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Vegas pick up lines

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ok this is not what you expect...
I bet it will turn itno it though...
I seriously need to know those of you who are in need of A "pick up" from the airport when you get in for the "boogie."

I should be able to pick you up if you gimme some advance notice. PM me with your details!

post your fav/or worse pickup line here...as I can imagine it would happen anyway!
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"How about breakfast tomorrow? Should I call you or nudge you?"

"You use Windex on those pants? 'Cause I can see myself in 'em!"

"You look like you have some Irish in you.. do you?"
"uh-no"
"Want some?"
(replace 'Irish' with whatever heritage you are)
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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my buddy was tlelling my one of his stories...
this was a Great pick up line from a lil hottie to him.
she walked over to him and said...
" I just wanted to know how you kiss"
I was like Now that is one hell of a line.;)
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"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'caus"e you've got a nice set of buns."

"Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's."

"There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass."

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do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

(motioning with one finger for a girl to come to you) then say If I can make you come with one finger think what I can do with the rest.

wanna go back to my place for a pizza and f**#? what got something against pizza?

I bet you this dollar I can kiss you without touching you..then kiss her and say damn I always loosy my dollar.

like birds? take this for a swallow.

-yoshi
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Here's a couple that I've heard before. Did they work? No comment. ;)

Good pickup line -
"What would a guy like me have to do to get a date with you?" (Works because when saying it you don't come off like you think you're all that, but you do come like you think she's all that)

Bad pickup line (that might work - depending on the hour, the number and strength of drinks in her, and how long it's been since she's gotten any) -
"Wanna go out to my car and suck on my dick for awhile?"

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