jtval 0 #1 September 20, 2002 ok this is not what you expect... I bet it will turn itno it though... I seriously need to know those of you who are in need of A "pick up" from the airport when you get in for the "boogie." I should be able to pick you up if you gimme some advance notice. PM me with your details! post your fav/or worse pickup line here...as I can imagine it would happen anyway!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #2 September 20, 2002 A great pick up line that works. Sure I can drive you home, tomorrow morning... A bad pick up line that won't work. Do you have a library card? 'Cause I'm Checking you out!! Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #3 September 20, 2002 Damn , I thought you were going to tell me how to pick up local chics . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #4 September 20, 2002 "How about breakfast tomorrow? Should I call you or nudge you?" "You use Windex on those pants? 'Cause I can see myself in 'em!" "You look like you have some Irish in you.. do you?" "uh-no" "Want some?" (replace 'Irish' with whatever heritage you are)it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 September 20, 2002 "how to pick up local chics " To a local Vegas girl, "Is VISA ok ?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 September 20, 2002 my buddy was tlelling my one of his stories... this was a Great pick up line from a lil hottie to him. she walked over to him and said... " I just wanted to know how you kiss" I was like Now that is one hell of a line.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #7 September 20, 2002 "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock." "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room." Your daddy must have been a baker, 'caus"e you've got a nice set of buns." "Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's." "There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 20, 2002 "Was your daddy a meat burgler? Cause it looks like somebody stole two FINE christmas hams and hid em up under your dress." -Leon Phelps AKA..."The Ladies Man" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 September 20, 2002 "There is a certain bored, loneliness to being rich." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 September 20, 2002 "Do you not want to not have unsex without me?" Whatever they answer, take it as a positive response Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 September 20, 2002 Quote"There is a certain bored, loneliness to being rich." "I've got standards. They're low, but they're there." Are these two separate lines? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #12 September 20, 2002 "Hi, want to see something swell?"Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 September 20, 2002 "Are these two separate lines? " More like sterling vingettes of truth. "A good man always knows his limitations"--Clint Eastwood. Go ugly early baby! Everybody wants the prom queen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #14 September 20, 2002 "If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?" "The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
konradptr 0 #15 September 20, 2002 How about this one: "Were you raised on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock..." ------------------------------------------ Getting banned isn't that bad...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #16 September 20, 2002 I have a good anti-pickup line: "You can't handle me baby, cuz I a whole lotta MANTHRAX." ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #17 September 20, 2002 Worlds Greatest Pick up Line: Nice Shoes, Wanna F**K? (worked great in the late 80`s and early 90`s. Havent needed it much since then though) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallfast69 2 #18 September 20, 2002 "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room." Holy shit...that IS funny!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #19 September 20, 2002 Hey, are you in the Army? Me too, wanna f$%k? My contribution, may or may not work so well in Vegas. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #20 September 20, 2002 do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? (motioning with one finger for a girl to come to you) then say If I can make you come with one finger think what I can do with the rest. wanna go back to my place for a pizza and f**#? what got something against pizza? I bet you this dollar I can kiss you without touching you..then kiss her and say damn I always loosy my dollar. like birds? take this for a swallow. -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Galen 0 #21 September 20, 2002 "Excuse me, have you seen the keys to my Porsche?" Respect the Dolphin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #22 September 20, 2002 Quote Hey, are you in the Army? Me too, wanna f$%k? i used to be does that count? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #23 September 21, 2002 Here's a couple that I've heard before. Did they work? No comment. Good pickup line - "What would a guy like me have to do to get a date with you?" (Works because when saying it you don't come off like you think you're all that, but you do come like you think she's all that) Bad pickup line (that might work - depending on the hour, the number and strength of drinks in her, and how long it's been since she's gotten any) - "Wanna go out to my car and suck on my dick for awhile?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #24 September 21, 2002 Ahhh, yes it would count if the woman in question liked army guys. Or if she was drunk. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brianthomas1966 0 #25 September 21, 2002 "The sex ain't that good - but I cook a mean omelet in the morning" Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites