Emma 0 #1 February 1, 2002 I'm in England, it's Friday, wanna go skydiving tomorrow and IT'S BLOWING A GALE AND PISSING DOWN!!!! WHY?? WHY???? It's not fair. Sucks arse. Haven't jumped for 3 weeks. I don't think I can remember what it feels like to be in freefall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #2 February 1, 2002 Emma,Sadly, I think your little island is a rain magnet. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 February 1, 2002 Well...it's supposed to be slightly chilly here in Georgia with a high of 53F on Saturday and 54F on Sunday. It will be nice and sunny though.....Oh well...wear a sweatshirt and gloves! "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #4 February 1, 2002 This morning the weatherman here in Florida said there was a cold front coming through tonight. The temperatures should plunge to the low to mid-60's by Saturday afternoon, but it is slated to be clear. Must remember to take the sunglasses to the DZ. Hate all that squinting. Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Mansonflyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #6 February 1, 2002 Uhhhh!!!! OLD HAND!!!! I AM AN OLD HAND!!!!!!Who cares about the weather!Actually....scrub that. It's a blatant lie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 February 1, 2002 "Hate all that squinting."BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #8 February 1, 2002 Yer - Mooooo - it's all a pile of pants here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #9 February 1, 2002 It could be worse... wait... no it couldnt .... I guess I cant jump anyways, damm rigging...RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #10 February 1, 2002 QuoteHate all that squintingBastards...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #11 February 1, 2002 every single one of them......RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #12 February 1, 2002 Quotewear a seatshirt and glovesSo, what IS a SEATshirt? Is it an extra thick shirt you wear over your arse skydiving to hide the fact that you've crapped it in girly FEAR?BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!(Huh. Thought that would make me feel better. But it didn't. Mean, evil, evil, bastardly weather.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 February 1, 2002 "So, what IS a SEATshirt?"It's usually all I'm wearing when I'm trying to get you to sit on me...."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #14 February 1, 2002 QuoteIt's usually all I'm wearing when I'm trying to get you to sit on me....I'm the Pie Queen mate, you'd better be wearing a lot more than a seatshirt if you want to survive... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 February 1, 2002 "I'm the Pie Queen mate"That....has some interesting conotations......Pie Queen huh..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #16 February 1, 2002 Just ask Skre.....Actually. Don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #17 February 1, 2002 Hmmm, somebody been whistling down the wind?Emma is not called the Pie Queen because she pies people, she is called the Pie Queen because she EATS all the pies.... We even made up a special song for her at Hinton :Who ate all the pies?Who ate all the pies?Emma - fat bastardEmma - fat bastardWho's got the biggest thighs?Who's got the biggest thighs?Emma - fat bastardEmma - fat bastardetc. etc.We used to sing it to her and the rest of her flabby 4-way in the plane, but then we made her cry, so the CCI made us stop. But still, you should see that chick swooping her Manta - the shadow makes all the groundhogs think its a total eclipse!!!"The penis mightier than the sword" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #18 February 1, 2002 Will.. thats focking out of line...... bastard...not coz ur insluting poor emma, but because she's jumping my wife's old canopy.. so are you telling me my wife needed a big ass manta coz she was fat too?RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #19 February 1, 2002 Fat is your friend....mmmmm...pies.....Fancy a *special* pie sometime, Kreamer? Your wife just seriously underloaded it, the big wuss! What's a wingloading of 2.8 to me? Huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #20 February 1, 2002 Remi, didn't the fact that your wife jumps a Strong system kinda tell you something???"The penis mightier than the sword" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 February 1, 2002 Hey......hooved fat chics need love too. Take one for the team Skreamer!!! PS. I had my mind in the gutter as usual and was thinking more Pie Queen in the Pornographic sense..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caledoniankid 0 #22 February 1, 2002 think your self lucky emma,scotlands got near hurricanes again,i think emigrating to warmer skies is definately an option for us brits Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #23 February 1, 2002 QuotePie Queen in the Pornographic senseYou've seen the video then? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #24 February 1, 2002 QuotePie Queen in the Pornographic senseI must have lived a very sheltered life, but WTF !?!?!?And Skreamer: lets do a 2 way sometimes.....RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 February 1, 2002 "You've seen the video then?"Who hasn't? I only watch it 10 minutes at a time though...."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites