, 2001 Quote Man.....I hope you have some job skills cause your too damn ugly to Pimp out. Damn, man, that's nasty.I laughed so hard at that one I almost fell outta my chairLive to Jump, Pull to LiveLippy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 September 28, 2001 I was doing the same thing while writing it...LMAOPaint my toe nails, sex slave? *shudder*"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #6 September 28, 2001 Ive got jobs, --- Pool Boyeeeee!!!The jacuzzi rules - fixes the 'Ecnomic Blues' that we are all having right now. EVERYbody is hurt or in danger of lay offs.I say if any skydiver needs a job or if any skydiver knows of one to please consider the Skydiver Network, its nationwide and also is for Skydiver Mentors (or DZ family members)support as well as, jump buddies. It should be really soon that all these things are available on AirAnn.com Meanwhile Use the contact Ann page so I can get info out and put your job or in need of... there and we can better know what kind of format to use on the page.THE FOLLOWING IS A COPY OF WHAT I SENT OUT TO MY SKYDIVING FRIENDS -some are funny, but you get the idea- right?We have all been messed up because of AssYoma BedLinen and his homies flyin into stuff. And it has messed up or jobs and our sense of security. Not to mention the obvious. So help me help some other people out here.I have figured out a way to have a -Skydivers Network- on my web page. It has to be redone due to sponsorship issues anyway, so I am adding this idea on the to do list for the page. But giving this priority. We can not support our families or drop zone if we are not working.SO... I know people who can help you with-- a law case, give your dog shots, fix your web site, write computer code, landscape your yard, and repack your reserve. BUT... do you know the people I know? I dont know.... I know an electrician who needs work too.My idea... (and I need your advise and ideas)... The Skydivers Network... for jobs. Wouldnt we all like to work for another skydiver. Lunch meetings would be alot more interesting. And my boss saying "Hey lets go to the DZ when we get off work" would be sweet. If I have a black eye ... I wont have to blame my dog anymore.We all have to work and seek out new and better things for ourselves these days. I say we build a campfire and work as a team on this one. Everyone can have a professional AirAnn.com address Like ... [email protected]. This address will forward your mail to your current email address and you never think about it again. And I never even see it, bam it -goes to you. I am just your hook up.So lets say, I have a page listing that goes like this for your bizness to get supported:Sherry's Dog & Cat Shots for WormsWhereverHerOfficeIs, Tx555-420-6969Landscaping 4 Me and My brokeass LegHeadDownCamera, Tx555-420-6969Self Defense StuffPepperSpray, Tx555-420-6969Then the other idea is this page for those of us who need a job.:I am a brokeass Web Maker.Email me with resume request NOW! or I will make your cute little home page for jump money.[email protected]orFlea had to go the ER Vet cause he ate some cat litter andis real sick. He has to stay over night in the hospital by himself. If I come out - by me a jump ticket.[email protected]or I am a computer progamer....I am an electrician...I am a plumber...I am a truck diver.....orI can do something and I am smart every blue moon.Tell me what you need - I am desperado.I will email you my resume.[email protected]orPart time - weekdays cause I am a skydiving instrutor and its Winter.[email protected]*********Or even:I have a test and I am gonna flunk it in Physics.If you can help me email me and help me study at the DZ. [email protected]Strobe is looking for a date in the Monroe Ga area. Pyke is busy. [email protected]The anything listings:I have 9 cats -2 momma kats with a buncha kittens.You want a baby cat?email me at [email protected]I gotta sell my rig, its cool and costs $900. I need the money FAST. Stop calling me 'Daddy' at the DZ !!![email protected]I am a bad ass skydiver & I have a frekkin great 4 Way Team!!Looking for 3 other members.PleaseJump [email protected]I am driving to Elsinore - need trip mates for gas & eating & jump money.[email protected]I do skydiving videography but will subside income with weddings or baby deliveries cause I am broke and I want to go to Nationals... write me at >>> [email protected]*This one is actually true! ****** Names have been changed to protect the innocent.I am in N. Carolina and a student and need to find another skydivers help.Ann do you know someone? Yes, I do- his name is Xxxx and he jumps with the xxxxxxxx, his number is 555-GRN-Hatt. Meet him Saturday at your DZ and he will help you. He is part of the mentoring program at AirAnn.comPass this information on please.Tell me what you think and gimme your ideas. And- if you need a job or know of someone who can provide one Let me Know!!! I will pass it on or apply for it myself. Hehe. Ann Skydive~Friends~HappinessAirAnnwww.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #7 September 29, 2001 Find me at Spaceland tomarrow and you can pack for me ALL DAY. I figure it's for a good cause...Jump Money. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #8 September 29, 2001 ANN...all I have to say is: We have to meet!! You are fuckin' hilarious!! LOLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That post was as Sistah-like as I've ever been...(hate to tell you!) hahaI think I should come down to the Houston area really soon and jump with you and my old buddies Slapper and Cyberrrrr (those losers!!) LOL I love 'em both (but not in that way!)Let's all go make some kind of crazy ass jump!Texas rockSisThe Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #9 September 29, 2001 How about ....." Drunken skydiver reads post, starts laughing at Ann's shit, loses balance, falls off chair and breaks arm......now in need of in-home caregiver for next 3 weeks ?"Quote Strobe is looking for a date in the Monroe Ga area. Pyke is busy. [email protected] C'mon, give Pyke a break already ! (but I'm still rolling on the floor.....)Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #10 September 29, 2001 The only break Pyke needs is a penis-break, and we all know there aren't any bones in there (as much as you all WISH there were BONES!) so we can't do him any favors!He needs SOMETHING fixed, that's for sure! Asshole. :)Love you darling...oh did you tell your kiwi girl? Oops, good thing I don't know her email addy...The Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #11 September 29, 2001 Ahhh, I am all over Piked, .......I am just messing with him.Its all good.Hysterical laughing.Skydive~Friends~HappinessAirAnnwww.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #12 September 29, 2001 Kingie...and to think you thought Pyke had the hots for me!!!!Will this ever end???????Hum....anybody seen the prop so we can go jump? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #13 September 29, 2001 I thought he did.....he just strikes me as your average all-American hot-blooded heterosexual male.....(or, in his case -- all-Kiwi male !)Beside, Pyke and I have one thing in common....we're not handsome enough to be gay !Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #14 September 29, 2001 Quote So I just moved from GA to houston and I have no new job yet and I'm getting broker Just curious...but why'd you move to Houston from Atlanta? Are you from Houston orginally, or did you move there for school, or were you just unable to resist Ann's charm and had to be near her all the time?Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #15 September 29, 2001 Give it up Don......you are full of sh!#Thought you were jumping Smith Mountain today. What's up?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #16 September 29, 2001 Mouth, he did have the hots for you...he has the hots for everyone! He did tell me you are a "honey" though. TRUST ME on this one, though, you're asking for trouble!!SisThe Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #17 September 29, 2001 Sis...I didn't ask for anything. We do have some great DZ.com guys though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #18 September 29, 2001 Sis....trust me you can break a penis. I have taken a guy to the hospital with a Fractured penis....NOT GOOD!!!!!MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 September 29, 2001 You can't tell us a guy fractured his penis and then not tell us how it happened. There's a good story there!!Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #20 September 30, 2001 I didn't say you were asking for anything "literally" LOL @MouthThe Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #21 September 30, 2001 Nor figuratively either for that matter. I minded my manners with all our guys here....guess that is why some are pissed off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #22 September 30, 2001 I moved here for alot of rreasons but mainly because I'm just addicted to whataburgers and they dont have those in georgia Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #23 September 30, 2001 Quote Just curious...but why'd you move to Houston from Atlanta? Two words TEXAS WOMEN Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #24 September 30, 2001 Freakey Sis- you totally have to come on down and have some fun.I am sitting in my living room with Alt and Head Cam Helmet on? ............... Uh..... I was installing with my bran new $1.25 CamEye. And it works like a charm. Thanks Sonic Tom & Jeremy! <<>>Hello.!.?. ... LOL.... I am AirAnn and I am From Texas!Skydive~Friends~HappinessAirAnnwww.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #25 September 30, 2001 That's right!! TEXAS WOMEN ROCK!!! There is nothing quite like a woman from Texas, especially one who skydives! We are treasured goods!! MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!The Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Jumperpaula 0 #23 September 30, 2001 Quote Just curious...but why'd you move to Houston from Atlanta? Two words TEXAS WOMEN Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #24 September 30, 2001 Freakey Sis- you totally have to come on down and have some fun.I am sitting in my living room with Alt and Head Cam Helmet on? ............... Uh..... I was installing with my bran new $1.25 CamEye. And it works like a charm. Thanks Sonic Tom & Jeremy! <<>>Hello.!.?. ... LOL.... I am AirAnn and I am From Texas!Skydive~Friends~HappinessAirAnnwww.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #25 September 30, 2001 That's right!! TEXAS WOMEN ROCK!!! There is nothing quite like a woman from Texas, especially one who skydives! We are treasured goods!! MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!The Freak KittyI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
