indyz 1 #1 May 2, 2002 http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/05/02/1019441406441.html"We do more prostitutes before 8 AM than most people do all day" -- some Fark user.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #2 May 2, 2002 We Navy wives LOVE to read that stuff......YIKES!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pie 0 #3 May 3, 2002 Yes, it was a pretty exhausting week - but we will be back on form for our regulars soon... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #4 May 3, 2002 OK everyone, next exercise, the Kagel, and exercise! one & two & three & four & one & two & three &....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #5 May 3, 2002 5,500 men!? It would have to suck to be #5500!!!Oh yeah, I'm buying stock in Masengil (spelling?)!!! FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 May 3, 2002 At least the Navy finally beat defeated someone. I think wearing out a prostitute is a pretty big accomplishment though."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #7 May 3, 2002 QuoteAt least the Navy finally beat defeated someone. I think wearing out a prostitute is a pretty big accomplishment though.Uhh, Navy beat Army, too.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 May 3, 2002 QuoteUhh, Navy beat Army, too....On the field or in the locker room? "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #9 May 3, 2002 Navy beats themselves all the time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #10 May 3, 2002 QuoteOn the field or in the locker room? Yeah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 May 3, 2002 QuoteNavy beats themselves all the time! I know you Army guys are always willing to lend a "hand" "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #12 May 3, 2002 Survey says....X. Don't think so. That's an individually assigned task and too little work for the Army to get involved with... eh, Trooper? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 May 3, 2002 Quotetoo little work for the Army to get involved withOh thats right...the Army is usually very busy. What, with all the police calls, CQ, and grass cutting that has to get done...LOL "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #14 May 3, 2002 You know it, we paint more rock before 9am than most people do all day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 May 3, 2002 Quotewe paint more rock before 9am than most people do all day!Hooah!!! I was in the Air Force.....I like to sleep more before and after 9 AM than most people do all day....and night...."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #16 May 3, 2002 QuoteUhh, Navy beat Army, too.... I believe that was the first time in about the last 10 years! We were feeling sorry for the Squids. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #17 May 3, 2002 This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your callI'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #18 May 3, 2002 Alright, one more.How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different services would do: The NAVY would turn out the lights and lock the doors. The ARMY would surround the building with defensive fortifications, tanks and concertina wire. The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of fire from all appropriate points on the perimeter. The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the building.I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #19 May 3, 2002 Hey,Let's get back on topic!!!Quote"I just wish they could dribble-feed the Yanks in, fly a thousand off at a time," she saidI wonder how big this place is?:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 May 3, 2002 QuoteI wonder how big this place is?Lets see...1000 Sailors........100 hookers.....at 30 minutes a pop.....I think thats 5 hours and they are all taken care of..."It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
