Icarus021 0 #1 September 20, 2002 Just kidding,,,, There are none!!!!! 3-2-1-cya Don't take life too serious, you will never get out alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 September 20, 2002 pic of whuffos watch a demo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icarus021 0 #3 September 20, 2002 Its a bird. Its a plane.... "Hey bob what is that?" 3-2-1-cya Don't take life too serious, you will never get out alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coho21 0 #4 September 20, 2002 So what's the deal with the toilet seat on thay dude's head? J YSD#0009J YSD#0009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 September 20, 2002 "So what's the deal with the toilet seat on thay dude's head?" Yeah, right... like you don't wear one. Personally, I know how difficult it is to accessorize sometimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,396 #6 September 20, 2002 Top ten reasons to be a whuffo: 10. Uhh . . . (Ok, I could only think of 8.) 8. When you are, say, playing soccer and you drop something, you can just pick it up. 7. When you collide with something going 40mph you are generally _inside_ a vehicle. 6. You can avoid people dressed like clowns by simply avoiding the circus. 5. The words you make up are less scary i.e. you make up words like "sloshed", "hammered", "totally polluted" rather than "femured." 4. When you get a call from someone that starts "Didja hear about Ken?" Ken usually isn't dead. 3. On the planes you fly, there are no arguments as to whether the door should be open or closed. 2. You can go a long time without seeing the inside of someone's leg. And the #1 reason it can be nice to be a whuffo: 1. You do not need to worry about the relationship between barometric pressure and intestinal gas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 September 20, 2002 Quote1. You do not need to worry about the relationship between barometric pressure and intestinal gas Then again, in a college environment, that is a constant worry, changes in pressure or not...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 September 20, 2002 When someone goes low during a two-way, that's not the end of the event, it's a nice beginning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #9 September 20, 2002 They have money to spend on cars and things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 September 20, 2002 You get work done instead of spending all day on dz.com. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
megscott73 0 #11 September 20, 2002 ROFLMAO Especially the one about poor Ken.....======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chief 0 #12 September 20, 2002 Great pic! Loved the toilet seat sun glasses. They should charge them 20 a head to stare! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coho21 0 #13 September 20, 2002 "Yeah, right... like you don't wear one." Only every other Friday. I try to pray to the porcelain Gods only on Odd numbered Fridays J YSD#0009J YSD#0009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #14 September 20, 2002 Words like "wrap", "entanglement" , 'bounce" and "divot" don't scare the shit out of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #15 September 20, 2002 there is no "beer line" or "first" rule -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 September 20, 2002 Top reason for being a whuffo.... You have no idea what you are missin out on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #17 September 20, 2002 You don't have to get your reserve repacked? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clrarch 0 #18 September 20, 2002 You don't have to listen to your friends and family say repeatedly, "You're going to die doing that" (looking either scared or like they smell something foul) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #19 September 20, 2002 Or hear people ask repeatedly : "Why would anyone want to Jump from a perfectly good airplane?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clrarch 0 #20 September 20, 2002 I've never been convinced of that "perfectly good" part....which makes me more than happy to go out the door But if I had a dollar..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trilete312 0 #21 September 21, 2002 If you had a dollar, you would only need about 17 more of its friends to have a good flight :O----------- Ready, Set, Gooooooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Christine 0 #22 September 21, 2002 On the planes you travel on, you don't have to flash the pilot to get extra altitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hagar 0 #23 September 21, 2002 -You can mention skydiving without causing your friends to want to kill you. -Jump# and freefalltime don't have a natural place in any conversation.--- PCSS #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #24 September 21, 2002 you don't have to worry if it rains or not. whuffos have more dates than skydivers... yeah am with the single club too. HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #25 September 21, 2002 you have absolutely no idea what it means to be "tucked" ( anyone remember the Silence of the Lambs). you have never had to run naked with scissors... you have a much less likleyhood of participating in your hoddy of choice and having to think, "damn this is going to hurt" I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
