Emma 0 #26 February 1, 2002 QuoteWho ate all the pies?Who ate all the pies?Emma - fat bastardEmma - fat bastardWho's got the biggest thighs?Who's got the biggest thighs?Emma - fat bastardEmma - fat bastardOh yeh, I forgot to say:PRICK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #27 February 1, 2002 "I must have lived a very sheltered life, but WTF !?!?!?"Ummm...it has to do with the ending of most porn flicks. Ummm...the Chic usually....ummm...gets a nice ..."Pie" to the face......"It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #28 February 1, 2002 Quoteyou should see that chick swooping her Manta - the shadow makes all the groundhogs think its a total eclipse!!!And THAT is a crock of shit. You know full well I've downsized to Spectre 230. Get over it needledick, you'll never woo me. You're like a nerd pulling girls' plaits to get attention. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #29 February 1, 2002 Somewhere in here there is a woman, but all you can see are the nice folks helping her gather her canopy.I'm not naming names. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #30 February 1, 2002 Yeh yeh..but look at the ankles! Not that fat! Muthafu****.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #31 February 1, 2002 Yeah, because that is one of the other guys. Lord only knows where the woman is. Even with that canopy, I still wonder what the wingloading was. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #32 February 1, 2002 Hey! You guys stop being mean to Emma... or I'll take you our back and beat you with a stick!Respect ma authorita!Did you know that "if" is the middle of the word "life"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 February 1, 2002 GEEZUS!!! We have Splash down! We have Splash Down! That's what I call a Heavy Drop!!!"It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #34 February 1, 2002 Hey Wildblue, I never said it was her! If she took it that way, so be it. It's okay. We've PMed about it. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #35 February 1, 2002 QuoteAnd Skreamer: lets do a 2 way sometimes.....Only if you pack for me and promise to check my reserve pin really carefully...."The penis mightier than the sword" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #36 February 1, 2002 Clay,Didn't you know that Lisa is going to make those the standard canopy recommendation? Just pray there isn't any wind when you jump. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #37 February 1, 2002 we're not mean to emma... we're mean with emma.....She deserves it.. she just got a freefly suit, the traitor!RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #38 February 1, 2002 Shut up! You know full well I've got down to under 250lbs now you bastard! What do you want? Anorexic model types? Pfffft. Long live lard and all pies made with it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #39 February 1, 2002 QuoteShe deserves it.. she just got a freefly suit, the traitor!And somewhere in England a circus is getting very wet tonight....."The penis mightier than the sword" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #40 February 1, 2002 "Lisa is going to make those the standard canopy recommendation?"BBWWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Lisa: So, In the market for a new canopy?Emma: Yep I have 5,000 jumps in the last month and I weigh 3,970 lbs without gear. Lisa: Oh...I have just the canopy for you...of course you may be loaded a little high at 1.4:1 on this one...."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #41 February 1, 2002 Lemme see....64 ft. diameter, so, 32x32xPI = 3,216 sq. feet.Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #42 February 1, 2002 Quotegetting very wet tonight.....And somewhere in England, Skreamer's girlfriend ISN'T...and never has..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #43 February 1, 2002 girlfriend???? dont tell me he druged another one?RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 February 1, 2002 "And somewhere in England, Skreamer's girlfriend ISN'T...and never has....."So....she doesn't bathe either? "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #45 February 1, 2002 I didn't say it was human.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #46 February 1, 2002 QuoteI've got down to under 250lbs now you bastardNo, you dozy cow, the scale at the DZ is metric - you now weigh 240 KILOGRAMS!!!!(gee, can you tell it is 4h40PM in the UK and nobody is doing any work??? )"The penis mightier than the sword" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #47 February 1, 2002 did i?RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #48 February 1, 2002 QuoteNo, you dozy cow, the scale at the DZ is metric - you now weigh 240 KILOGRAMS!!!!Whatever. The point is, I can now see my feet, as long as I have a winch handy. Which is more than you can say about your penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #49 February 1, 2002 Emma, why the HELL would Skreamer need a winch for?????RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #50 February 1, 2002 Quotenot coz ur insluting poor emmaCan anyone say Freudian slip? "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites