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You know you are in FLORIDA during the summertime when:

The best parking place is determined by shade instead
of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good
branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little
chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to
steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your
car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside
at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get
knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and
cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms
out of the ground.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to
do is pull one out and add butter, salt, and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice
to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.
Have fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!T
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dont' forget that you don't need a watch, one knows it is 4 PM when it rains each day. It's not so bad.
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NORTH FLA?
I was inSO GA. for 4 years. I swear, thats how I xplane it too!
Oh stow it! Try living in Eloy.........it was only 108 yesterday and we still have 20 degrees to go. Course........it is a "dry heat" LMAO
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I'll be in Las Vegas SOON....... I hear itll be thesame
Have fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!T
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Oh Boo Hoo to all of ya... Try living in SF where it averages 80-90 during the summer (couple of days will hit 100+) Only rains in the winter and has 4 DZ's within an hour and a half of SF..,,, It's ROUGH I say,, absoulutely horrible ;)
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Oh stow it! Try living in Eloy.........it was only 108 yesterday and we still have 20 degrees to go. Course........it is a "dry heat" LMAO
Cheers!

:)I used to work full time at Marana and Eloy and I remember hearing stories of the Cessna's wheels actually melting from the heat on the ramp during the summer!!!! :o
"This is the 4th time I've been late for work this week!!...and it's only Tuesday!" ...Cheech and Chong

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Hehe - Florida summers are GREAT! Nothing like an afternoon shower to force you to eat lunch... not such a bad thing afterall! Speaking of hail.... It's been so hot I've been jumping sans jumpsuit - just in wee shorts and a tank top. Yesterday when we opened the door on jumprun we had a bit of hail fly in the door. It was quite the awakening experience for me.... I was first out. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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