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What They Don't Want You to Know:
In order to understand Midday Napping you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Lawyers group made up of Gremlins with help from Dwarves.
The conspiracy first started during Monday May 14th 2002 in Palo Alto. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Gilroy garlic Festival.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail biting.
They want to salami slap Sebastien and imprison resisters in Canada using Bicycles.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Execute Nail Biters. Since the media is controlled by Mary Poppins we should get our information from Bill Booth.
Sebazz........

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In order to understand the DZ.com gathering you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Head Honcho made up of Moderators with help from DZ.commers.
The conspiracy first started during The California DZ.com Record in Perris Valley. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Rolling the Odometer Over.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Post Whoring.
They want to scratch a lions balls with a hot fork and imprison resisters in Clays and Skreamers sheep farm using B2 Bombers.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Use AAD's and RSL's. Since the media is controlled by Bill Von we should get our information from Skybytch.

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In order to understand electron theory you need to realize that everything is controlled by the meat puppets made up of Basque sheepherders with help from Nazi skinheads.
The conspiracy first started during the fall of the roman empire in Siberia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the sinking of the Titanic.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by teeth grinding.
They want to slap G. Gordon Liddy and imprison resisters in Yo Momma's house using skateboards.
In order to prepare for this, we all must shut up about it. Since the media is controlled by Mothers against drunk driving we should get our information from Drunks against mad mothers (D.A.M.M.).
G. Jones
"Why don't they have a light bulb that only shines on things that are worth looking at?"

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