lummy 4 #1 June 12, 2002 There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black1. He called everyone "brother"2. He liked Gospel3. He couldn't get a fair trialBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into His Fathers business2. He lived at home until he was 333. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:1. He talked with his hands2. He had wine with every meal3. He used olive oilBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:1. He never cut his hair2. He walked around barefoot all the time3. He started a new religionBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:1. He never got married2. He was always telling stories3. He loved green pasturesBut the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do the INTERNET comes in any color you'd like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #2 June 12, 2002 he was also the only "perfect" human on the planet at the time, and they crucified him for his efforts............Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #3 June 12, 2002 LOL! Lummy, that is priceless. Am printing it out and sending it to a hardworking Irish jewish Mom I know right now!Thanks for the Wednesday giggle!Ciels and pinks-MicheleLife is what you make it; always was, always will be.~Grandma Moses~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #4 June 12, 2002 No problem.... Anytime Miss Michelle... the INTERNET comes in any color you'd like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hagar 0 #5 June 13, 2002 How could he be perfect if he was also a human?- the horribleThe post whore wannabe previously knows as Haeloth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 June 13, 2002 QuoteEven when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to doUuuummm....what does that have to do with being a woman? "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #7 June 13, 2002 Long hairBaggy clothesbarefoot/sandles.... Jesus was obviously a freeflierOh… you wanted the cheese sticks as an appetizer ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites